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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
ISSUE #124
Author: 若見天明
《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
Author: 若見天明
ISSUE #124
第17回：Day 16 - 八竿子打不著的親戚們（4）
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下午4點 三嬸婆

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門鈴又響了。

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一個七十多歲的阿婆站在門口，穿著傳統的衣服，手裡拿著一串佛珠。

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「小明啊！」

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「...您好，請問您是？」

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「我是你三嬸婆啊！你奶奶的妹妹的女兒！」

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「...」

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「不記得了沒關係，三嬸婆今天來，是有急事！」

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她走進來，看到蟾蜍，唸了一聲「阿彌陀佛」。

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然後她坐在椅子上，表情很嚴肅。

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「小明啊，三嬸婆被鬼跟了。」

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我愣住了。

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「被鬼跟？」

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「對！每天晚上都有一個白影在我床邊飄來飄去！我都不敢睡覺！」

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「...那怎麼辦？」

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「我找了一個法師，他說可以幫我驅鬼，但要一百萬。」

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阿強在一旁已經笑到沒力氣了。

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我看著三嬸婆。

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「法師在哪？」

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「他等等就來！」

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門鈴又響了。

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我打開門。

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一個穿著道袍的中年男人站在門口，手裡拿著桃木劍。

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他的臉...

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我轉頭看向阿強。

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阿強也看著我。

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這個法師，就是早上那個表舅。

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表舅看到我，表情僵住了。

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「呃...施主您好，貧道法號...」

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「表舅。」我說。

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他沉默了。

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三嬸婆走過來。

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「法師！您來了！快幫我驅鬼！」

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表舅看著我，眼神裡充滿哀求。

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我看著他。

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他看著我。

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「三嬸婆，」我說，「這個法師是假的。」

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「什麼？！」

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「他就是我表舅，早上來跟我借錢的那個。」

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三嬸婆愣住了。

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表舅嘆了口氣，脫下道袍。

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「對不起...」

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三嬸婆氣得拿起佛珠打他。

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「你這個不肖子！連你媽都要騙！」

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我看著這一幕，突然笑了。

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阿強問：「你笑什麼？」

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「沒什麼，就是覺得...我家真熱鬧。」

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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
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Last updated: Jul 11, 2026
Total word count: 77,295
Total reading time: 258 Minutes
Writer:
若見天明
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