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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
ISSUE #127
Author: 若見天明
《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
Author: 若見天明
ISSUE #127
第18回：Day 17 - 小雨的考驗（1）
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第18回：Day 17 - 小雨的考驗

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文／林小明（口述逐漸暈船中）

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【林小明髮量當前狀態：79,786 / 80,000 根】

（註：累計損失214根。昨天來了108個親戚，表舅兼職當法師，表弟被詐騙五百萬，阿嬤存款突破2.4億。今天醒來的時候，我第一件事是看手機——還好，沒有新的親戚訊息。第二件事是看蟾蜍——牠還在，用那雙凸眼盯著我，好像在說：你那些親戚比我還煩人。）

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上午10點47分。

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陽光從窗簾縫隙照進來，打在蟾蜍臉上，也打在我頭上。

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我躺在床上，滑著手機。

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親戚LINE群組 still 999+，我決定繼續裝死。

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「你醒了沒？」阿強從地上爬起來。

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「醒了。」

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「今天怎麼花？」

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「不知道。」

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「要不要去巡視一下你的共享雨傘？」

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「應該不用，它們自己會下雨。」

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阿強沉默了。

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「你這個笑話很冷。」

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「我知道。」

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手機響了。

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來電顯示：夏小雨。

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我心跳突然加速了一下。

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「喂？」

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「林小明？」小雨的聲音聽起來很認真。

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「是我。」

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「你今天有空嗎？」

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「有...有啊。」

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「我想跟你談一件事。中午十二點，上次那個咖啡廳見。」

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「好。」

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她掛了電話。

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阿強看著我。

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「小雨？」

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「對。」

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「她找你幹嘛？」

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「不知道，說要談事。」

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阿強笑了。

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「你臉紅了。」

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「我沒有。」

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「有。」

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「閉嘴。」

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《每天醒來多一億，我卻快禿了》（3/1起每日12：10PM更新）
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Last updated: Jul 15, 2026
Total word count: 79,065
Total reading time: 264 Minutes
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