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　　喪屍先生一恢復意識，就領悟了作為喪屍的真諦，興高采烈的要執行作為喪屍的使命—卻在遇到第一位獵物時從豁然開朗的興奮被打落到一頭霧水的窘境。

　　他戳了戳獵物，獵物看著他，像逗笨蛋似的隨便掙扎個一兩下，看他沒反應，還指了指自己的脖子，似乎在示意他往那裡咬下去。

　　……為什麼他第一個獵物就這麼反常？

　　這傢伙跟教科書說的不一樣！

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　　阿麒活過辛苦的十七點五年後，又在紛亂的末世奮力活了半年，達到一定要活到十八歲的約定。

　　所以在看見那個喪屍時，他心想，如果是喪屍殺了我的話，勉強不算是違背努力活下去的約定吧？

　　畢竟這算……他殺？

　　所以他就乖乖站在原地，看著那隻喪屍咬過來—

　　沒想到卻遇到前半年完全沒遇到過的不咬人的喪屍。

　　唉，為什麼偏偏在他要尋死時殺出不咬人的程咬金啦……

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Last updated: Feb 9, 2026
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