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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
ISSUE #138
Author: 若見天明
《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
Author: 若見天明
ISSUE #138
第20回：Day 19 - 阿強的背刺（1）
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第20回：Day 19 - 阿強的背刺

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文／林小明（口述逐漸心寒中）

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【林小明髮量當前狀態：79,785 / 80,000 根】

（註：累計損失215根。昨天花9500萬買了一顆小行星，命名「阿強真的是豬」。今天醒來的時候，我還在想那顆星什麼時候會出現在天文望遠鏡裡——結果沒想到，今天真正的驚嚇在地球上。）

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上午10點15分。

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陽光從窗簾縫隙照進來，打在蟾蜍臉上，也打在我頭上。

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我躺在床上，滑著手機。

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天文學家協會發了一封郵件給我：

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「親愛的林小明先生，恭喜您命名的小行星『阿強真的是豬』已正式登錄。編號：2024-666。永久有效。」

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我笑了。

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「阿強，你變星星了。」

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阿強從地上爬起來，揉著眼睛。

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「我知道。」

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「感覺如何？」

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「很想揍你。」

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「那就是成功的命名。」

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阿強翻了個白眼，拿出手機。

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然後他的表情變了。

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「怎麼了？」我問。

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「沒...沒事。」

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他的聲音在抖。

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我坐起來。

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「阿強？」

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「真的沒事。」他把手機收起來，「我去買早餐。」

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他匆匆出門。

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我看著他的背影，心裡有種不詳的預感。

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上午11點 阿強沒回來

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我等了四十分鐘。

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阿強沒回來。

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我打電話給他。

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關機。

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我傳訊息。

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已讀不回。

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「這傢伙搞什麼？」我自言自語。

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蟾蜍看著我，沒說話。

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我決定出門找他。

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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
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Last updated: Jul 11, 2026
Total word count: 77,295
Total reading time: 258 Minutes
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