《皇子殿下的鹹魚魔法日常！》 - 〈番外：高冷學姐的自我攻略？把鹹魚學弟綁去約會的借刀殺人計畫！〉

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電梯抵達一樓的聲音在安靜的大廳裡格外清脆。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyrVasl2bM
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洛寒櫻剛把識別證掃描機交接給接大夜班的學長，手裡握著那瓶冰月靈泉，滿腦子都是等一下要怎麼不著痕跡地把學弟「堵」下來，用最自然的語氣約他週末出去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbTJ9tfFrV
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「準備好接招吧，小學弟。」她嘴角勾起一抹連自己都沒察覺的溫柔笑意，「學姐這次……可不只是要口頭上逗逗你而已了。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbQQe7inSz
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就在她揚起那個演練過無數次、絕對能讓純情學弟大破防的完美笑容，準備走向電梯口時——69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMS3euiO6E
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「砰！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KCdvXnJpg
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資源調度中心一樓的感應玻璃門，被一股粗暴的風系魔力直接踹開。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3buPg50Q9
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「閃開閃開！全部退後！北玄少爺大駕光臨！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXemmvp3Eme
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五個體格壯得像頭熊、身上還穿著北玄家專屬制服的狗腿子，仗著蠻力直接撞進大廳。他們極其囂張地一字排開，硬生生在洛寒櫻與櫃檯之間築起了一道密不透風的「肉牆」。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KUgbWR0zS
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洛寒櫻嘴角的笑容瞬間僵死。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegRfgfcvKB
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空氣裡那股好聞的微涼薄荷味，瞬間被一股刺鼻的劣質古龍水強暴。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i5QTdt9lD
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「櫻櫻，這麼晚還在操勞？本少爺可是心疼得連和牛都吃不下啊。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EfZ45iBIH
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伴隨這句讓人胃酸逆流的油膩幹話，北玄無道踩著那雙亮到能閃瞎狗眼的尖頭皮鞋，從肉牆後方鑽了出來。明明長著一張隨時能混進背景裡的 NPC 路人臉，下巴卻囂張地快頂到天花板。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWBvT0PWSP
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洛寒櫻死死捏著玻璃瓶，指關節泛起失去血色的慘白。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmskQXRwoU
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她用力咬破舌尖，鐵鏽般的血腥味在口腔裡炸開，這才勉強克制住把影系魔力化成尖刺、直接從這白痴鼻孔捅進腦袋裡的衝動。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIWWM6J4FP
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忍住，洛寒櫻。在這階級吃人的鬼地方，妳一拳打下去爽是爽了，明天老家麵攤就會被這群垃圾砸成廢墟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYEi1W2Apu
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就在洛寒櫻被肉牆死死堵住、準備用冷暴力把北玄無道逼退的同時，電梯門完全打開了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57EoI7Gemm
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她猛地踮起腳尖，175公分的身高加上高跟鞋，讓她的視線勉強越過了一名狗腿子的肩膀。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIxdiW2n9I
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她看見劉信走了出來。白髮凌亂，腳步因為剛捱過雷擊而有些虛浮。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNakGWDsIMr
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*劉信！看這邊！學姐在這裡啊！*洛寒櫻在心裡瘋狂吶喊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEw5ML8PVR
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但下一秒，荒謬到極點的畫面發生了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgc1uREO1q
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只見接替洛寒櫻站櫃檯的大夜班學長，像被高壓電劈到一樣從椅子上「啪」地彈立起正，站得比憲兵還要直，扯開嗓門對著劉信就是一聲暴吼：69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV9CWyH5YH
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「五皇子殿下好！！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDRCIqqm3s
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這一嗓子直接在空曠的大廳裡撞出巨大回音。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE3ycJaZrs
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透過肉牆的縫隙，洛寒櫻清楚地看到，劉信那雙原本半死不活的異色瞳裡，瞬間爆發出「拜託現在立刻殺了我」的極度羞恥與嫌棄。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjTEjio2uA
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只見那怕麻煩怕到骨子裡的白髮少年，嘴角瘋狂抽搐，遞卡的動作僵硬得像生鏽的機器人。他一把抽回學長雙手奉上的卡片，接著毫不猶豫地壓低連帽外套的帽沿，像一抹躲避仇家追殺的幽靈，沿著大廳最邊緣的牆根，咻地一下從側門溜了出去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4lyWxQM7s
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從頭到尾，他完全沒往這坨被狗腿子包圍的「障礙物」看上一眼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHIfyAKqax
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洛寒櫻眼睜睜看著劉信的背影消失在側門的夜色中。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTNLI5kgob
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手中的那瓶冰月靈泉，水珠滑落，滴在她的手背上。涼透了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG9fsQYeQe
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「櫻櫻？妳在看哪裡？本少爺在跟妳說話呢。」北玄無道不滿地皺起眉頭，伸手就想去抓洛寒櫻的手。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA71o2OzGo
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啪！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEaDpZjsei
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洛寒櫻毫不客氣地將手抽回，眼神徹底沉了下來，聲音冷得像剛從冷凍庫拿出來：「北玄同學，我再說最後一次，我已經下班了。如果你沒有要借用資源，請你離開，否則我立刻通報風紀委員會。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCW2iZbYUp
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「妳……！」北玄無道被當眾拂了面子，路人臉閃過一絲扭曲的惱怒。但他看了看旁邊虎視眈眈的大夜班學長，最後還是冷哼了一聲。「裝什麼高尚，平民就是平民，不識抬舉！我們走！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LFAmIlZmC
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看著北玄無道帶著狗腿子們大搖大擺地離開，那股刺鼻的古龍水味終於慢慢散去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPugez4nMBt
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空蕩蕩的大廳裡，只剩下洛寒櫻一個人站在原地。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhONk1hzvI
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「……王八蛋。」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN1thsdThX
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洛寒櫻低下頭，粉紫色的長髮遮住了她的表情。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5PlAVZp5S
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氣北玄無道的囂張，氣這該死的階級制度，更氣自己剛才只能像個花瓶一樣被擋在原地，眼睜睜看著喜歡的學弟被一聲「殿下」給嚇跑。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5ospBMoZc
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但幾秒鐘後，一聲極其輕微、卻令人毛骨悚然的冷笑，從她的髮絲間漏了出來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKvkFyFlg4
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洛寒櫻緩緩抬起頭，左眼角那顆精緻的淚痣閃爍著危險的訊號。她點開手機，看著相簿裡那張「學習資料(加密)」裡的孤狼特寫。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNCPKG5lhD
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「平民先動手絕對吃虧，這狗屁規定我認了……」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGunuulEtq
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洛寒櫻的手指輕輕摩挲著螢幕上的白髮少年，嘴角勾起一抹極度腹黑的弧度。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj8VEGZc7A
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「但如果，我直接跟這條鹹魚去『約會』呢？」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszbYmDME56
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以北玄無道那種「全天下母的都該來舔我鞋底」的巨嬰玻璃心，只要讓他撞見自己跟劉信並肩走在街上，絕對會當場氣到腦血管連環爆。只要這低智商白痴一崩潰、先動手打破「平民不可犯上」的狗屁校規……到時候他那張路人臉，絕對會被劉信這塊「皇子級的鈦合金鐵板」給撞到粉碎。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gnr5SJur6
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既然你這臭小鬼連招呼都不打就開溜，那就別怪學姐心狠手辣，直接把你綁上這輛「約會大作戰」的泥石流戰車當誘餌了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwrC0dOzmS
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北玄無道是吧？你最好祈禱你的骨頭，有天字號包廂裡的雷擊那麼硬。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8uFywMe91
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洛寒櫻拿起那瓶溫熱的冰月靈泉，仰頭灌了一大口。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CJj1i8vYp
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冰涼入喉，戰意全開。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPqZVU5sQ9
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（與此同時，剛逃出資源中心、正雙手插著口袋走在冷風中的劉信，突然感到脊背竄上一陣莫名的惡寒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYOoxHEEd6
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「哈啾！哈啾！哈啾——！」69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9acev3CpX
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他連續打了三個驚天動地的巨大噴嚏，揉了揉發酸的鼻子，滿臉見鬼的表情。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEaFz797aI
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「靠北……是有誰在算計我，還是剛才被雷劈到感冒了？」）

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