Sci Fi Picture
FADE IN:
EXT. CITY - DAY
CHAOS
Lots of explosions.
Air crafts zoom through the air.
SUPERB: BABYLON 2071.
EXT. FIELD OF CROPS - DAY
An air craft zooms through the air. A vietnamese guy standing in a field full of crops aims his gun at the aircraft and opens fire.
As smoke comes out of the air craft, the air crafts flies in a pattern and leaves a trail of smoke that reads: NOW THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE!!!
The air craft plummets down and lands on the Vietnamese guy, then explodes.
A bunch of terrorist open fire at another air craft as it zooms through the air.
The air craft crash lands onto a street in a residential area.
The pilot gets out of the air craft and dashes over to a lemonade stand where a little girl is sailing lemonade.
LITTLE GIRL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IoNHlnfPc
Would you like to buy a cup of lemonade?
PILOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8K4IJwgPn
Yes.
The pilot draws money out of his pocket, pays the girl, picks up a cup of lemonade, and drinks it. The lemonade squirts out of the holes in his body.
PILOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdutZ9vBWA
Auh oh.
The pilot falls dead.
The little girl screams.
FURTHER DOWN THE STREET
CHAOS
A riot is going on.
Bad guys open fire at each other from two buildings across the street from one another.
Three armored cops wearing black armor, show up on motor cycles dressed like the judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
Rioters, a few at a time, look to see the three armored cops and scamper off.
The three armored cops get off of their motor cycles.
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmMgfazFw0
I am. . . The law!!! Throw down your weapons and prepare to be judged!!!237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59mNjM5Sqq
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0Kio035eV
And no I'm NOT saying this to imitate Judge Dredd...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ355Aq0893e
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRCLGuSf2l
Because I being the law am more dreadful than HIM!
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRDKRRUqqB
Judge this!!
All bad guys on the fifth floor open fire.
The ammunition from their guns hit the ground near the feet of the armored cops, causing them to move their feet to dodge the ammo.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7I0XKOfhi
(to the armored cops.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl7AR15W86
DANCE! DANCE!!! DANCE!!! Come on you can dance better than that!
A bad guy pushes a button on a CD player, playing the song CAN'T STOP THE FEELING, by "Justin Timberlake."
The three armored cops start doing a dance routine.
The bad guys cheer them on.
Next, the armored cops start break dancing.
The bad guys laugh while cheering the armored cops on.
The three armored cops cease from dancing.
One of the armored cops open fire at the CD player, destroying it.
The bad guys complain in ad-libs.
ONE OF THE BAD GUYS FROM FITH FLOOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXHVS5Kc5z
HEY, THAT CD PLAYER WAS AN ANTIQUE!!!
The other bad guys respond angrily in agreement in ad-libs.
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSjzpAjYvQ
The shows over! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcovV9uJoIq
(to the bad guys)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRaysn1Dpk
YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST!!!! WE'RE COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
The armored cops scamper into the building.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BAD GUYS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQRp2S8uSj
(meaning the armored cops)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2cw6Ktbms
They had some cool moves. And now they don't wanna dance! Man,237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuZMwQqzlw
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF8l1Ztzh8
...those armored cops dressed like those judges in the movie Judge Dredd SUCK!
INT. HALLWAY OF BUILDING - DAY
The three armored cops creep along a wall while aiming their guns.
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK20TUbMQfK
Man, this feels like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.
The second armored cop grabs the first armored cop by the color and rams him against the wall.
SECOND ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2EIlMt4XH
Seriously! Will you shut the heck up with all the Jesus stuff!?!
The second armored cop finally lets go of the first armored cop.
THIRD ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemPFGyKdwj
(to first armored cop)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lSco7NsZ0
Yeah, shut up you twat!
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoxW5IyLmz
Guys! You're letting that demonic warlock Grumpy and his demonic warlocks control your minds!
GRUMPY, who's a demonic looking Demon Warlock, laughs.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFQbWKvB93
You guys are fighting each other. I love that.
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLTCanBFFt
(meaning grumpy)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2LUPVGU49
It's Grumpy, the lead Demon Warlock.
The three armored cops realize what they're doing, then immediately aim their guns at Grumpy.
THIRD ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM3FZTyZFc
Grumpy, we hate it that you're convincing humans to shoot at each other and destroy each other.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu8hzcRn6s
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEvaU3Pbv8
And the Christian people you can't control, you took them hostage. Where are the hostages!?~!
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOHXuzk2ge
Lets see, the hostages. . . Screw you! The hostages are gone!
FIRST ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dZ0sJc4GV
Okay, well prepare to be put on ice. Get into the cold sleep chamber!
The three armored cops aim their guns at Grumpy. Grumpy gets inside of the cold sleep chamber.
The three guys lock the door and stand against the door while breathing a sigh of relief.
SECOND ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYPJ75TVxS
That was WAY too easy.
Suddenly, Grumpy stabs the three men through the door. They yell in agony.
SECOND AND THIRD ARMORED COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutBDJSyVrx
Lord forgive us of our sins. We confess and believe you died on the cross to save us. Please save us.
The three armored cops die.
Grumpy holds up a hockey mask while laughing, when suddenly, he freezes.
FADE TO BLACK:
WHITE PRINT ON BLACK: 250 years later.
Drums could be heard.
Suddenly, the screen reads: FEDERAL NETWORK like in the movie Star Ship Troopers, only with a gold image of a cooked turkey instead of an eagle.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEgKlSmSxw
Hold up, cut cut cut! Stop the music please!
The producer, a green guy with long red hair, steps onto the set.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxesDfaiEbM
This part of the movie is making fun of Star Ship Troopers, right?
CAMERA MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxsvqaLTVK
Right.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0IZcFzg2i
Then lets make fun of it the way it should be made fun of. Put a symbol of an eagle, not a cooked turkey!
The screen once again reads: Federal Network. This time it's with a gold image of an eagle.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLEZ6TuEom
Start the music back.
The music starts back playing.
SCREEN SHOWS a bunch of troops lined up.
The words: 'JOIN UP NOW' appears on the screen.
MAN'S VOICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvTyBZKHPR
People are joining up from all over the galaxy and are doing their part.
ONE OF THE TROOPS LINED UP.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZoOHMrAvj
I'm doing my part.
EXT. BOOT CAMP TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY
Troops are lined up in front of a drill instructor. The drill instructor turns to the camera.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnA6pV0SLc
(yelling at the top of his lungs)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQBS4da5uY
I'M DOING MY PART!!!!
The camera lenses cracks from the loud sound of the drill instructor yelling.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
A troop get's shot, then turns to the camera.
SOLDIER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuRD1aSopQ
Looks like I'm done doing my part!
The soldier falls to the ground and dies.
CAMERA PANS to show the enemy soldiers.
ENEMY SOLDIERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotUxHjjv8A
We're doing our part too. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
CAMERA SHOWS the lined up troops saying in ad-libs "Awww shut up!" and throwing balled up pieces of paper.
Balled up pieces of paper hit the enemy soldiers.
The enemy soldiers take off running.
MAN'S VOICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GlJgvmGMG
They're doing their part. Are you?
Screen shows lined up troops.
MAN'S VOICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44hMdTKHV8
Join the Federal Service. . .
A roach crawls on the ground.
MAN'S VOICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyZDEYhsaX
Service guarantees citizenship.
One of the troops lined up spots the roach.
LINED UP TROOP.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgpznTuhDh
A bug!!!
All the troops fire at the roach.
The roach turns upside down and dies.
MAN'S VOICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcHpvckFYl
And you'll make a good bug exterminator too I forgot to mention. Would you like to know more?
EXT. A BEACH - DAY
There are a few palm trees. Two suns could be seen in the back ground.
WILBERT WADO, Caucasian male with a funny hair style, scampers on screen.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6ZaLZBH7g
Welcome to Paradise! You are all invited to enter a contest to win an all expense paid trip to Earth Three. Many will enter, few will win.
Scone, a guy with long hair, TRICKY, a guy with blue hair, and TRUE, a guy with red hair, scamper on screen next to Wilbert Wado.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P2YseQOct
Keep watching the Wilbert Wado With the Goof Troop 2400 show. And you may win a trip here on Earth Three with me and my Goof Troop.
Wilbert Wado does the running man to the rock music that starts playing.
Scone, Tricky, and True join in on doing the running man.
EXT. CITY - MORNING
SIMON PHONIX, black man, (40's) tall, gold hair, is in the communication booth typing, is distracted as he sees Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop on a distant holographic media screen doing the running man.
Bystanders are entertained while laughing.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWClzWikTLh
(meaning the bystanders who are laughing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm4mf1IFlq
Idiots. That advertisement is not funny.
SUPERB: the city of SANDWICH ANGELES
The bystanders suddenly cease from laughing and look at Simon while intimidated and disappointed, then go about their business.
Simon goes back to typing in the booth.
A bunch of police cars, each having SANDWICH ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT written on the doors with an image of a sandwich, pull up surrounding Simon Phonix.
The cops, who are all different intelligent life forms, get out of the cars, each eating a sandwich. The cops set their sandwiches down.
LEAD OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY3HS9FtR1
Simon Phonix, lay face down on the ground, with your hands in the air.
Simon turns around looking at the cops weird.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULShqLSx38
Now that just made no sense. . .
Silence.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI55RgVZWt
What's the matter, you guys don't talk with logic anymore?
The lead officer presses a button on his watch.
LEAD OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8Gth7IAT8
(to watch; Meaning Simon)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx7hv76xgF
Maniac responded with sarcasm. Something the police officers forgot to use in the movie Demolition Man in the scene when they first tried to apprehend Simon PHOENIX in SAND Angeles.
THE WATCH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClcDLJaDL6
Demand maniac stand on his hands, add the words; 'or else'
LEAD OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQAKoxFpBI
Simon Phonix, lay down, I mean, stand on your hands, with your hands in the air, or else.
THE WATCH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5kZkRSaGy
(to the cop)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBofKTZjXCV
NO you IDIOT!!!
Simon Phonix turns around looking angry.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRilBoiyjx
Aright you George McFly wanna bee's, you asked for it, and now you're going to get it.
BIFF, a huge looking white guy, looking like the Biff from back to the future, taps Simon Phonix on the shoulders.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ45We3qOB
Hey, that's my line, butt head!
Simon Phonix hits Biff, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hRKaoDTAy
Shut up!
LEAD OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZeJ8oshOn
Okay, let's get him.
Two officers run up to Simon. Simon kicks both of them in the head with a spinning heel kick. The officers spin around, turn cart wheels, turn back hand springs, stand on their feet.
TWO OFFICERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWloeJf81Fz
Woooooaaaaa!!!
They both fall to the ground knocked out.
Two officers get back in their car. Simon runs for the car.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yoKWHZazY
Wait for me.
Simon jumps and lands on the window, breaking it. Simon grabs one of the cops, pulls him up and lets him fly into a tree.
Suddenly, a fire engine shows up. The firemen runs up to the tree.
FIRE MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO8fTg5XjW
I'll help you down!
The branch breaks. The cop and the branch falls onto the fireman, causing him to pass out.
COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMdI2HfyYD
That won't be necessary.
The cop passes out. A cat lands on its feet in front of the cop and the fireman and walks off screen.
The second cop, who's a tough cop, gets out of the car, tares off his shirt revealing his upper body and gets into his fighting stance.
TOUGH COP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCNvtLxP0v
Come on!
Simon rips off his shirt and puts up his guard.
Tough cop throws a jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop throws another jab. Simon parries it. Tough Cop clinches Simon and goes to bite his ear.
A reff steps in between them.
REFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uLAoRXMO5
Uhhh Uhhh. None of that stuff. . .
The reff pulls out a salt shaker.
REFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ19Ie7vDmM
(meaning the shaker of salt)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr0czg5rCz
Not without this.
Tough cop takes the shaker of salt.
A girl in a Mc.Donalds uniform offers them fries.
MC.DONALDS GIRL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgYZ3Mf8NE
Would you like fries with your order?
Both Tough Cop and Simon hit the girl, knocking her out.
A GUY IN A WENDY'S UNIFORM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2LdXIRYf4
Hey!!
Simon and the Tough Cop simultaneously punch the guy in the Wendy's uniform, knocking HIM out.
GUY IN JACK IN A BOX UNIFORM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt6RonWPWb
She just offered you guys fries!
Both the Tough Cop and Simon simultaneously punch the guy in the Jack In A Box uniform.
The Mc Donald's happy meal guys run up to Simon and the Tough Cop.
MC DONALD'S HAPPY MEAL GUYS.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm9jug0uhJ
Okay stop it right now! OR you guys won't get happy meal toys!
The Tough Cop and Simon punches the happy meal guys, knocking them out.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyrmBAt1Dj
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DF5Dnobpe
Do we look like kids!?!
The Tough Cop and Simon turn to look at the Mc Donald's nugget puppets.
TOUGH COP AND SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OUaSRKVpF
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnNfnwHQAS
Ya want some of us too!?!
THE NUGGETS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbwGmFgjv7
No! WE'RE CHICKEN!
The nuggets take off running.
Suddenly, Ronald ~Mc-Donald, Jack from Jack in a Box, and Colonel Sanders from KFC show up. This is just like the night club scene from the movie Romeo Must Die.
Simon and the Tough Cop get into their fighting stance.
Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders get into their karate fighting stance.
Just like in the night club scene in the movie Romeo Must Die, Ronald Mc-Donald, Jack, and Colonel Sanders come at Simon and the Tough Cop with karate kicks.
Simon and the Tough Cop block the kicks Ronald Mc-Donald, Colonel Sanders, and Jack execute. With one blow each, Simon and the Tough Cop knock Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mc-Donald, and Jack out.
DEAFENING SOUNDS of sirens suddenly...
Here comes some flying cop motor cycles being ridden by cops who are dressed like judges in the movie Judge Dredd.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6A4K9HQ5D
Oh no! Who called the Judges.
A person dressed as a Winner Snitcles hot dog shows up.
THE HOT DOG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTvyeWWHEf
I did. Cause237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdrS1x3SI7
(Singing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLav5NuOJr
Duwinner Snitcles is not just a hot dog anymore!
Both Simon and the cop punch the guy in the hot dog costume, knocking him out.
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(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAVtVX0VOd
I knew they'd do that.
Biff sits up.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJk9wnmSBd
(to everyone fighting)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQibCwUZZ6y
BUTT HEADS!
Biff passes back out.
The song WORD UP by "Cameo" starts to play.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. EXOTIC CLUB - DAY
Song continues.
ATILLA, Caucasian female, 32, tall, dances while sitting on a swing that's swinging back an forth. A guy is squirting her with a water hose just like in the movie Barb Wire.
One of the guys in the audience stand up.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ3PGsytiq
Come on! Take it off! Take it all off!
Atilla takes off her shoe and points at the guy.
GUY IN THE AUDIANCE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lmV34wBez
AUH come on Babe!
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwCRGrvfEj
Don't call me babe!
Atilla attempts to throw her shoe at the guy, but the water hits the shoe, causing it to fly back and hit Atilla in the head, knocking her out.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCuBqxhj5c
(meaning Atilla)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitrbZwIJVe
DON'T CALL HER BABE!!!
The guy with the water hose sprays the guy standing up. The water pressure knocks him down.
Suddenly, sparks come from where the hose is connected, being that the machine is malfunctioning.
GUY WITH THE WATER HOSE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF0cAjixlO
Ahh Ohhh, the hose is out of control!
The water hose starts wetting many patrons. People panic while trying to avoid the water.
A dirty guy enters the club.
DIRTY GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj65dx10Ya
Boy I could use a bath.
Water squirts him, knocking him down.
A guy on fire dashes through the kitchen door. Water squirts him, putting the fire out.
A grimlin sits at a table.
GRIMLIN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPSp63UGZe
NEVER GET US WET!! Or we'll multiply... like Bae Bae's kids.
Water squirts the grimlin, knocking it out of the chair.
Atilla gets up and starts walking back stage.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ilcompBwq
If one more person calls me babe.
EXT. BACK YARD OF CLUB - AFTERNOON
DISCO, early (30's), three green eyes, dirty blond hair, sits while talking to a guy with two heads, RAY and CHARLES.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGDb4JxhUw
Disco, we have a problem in the club.
CHARLES237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWajmONidxs
Everything is all wet.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCDlBQ5BU0
The only thing that should be wet is Atilla on the stage imitating Pamela Anderson in the movie Barb Wire.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX70jnWemP9
Well more than Atilla got wet, sir.
CHARLES237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAGiz5h5AC
The whole club is wet.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnYUwVCRoP
And someone called Atilla babe!
Disco stands up and draws a gun.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHHZ30oRtK
I'll take care of him.
Suddenly, Atilla exits the club with a gun pointed at them.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVaW6QogTV
Hold it! Drop your weapon! All three of you, or should I say both of you, are under arrest for smuggling drugs.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoBAyRMZaG
What proof do you have?
CHARLES237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HGFtoXtOT
Yeah, what proof do you have?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF7Wzt7nGb
Shut up Ray and Charles! You guys are under arrest!
Disco tries to shoot Atilla, but a sign that reads "BANG" emerges from the gun.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0mJTJRclK
Huh, your gun is fake!
Atilla pulls the trigger on her gun. A sign that reads "Bang" emerges from her gun as well.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu0yG8U9HK
Huh, so is yours. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfnysKelYB
(to Ray and Charles)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrggL5vIy7N
Ray, Charles, get her!
Ray and Charles come at Atilla throwing punches.
Atilla blocks the punches. Ray and Charles spin around while attempting to hit Atilla with a back fist. Atilla blocks the strike, then kicks Ray and Charles in the face one at a time. Both hit the ground out cold.
Disco comes at Atilla turning flips, then executes punches and kicks that Atilla blocks.
Atilla picks up Disco, swings him around, and throws him onto a table.
Suddenly, raging water bursts through the club walls, washing everything away. Atilla climbs onto a huge floating peace of wood. Disco climbs onto a floating peace of wood.
This is just like the scene in the movie Jumangi.
An alligator swims past them. Four people in a river raft pass them while peddling. Bumbish looking guys on jet ski's like the ones in the Movie Water World passes them while smoking.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3ku1efyvf
(meaning the guys on Jet Ski's)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1E4ZUfcjd
The smokers just like the ones in the movie Water World.
Smoke gets blown in Disco's face from off screen. Disco coughs and waves the smoke away.
Suddenly, Disco and Atilla wash ashore.
Atilla pulls a gun on Disco.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGecDqFTgKJ
You're under arrest.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9vMQQlBzW
How do I know the gun is loaded.
Atilla fires the gun into the air.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJDaRZwUV9
That's how you know.
A Teridacto falls out of the sky and lands in front of them.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1L37KpaFa
Oops!
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDLbvuSswu
I thought those things were extinct.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb306Ge9rs
They are now.
Atilla aims the gun at Disco.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2Gj4T9hy9
Put your hands up.
Disco looks as he hears millions of creatures.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2ntHZ5t1C
What the heck?
Atilla looks. They see 1,000 Grimlins standing before them.
GRIMLINS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HwGwWh4R7
I told you not to get me wet. We multiply like Bae Bae's kids!
The Grimlins all let out an evil laughter.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8XZVQ6tu8
Yes. And you guys also can't come out in the sunlight either. It kills you.
The Grimlins look up at the two suns in the purple sky, scream, and become bones.
Suddenly three police cars land in their area.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWJZcdj6mU
Oh no.
Cops get out of the cars.
ONE OF THE COPS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpavw0sVtff
Come on Disco, you're under arrest.
As Disco spits on the ground, the cops stare at him for a few seconds.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUowcPlQU1
Just give me my freaking phone call!
ONE OF THE COPS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5jmAxC5kE
(to Disco)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwnHJCrN5h
Stupid! This is the 24th century. We communicate through telecomunicators now! Now get your hands up so we can hand cuff you and take you to jail!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE COPS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkIAzbLUlO
And you must think you're Clairance Boddigaur from RoboCop! Spitting on the ground and telling us to give you your phone call.
Disco looks confused.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1ZlwzkFiZ
Who?
Disco puts his hands up. Atilla cuffs him.
The door to the police car opens.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLOm9sR114
Wait. Aren't you gonna read me my rights!
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBEtiB2AY9
Yeah. You have a right to enjoy the ride in the back of the police unit! And we're not playing your favorite disco song on the radio!
Disco sighs in frustration.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZumCzLpIYW
This is like being in outer space without a protective suit... it sucks!
Atilla and the police look at Disco funny.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph7IFxmQB9
Don't you guys know your astronomy? The vacuum in outer space SUCKS the air out of you and you'll die.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY9sGqyE1X
Ohh.
The officer's laugh.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvzFG67r1E
You know, Disco, that was really funny.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTQxK9euSY
Oh, so I guess I'm free to go then?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydpqoIE4Py
Nope! ...wasn't THAT funny.
Atilla throws Disco into the police car. The door closes.
EXT. AN ALLY - DAY
A flying van lands in an alley.
As the doors open, SAI, Chinese male, medium height, heavy set, MONK, Chinese male, long hair, medium height, and INFANTRY, 5'7", Caucasian, eye patch on one eye and a blade for a right arm, step out of the van with three alien beings.
All six men enter through a facility.
INT. THE BUILDING - CONTINUOUS.
A bunch of folded clothes are everywhere. The six men approach a desk, where a slightly bald blue skinned man named BARTABE stands.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo1L93VDFY
Ya got my cash?
Infantry puts the brief case on the desk.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaomjX0eHr
Half.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k4UIH5MfX
Why half?
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2oTCdUqGg
We wanna look out for ourselves.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVGcaUn4oR
When we get out of here safely, we'll call you and tell you where the rest of your money is.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOMrAVaTte
You think I'm really stupid. You got that line from the movie Street Fighter.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bD9szzYZS
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURjQ3IU73T
The scene when Ken and Ryu tried to trick Victor Segat this exact same way.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U22BFwr5z
Auh great... Just our luck. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA3vJ3HCa0
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0DQ0jvlsG
Bartabe watches too many sci fi pictures too.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9smstRUhk8
Sci fi picture?237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6uDwXNFQp
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ33vREiUu
Street Fighter is a movie based off of a video game that's over 300 years old you idiot.
SAI, INFANTRY, AND MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr6C6o9pUR
(yelling simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUnWghCKGw
WE KNOW THAT!
Bartabe slightly jumps in fright at the sound of Sai, Infantry, and Monk yelling.
Bartabe and the aliens aim their guns at Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2GA0t7t94
I hope you're happy. Because you just ruined our deal.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3XU4vtTgx
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqmx6NLAoR
...by YELLING at me!
Bartabe and the aliens open fire at Sai, Monk, and Infantry, causing force fields to appear around them and protect them.
ONE OF THE ALIENS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC6AYmENPV
They have force fields!
Everyone puts down their weapons.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTBguxrODv
(to Sai, Infantry, and Monk)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbx3sN8x8g
I hope you three are ready to get your butts kicked.
Everyone gets into their fighting stances.
Two of the aliens try attacking Sai. Sai blocks the punches and kicks of both people and bump their heads together.
Bartabe tries to run away.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqJHrdqgoA
Bartabe, where you going?
Bartabe throws a few punches. Infantry blocks the punches with his left arm and does an inside crescent kick to Bartabe's head. Bartabe falls into a wedding cake.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mB6pEmxdg
You're fired!237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywjIWEuxLg
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NG32t0MqX
I mean, you're under arrest!
Infantry looks towards us.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVSGKLnjlt
(to movie audience)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE6tuocUzC
Gosh, I seen the movie Cradle To The Grave TOO many times. The scene when the tall bald police captain shoots the crooked cop to death and then fires him...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTitAtmsek
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83VQNdtGNP
Wait, you guys watching this movie probably don't remember that. Cradle To The Grave is an old movie.
Bartabe lifts up his head out of the cake.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoNOLW9QPl
And I'm hungry like always. Thanks for the cake.
Bartabe starts eating the cake.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4cjSIpUkg
In fact, I'm hungry like a wolf more than Duran Duran was over three centuries ago!
Bartabe continues eating the cake.
Monk does a jump spinning side kick, knocking an alien into the folded clothes. Monk then picks up a box of Tide.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDj57kolH6
(to the alien)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHmbiIVBas
Do you know why people wash their clothes IN Tide.
Monk opens the box and dumps the soap powder on the alien.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctYsKVTBqR
Because it's too cold OUT tide!
Suddenly the police bust through the doors.
POLICE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuVb31inL5
Freeze! All of you who just got your butts kicked are under arrest!
EXT. BUILDING - DAY
Flying cars fly about.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
Mr. Wise, Caucasian male, late fifties, wears glasses, dressed in what looks like a robe, sits at a desk. As soon as the slide door opens, Wilbert Wado and his Goof Troop enters.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEQAeuwQsb
(to Mr. Wise)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqksdXmgaAe
You wanted to see us, Mr. Wise?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCqIeKjaLt
I hate to announce it but, Grumpy and his Demon Warlock army is free again. The demon warlock army just released Grumpy from his 250 year cold sleep.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WofFosMVr
Anyone who can stop them?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYAK5w4nyF
You will help. . . You currently have a contest going on for a contestant to win a trip to Earth 3, right?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzI2V4xpxl
Just like Simon Phenix says in a Demolition Man scene... Exactamondo.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEu3f9puMDR
Good. Because the Warlock Demons are gonna attack Earth 3. You must choose your warriors for this mission.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERWxcwHbz8
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEiOc6UYWm
SIX of them.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq3pyzlYQg
We have the perfect six warriors sir. One is already on Earth 3 right now.
Mr. Wise nods his head.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZZFZvV93a
Very good.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNwgU2k2xK
Here are the other five.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on his watch, causing a holographic image of Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Simon Phonix, and Sai to appear.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimU8Uln4bX
Good. Good. I was gonna have you choose those EXACT particular people. Rig the contest and make them the winners of the Earth 3 trip.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ7q2nZbQ8
We already did.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqKgUeUF4h
And might I add. This movie is gonna end extremely bizarre.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjZpJYSz0E
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeqi3849f9
...in a way that you never seen a sci fi spoof movie end.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRND3h3ufE
Well you can always count on Wilbert Wado...
ALL EXCEPT MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk51cPumKZs
And the Goof Troop 2400.
Wilber Wado rubs his finger across his watch, causing rock music to play.
Wilbert Wado and his group all start doing the running man.
Mss. Wise enters and looks at them funny.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmUPOfDT3X
Okay guys we have a world to save.
They stop doing the running man just as the music stops.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsC1shi9wF
Oh, hi Miss.... Wise.
Mss. Wise looks at them funny.
MSS. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbv9QCZSef
Hi guys.
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYlizxmoXi
We're off to save the world.
They exit.
MSS. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikACQg4IVh
THEY'RE going to save the world? A group of clowns?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8OMhEfcay
Not exactly. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvowLfuQMP
(Beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGqNv2fe42
These clowns are going to select five really brave warriors, honey.
MSS. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNOh2ouVPE
Oh, cool.
EXT - DESSERT - DAY
Two moons are barely visible in the day time sky. An anti gravity car zooms down the road.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, and Infantry are in the car. Suddenly, there's a beeping sound.
They all look at a red light on the dash board beeping.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlBFYxWW4I
Anyone wanna answer that? Could be important.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ898YbyoVqP
You're closer, you answer it.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl9a4VcKNg
I'm driving.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbRX0XuptV
No bother guys, I'll get it.
Monk rubs his index finger across his watch, causing Wilbert Wado to appear on a floating holographic screen while shown from the neck up.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsdxvVhViH
Congratulations Monk, Infantry, and Sai, you three are winners. You win an all paid expense trip on a space cruise to Earth 3!
They all have weird looks on their faces.
INFANTRY, SAI, AND MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtSnlBTqIe
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bI125zzNG
We won? We didn't even enter the contest.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzTYIZ6Vso
What's with the weird looks? Earth 3 is so beautiful, it looks like the place where every intelligent life form in the Universe has to accept Jesus to go which is Heaven.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK0wprkplh
Intelligent life form? Then I guess that excludes you from the list.
Sai, Infantry and Monk laugh.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0rLlVZgxA
You know, that's funny. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEiv9uJHAi
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT36k2gCtQ
That reminds me of an episode of 90210, when two teenagers wanted to exchange an egg for some information.
Wilbert Wado laughs.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS1r4xkaxz
What are you on, dude?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcChrGq9ir
Nothing. I'm a clown, I'm supposed to act goofy. Be on planet Earth tomorrow evening to catch the ship. The ship won't wait. Congratulations.
Wilbert Wado goes off the air.
The three look at each other with puzzled looks on their faces and shrug their shoulders simultaneously.
MONK, INFANTRY, AND SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnWxhP4TVz
(speaking simultaneously to each other)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoyzlLVivi
Don't look at me.
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Atilla walks through the police station all wet.
A GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1mXaiuawU
Hey Atilla, good job catching Disco.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILCGhNDl7d
Thank you.
A cop tries to do a spinning back kick to another guy's hand, but he accidentally knocks over a jug on a Sparklet's water dispenser.
Water splashes on Atilla.
The other cops laugh and clap sarcastically.
KICKING COP 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrVufNFor0
Woops, sorry Atilla.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxOkiJ0xJd
Thanks a lot. Always copying Murtah in the movie Lethal Weapon 3!
A police captain approaches Atilla.
POLICE CAPTIAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQpNyE3QQR
Atilla, Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 tried to get in touch with you.
Atilla gets a confused look on her face.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjvfJGWPq9
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 'Who?'
POLICE CAPTIAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImj47v4DcP
No. Not the goof troop 'Who.' The goof troop 2400. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0w6kPdzaz
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk9b3Xz6z4
I just love them. They're so funny. But anyway, they said you won a trip to Earth 3.
Atilla gets and excited look on her face.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRZktXCy4K
A TRIP TO EARTH 3!?!
Atilla jumps and hits the ceiling with her head while screaming in excitement.
The director, who's next to the camera man gets a confused look on his face.
DIRECTOR 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrElzq6scW
Wait, that's not supposed to happen!
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1h2M6SndM
Cut! FREAKING cut!
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62mPrjV1sg
It's not my fault, the ceiling's too low!
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZAcx9r2Gr
(with sarcasm)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92OoWu2Pyo
Oh, so I guess the ceiling saw a tiger, got scared, and decided to duck down lower!
A confused look claims everyone's face.
EVERYBODY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXFSnxRiuH
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4JwadwhwT
WHAT!?! A Tiger!?!
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVve9JQvjx0
Never mind! Let's just continue shooting the movie Sci Fi Picture! Okay everyone, let's go to the next scene at the space port on the planet Earth.
FADE OUT:
EXT. SPACE PORT - AFTERNOON.
People walk about.
ZARM, who's a 6'8" man with a robot arm, stands talking to people.
SUPER: Planet Earth.
An anti gravity taxi cab stops in front of the terminal. As the door opens, Simon Phonix steps out and heads for the Ticket Lady.
TICKET LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa08sEU5Oor
Last call for Earth 3, hurry up.
Simon approaches.
Ticket Lady places her finger print on the pad.
TICKET LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0lJ77qBIb
Hi. Identification please.
Simon places his thumb print on the pad.
TICKET LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aodgugohy
Congratulations Simon Phonix on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZrNCrsNGQ
Thank you. ...ain't even a fan of clowns.
A peace of paper prints.
TICKET LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6ltweuTFY
Neither are Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRfFa2o8p8
Who ever the heck they are.
The lady gives Simon the ticket.
TICKET LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJHmYmCvMv
Enjoy your trip.
INT. ANOTHER AREA - CONTINUOUS
Atilla sits on a bench when suddenly, she gets approached by Scone.
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7p4kUQeLE
Ohh Atilla.
Atilla looks at Scone funny.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIZD1cU3OW
Scone?
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbWUp6yyzO
Yes that's me. Wilbert Wado wants to meet you in person before the plane takes off for Earth 3.
Atilla gains a confused look on her face.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCt59pjcLM
Okay. . . Where is he? All I see is you.
Atilla looks as hard core rock music plays.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the rest of the Goof Troop appear from off screen.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHouRbxPsrQ
(sounding like Ruby Rod in the Fifth Element)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRL9GrU1C9
Atilla, Congratulations on winning the Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 contest.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOshtlBTrWR
Are you imitating someone from a REALLY old sci fi movie?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqv0br1sAt
Ruby Rod from the 5th Element, only I'm not dressed up as a drag queen. And this movie isn't named after something from the Periodic Table.
Suddenly, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon show up.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHaHwdNHsk
I won the contest too.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Am0Z3YCU
Me too.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCppxKFOyC
Yes, I recognize all of you. Thank you for coming.
Suddenly, there's an explosion near by. Grumpy and the Warlocks run onto the scene.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5Zm2woGfh
Oh my God, Grumpy and the Warlocks are here!
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzZ0cXVuo0
Wilbert Wado, you and your Goof Troop... Hide!
Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, and Sai run up to Grumpy and the Warlocks blocking their punches and kicks.
Suddenly Zarm shows up picking up the Warlocks one at a time and tossing them.
Zarm picks up Grumpy and throws him into a yogurt stand inside of a yogurt shop.
The Yogurt Shop employees point and laugh as they see Grumpy is covered in Yogurt.
ZARM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI7UNrHch8
Oh. Let me not forget the toppings!
Zarm grabs all kinds of toppings with his hands and throws them on Grumpy.
The Yogurt shop employees are laughing.
Zarm points to Grumpy.
ZARM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguvclQel6g
I guess he's treating you today guys. Because it's LITERALLY on him.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPtMAcqzwx
(to Zarm)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ9h0aGKYk
What are you doing? I'm on a diet!
Simon approaches Grumpy and punches him, knocking him out.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBkDXS18r2
(to Grumpy)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI9rkdsOkV
Shut up!
Sai blocks the punches and kicks of a Warlock and kicks him.
The Warlock flips, then turns somersaults, lands on his feet, and holds up his hands like a gymnist would.
The people began booing him. The Warlock then passes out.
Both infantry and Monk execute jump spinning side kicks, knocking two warlocks down.
Atilla punches a Warlock.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZlKNkNv2e
Talk about she's a knock out.
The Warlock passes out.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd786jmkYFw
(to Zarm)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbRpTtGtKc
Who are you, sir?
ZARM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6Toq6Zg6z
They call me Zarm. I'm the head of security.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYkayqhjIC
Only one of you came to our rescue? Where's your troops?
ZARM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfXDqX3sXm
They only show up if need be.
Atilla sighs.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop approaches the gang.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lfwndHRYk
Guys, are you okay?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OX1C7tGC4
We're fine Wilbert. Thank you for your concern.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEZHnGMXiX
Okay, this is the worse thing I ever had happen on my show! Warlock attacks!
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qoJiVIjqy
Shhhh. Just be quiet, and get us on the ship.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The cruise vessel flies towards a planet.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh6MKv7rEB
This is your captain speaking. Before we reach Earth 3, our first stop will be Babylon 4.
The captain laughs.
VOICE OF PILOT CAPTAIN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ904WqlFW
I just made a funny statement. First I said 3, then I said 4. Ha HA Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
EXT. SKY - DAY
The ship enters the atmosphere and flies toward Babylon 4, which was a decayed space station that had crash landed years ago.
EXT. BABYLON 4 - DAY
Infantry, Monk, Simon, Sai, and Atilla walk together.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBhBzX0g7S
You all know that they didn't find this crashed ship until late in the previous century.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHQHr1tpCN
Of course we know.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CvAC8lPF3
They couldn't find this place when it first got LOST IN SPACE.
Infantry sees ZOAT standing at what looks like a hot dog stand. Zoat is a blind black man who has a gray mustache, gray beard, and gray eyes.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iC80Ls5fr
Anybody hungry?
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5oxMsPUpc
Where will we eat?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdzKnje2WD
There are plenty of places where we can chow down.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcQNiTESm7
What about there?
Infantry points to the stand where Zoat is.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxtv47OX28
Guys wanna see what he's sailing?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRctZXxRry
Yeah, come on, I'm HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF like Duran Duran was 400 years ago.
Infantry gets a confused look on his face.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e46HX2Ugl
What's a wolf?237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP1T7tUg4e
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqtkWLV7hI
And who the hell was Duran Duran?
The five of them approach Zoat.
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDVL9H1MBT
I've been expecting you guys. The ones who won this trip. Monk, Atilla, Simon, Infantry, and Sai.
They all get confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5R2d8cPZf
Who are you?
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqE0qymFEN
How come you know us?
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuvKwCaHFI
They blurted your name on the media.
Silence.
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzPa6I3z2i
I work for Mr. Wise. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl8wMxWvLp
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzu6bPNA9d
He's the reason you guys are being sent through outer space. Stay there, I have something I want the five of you to take with you.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIS6OvdxAi
Tell us who you are first.
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9wLFICVi6
My name is Zoat.
Zoat picks up five diamond rings.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr49O2hMMC
Wedding rings?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsfikW6ZkJ
I have a better silly guess. Five rings like the five kids in the 20th century cartoon that was called Captain Planet?
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOByGoj9ZM
(answering Sai and Atilla)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswYMJVXfap
No silly, and no silly. These rings are to protect you from Grumpy and his Demonic Warlock army. . . Go ahead, put them on.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ttvUtr4WT
Didn't we knock Grumpy and his Warlocks out at the space port back on Earth? They should have learned their lesson by now.
ZOAT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKtCXD6Yqb
You can't defeat Demonic Warlock creatures permanently just by knocking them out. You have to kill them.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHUw73shck
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpnvi6LAOU
Yes...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPiuPMuGAq
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan0ZT5H60a
That's why your mission's not over yet.
They put on the rings.
Suddenly, lasers get fired from a sniper's rifle.
Zoat gets shot. The sniper turns out to be Grumpy, who jumps out of hiding with a group of Demonic Warlocks.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHimsdrKlZF
This is as far as you guys go! You're not gonna get out of here alive! I'm going to kill you right here and you're all going to die!
Grumpy and the Demonic Warlocks open fire, and a force field appears around Simon, Atilla, Sai, Infantry, and Monk.
People run and panic.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBTI0DDQrs
No Grumpy. . . You're the one who just made the endangered species list.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEHriQYVfA
(to his group of warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICwdXHEmUX
GET THEM!
The Warlocks attempt to attack.
Infantry executes a jump spinning roundhouse kick, kicking a Demonic Warlock in the head. The Demonic Warlock flies back and collides with the other Demonic Warlocks. All fall down.
Atilla blocks the punches and kicks of one of the Demonic Warlocks, kicks him in the groin, then throws an uppercut to his face, knocking him out.
Simon hits one of the Warlocks with a flat television.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLQ4Q3Mm6p
You're on TV!
Monk throws one of the Warlocks into Zoat's food stand.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYD2DZUJK4
Next time I'll use mustard!
Sai takes down Grumpy and three other Warlocks with his unique kung fu moves.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02oVgZdMdQ
You win, for now.
Grumpy and the Warlocks take off running.
EXT. A BEACH DAY
A plane flies over the water while a bunch of intelligent life forms relax on the beach.
EXT. SPACE PORT - CONTINUOUS
Plane lands at the space port.
INT. TERMINAL - CONTINUOUS
People exit the plane into the terminal.
Three aliens with guitars play music and sing off beat.
THE ALIENS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUqYWcMY1V
Welcome to the most. . . Beautiful place.
Atilla, Monk, Sai, Infantry, and Simon walk near them. Simon puts a quarter in the jar.
ONE OF THE ALIENS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDMaZuqMbn
Hey thanks.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hmSy8VBHq
You're welcome, now shut up.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cuvWwg0Rq
Simon, that's mean!
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccggR0Fqxl
They're being meaner by singing the way they are.
Atilla gives Simon an obvious look.
Scone approaches them.
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW1lcv0Fk0
Ohh Ohh guys.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtFFGqWLUY
Ohh Ohh what?
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtD6fBiS1L
As soon as you guys check in, Wilbert and us wanna talk to you guys.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sYHIAA619
About.
SCONE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuUSiD50k
About why he has you all here. Come see us when you check into your hotel rooms please.
As Scone walks away, the five look at each other funny.
INT. LOBBY AREA OF A HOTEL - DAY
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop speaks with Atilla, Infantry, Simon, Sai, and Monk.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QJtUY9fJ5
Listen, we were told of your back ground and we don't have you guys here on vacation. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwscTCnJjt
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6D3W2vc3e
But you can still have a fun memorable time while you're here.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBqBVfBXxp
What are you TALKING about, man?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApKmyvrZZl
Zoat already told you some of what I'm telling you, about being chosen to fight and defeat Grumpy and his Warlock army.
Suddenly there's a beeping sound. Wilbert looks at his watch.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Ue2aTGIo
It's Mr. Wise. He'll be able to explain this mission better.
Wilber Wado presses a button on his watch, causing Mr. Wise to appear in the form of a hologram.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOgfYO42jE
(to Wilbert Wado)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsvF9Ygm9z
I see you have the group there on Earth 3. Good job.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XZcnn2ZSc
Actually Mr. Wise, we just arrived here in Babylon 4 Country yesterday.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4pSba4kUL
Are you Mr. Wise?
MR. WIZE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpKqWhsSEA
I am him. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxOsYHFnct
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg54lbZZ1Fy
And I'm sure you've been told why you're here.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwqBv11cIV
To stop Grumpy and his Warlock army from terrorizing this generation, yes we heard. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EGzUa383U
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwaJu6cxOy
What makes you think we can do that?
MR. WIZE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw6MmfPLKQ
Well number one, you haven't failed so far. And secondly, didn't the rings Zoat gave to you work against Grumpy's fire power?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYRA8Gcj8c
Yes. . . Grumpy AND some of his Warlock army, they DID try to attack us and failed because of our rings.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTijfKMqZn
As long as you don't take those rings off before you kill all the warlocks, you'll be okay.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkZrCtR1Jn
These rings are beautiful. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bgqK8etIH
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Iq6JOMuHG
I may not take mine off even after we kill Grumpy and his so called Warlock army.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoBfWrH9GR
That would be up to you. . . Now go with God.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KJpztk62a
Yes Mr. Wise, God is with us.
Mr. Wise's holographic image vanishes.
EXT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Three full moons are visible.
Santa claus and his rain dears fly by the moon.
ET riding on the handle bars of a bike fly across the moon in the opposite direction.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400 take pictures with children.
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry sit at a table.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPnF5STP1u
Okay, I'm still a little confused about this mission.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYM5RH0qE6
We have to stop the Warlocks. You saw what they did on Earth back in the year 2071, Earth time.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EO36uvkTy
Actually I didn't see. I wasn't born yet.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzIrlsnVWs
He means from your studies.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbpZhcPQEZ
There's only one problem. I don't think we should go into battle with lost souls. If we're gonna risk our lives, we must be prepared to die.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42a1QgvjuP
(to Sai)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKnUrL9mBE
Are you about to preach a sermon?
Suddenly, a green colored waitress shows up with a huge dish that's covered in a large silver top.
THE WAITRESS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZALGIOZky
A few minutes just like we promised.
She removes the top from the dish. There's a fire.
A fireman rushes over to the table and throws water onto the dish.
FIRE MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkhGf5KJA2
You're plates on fire will you pay attention?
THE WAITRESS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97v57ZxxEB
Thanks fire man, the food was still cooking.
FIRE MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwK9zWTLtF
Oh, my good. No, I mean my BAD.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Trwkw1lzj
(meaning the fireman's statement)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrVlf3hPO5
Nobody says that anymore.
Both the waitress and the fire man leave.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpCnj0EG7M
But anyway, it's important that you know you'll be safe 500 years from now.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQUCcFOGHC
What does that have to do with this battle with Grumpy and his Warlock army?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWnZIholSi
Yeah, exactly.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkeaPfkabY
Death is only peaceful if you accept Jesus into your life before you die. I learned that from one of Mr. Wise's sermons.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmDy9GBDY3
Why hasn't Mr. Wise told us this himself if it's so important?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF05k63ZL77
He HAS already told you, if you have been watching his sermons on Network Nebula, channel 2,500.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbuE6ht2O0
So what? You wanna pray with us to accept Jesus?
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q2vIFOZA9
If it's gonna keep us out of hell, I say let's do it.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1ed2zj4pN
Okay let's all join hands.
They all join hands.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5itEfB2Z7
I want you guys to say this prayer to Jesus with all of your heart, say dear Lord Jesus.
THE WHOLE GROUP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tipd0ARu5
Dear Lord Jesus.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxLXNaiBsF
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE WHOLE GROUP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFrQpc2YDo
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIsKh8iQU1
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE WHOLE GROUP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dL8RFYzUN
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC10IDLgXE
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
THE WHOLE GROUP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kvwexoRy1
I now receive you as my Lord and Savior.
The entire group let go of each other's hands.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCLf71UfgL
I was told there was a sixth party who's supposed to be with us to fight this demonic Warlock Army. And we're supposed to meet her at some kind of Gym?
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs4axk1LSr
Her name is Fanny. We'll meet her at some kind of gym tomorrow.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cH3ECYw3U
Some kind of gym? What kind of gym IS it?
SIMON, MONK, SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3d7x4z20A
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH6tVb3443
Some kind of gym.
EXT. STREETS - DAY
A sign that reads, "Some Kind of Gym," is on a building.
INT. A GYM - MOMENTS LATER
Infantry, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Atilla enter.
They spot a woman named FANNY, who's a black woman in her forties, sparring with a Thai boxer, who is a Thai man in his late thirties.
Fanny ducks to dodge a hook shot. Fanny then throws a multiple of punches and a kick.
A huge man with pearly white skin, buy the name of AXEL, laughs while smoking a cigar.
Fanny does a spinning heel kick, knocking the guy down.
Simon approaches Axel.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MbC2Gvvhq
Hey what's up. We're looking for Fanny. She won an all paid expense trip to Earth 3 with us.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVp09gES5Y
Hey.
Simon turns to see FANNY, tall black woman in her late (30's).
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpLCmcy3Se
You're wasting your time and your breath. He's not multi lingual.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v8B0jxgp6
What's your problem woman? I wasn't asking you.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMOtwnrOht
You're looking for Fanny, I'm her. And you guys must be Atilla, Sai, Monk, Infantry, and Simon.
JACKI GLEESON, who's a black man with white hair, even his eyebrows are white, approaches while banging his gloves together.
Fanny steps out of the ring.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFQsmRA8LF
This is Jacki Gleeson.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2fvRrrqRp
Wasn't that a television show back in the day.
Jacki growls.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsShpAJMWnS
He hates being compared to the 20th century TV character, AND he busted his punching bag this morning. Must be looking for something to stuff it with.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ch729uAld
Tell him to try his mama.
Jacki throws a hook shot to Simon Phonix, hitting him.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgjDoKcjNo
(meaning Jacki)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnJI9eukHY
Did anyone EVER teach this fool the difference between hospital, and hospitality?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73iv8Wzh1v
Yeah, you get what you can afford.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ7niS7hQ1
Well let's see what HE can afford. I'm gonna knock the BLACK and the WHITE off of him. The BLACK off his skin, and the WHITE off his hair.
Axel laughs while smoking a cigar, getting Simon's attention.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGPTHFh7M8
(meaning Axel)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tjiVKnaO9
Not multi Lingual, huh?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3R49Xdiq2
(meaning Axel)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNdxtGUJBg
That's Axel. He laughs at what he wants to laugh at.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiHZYSryXx
Well I'm JUST about to give him something to laugh about.
Axel laughs.
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHJOHBHpkR
You just did.
MOMENTS LATER
Both Jacki and Simon are in their fighting stances. Jacki swings at the air. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dCpsjXp3U
(to Jacki)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3gVVuDuof
You MISSED!
Jacki swings at the air again. Three seconds later, Simon ducks.
Axel stands up angrily and flips over the table. Everyone jumps in fright.
AXEL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16r3Jd1dKk
Come on! What is this!?!
Simon looks to Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aksjCp8lp
I thought he couldn't speak English!
Fanny shrugs her shoulders.
Jacki hits Simon, knocking him down.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzi1nse0ZC1
Simon, pay attention.
JACKI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23kD1cOJwZ
Did I do that?
Everyone nods their head.
Simon gets up.
Jacki attempts a rainbow kick to Simon's head. Simon ducks and hits Jacki with an elbow uppercut.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFbqx81Azz
Yes.
Jacki, who is all sweaty and dizzy, with little birds flying around his head, falls to the ground.
As Simon walks towards the exit of the ring, Jacki, while on the ground, reaches towards Simon's leg and falls back to the ground.
AXEL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzGO73Y8zQ
So much for Jacki.
Fanny is now beating on African drums as Jacki gets up. Fanny signals for Jacki to come to her.
Simon gets out of the ring.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsoIyUQNxn
What happened Simon? You were losing.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFKwmLUDwN
Well I won.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBERQHQ5Hy
Barely.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGPgV471Pc
And it wasn't luck.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY4aFWiJn2
Sure it wasn't. There's no such thing is luck, only faith and blessings.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozogENLEll
(to Monk)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKiCeI22lo
You learned that pretty quick.
Infantry grabs a dry towel.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1x9DguaKC
Dry yourself off, Simon.
Suddenly, Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop show up.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6sMVZyyAR
What did we miss?
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJjrXAZpQJ
A boxing match between Jacki Gleeson and Simon.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNTRdSfXMy
Did someone's ear get bitten? Again?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oC5hSroXM
You think you're funny, do you?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO4HU0bC81
Well I am a clown.
Simon shakes his head.
Wilbert see's Jacki get up and leave Fanny sitting alone.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqFVzVbqIu
Excuse me. Watch this...
Wilbert Wado walks over to Fanny and sits next to her.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y20OCpyEs
Hi.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEt9BJ12zS
Fanny, if a human accepts Jesus and dies, he goes to heaven, he expects wings and becomes an angel. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsgmiRIuZL
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IjVwZJBzh
If a vampire accepts Jesus and dies where does he go?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3ubTbum1c
Heaven.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYbg617gPp
What does he expect to receive?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JzRAUlKr6
Wings.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OSr85bK8n
What will he become?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4q9NMxLQC
An angel.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjAcDXdQ3N
Nope, he'll become a bat. Do you get it? Vampire, bat.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavGGimlEKB
THAT, is the STUPIDEST joke I ever heard.
Fanny gets up and laughs.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqmODywra4
(to Simon)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtmhRIx9DB
See, she laughed.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGo7xbxMJh
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JGfx37lN3
I mean, note that people do not actually become angels when they enter into Heaven.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mkQFB3Rwt
Thank you Wilbert Wado.
Suddenly, they all turned to look at a floating holographic screen which showed a guy holding a bag pop corn while singing to the tune of the Kalog's Nut'N Honey Crunch song commercial.
GUY ON COMMERCIAL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyB27cenTR
(singing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFibXvRPYB
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfK70WzBdl
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWf59xpY0f
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago... 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GLSEST5i8
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcab7Od6U4E
You still taste the butter, you still taste the salt... 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcUBEkXos6
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbVz2IaxwW
Pop corn that's been popped three days ago...
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYV6c08Xui
Why are we watching a commercial?
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yx0aVtNh6
Uh, excuse me.
They all turn to see Carl.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM4MTBJeQv
I'm Carl from Star Ship Troopers. The screen is about to show the news about a meteor shot at Earth by the the Demonic Warlocks. Just watch.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Jw25bMKxL
What do you know? You're just a Federal Service Colonel from the 23rd century.
Carl shrugs his shoulders.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegj1MslSqd
All is well... 23rd century guys. Just like the last song played at my high school dance in the Starship Troopers Movie. Class of 2246.
They all look at Carl funny.
Carl points to the holographic screen.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkOXus3K9r
Okay, now everybody watch.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC61A0m4re
The Warlocks sent a meteor our way. But this time we're ready...
A space station that's in the shape of a ring around the moon, aims it's gun at the meteor.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLMNVn0vU2
Our planetary defenses are better than ever. Something the Warlocks only WISH they could penetrate.
The space station gun opens fire at the meteor.
The meteor explodes, with pieces of the Meteor going in all directions. Some pieces of the Meteor hit the space station, destroying it.
COMERCIAL NARRATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsofGJGj7s
Auh oh!
Everyone gasps.
INT. SPACE PORT ON MOON - CONTINUOUS
A little boy looks at the top view window of the space port.
THE LITTLE BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqyHy83N2P
Mommy look it! The space station is falling on us.
THE MOTHER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptNy30pyqH
Yes son... A lot of things fall from the sky when they're shot in space by Warlocks.
A MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaQIvePSTM
Cute boy... And he knows we're about to die on account of a Warlock attack.
The Easter Bunny shows up with a basket full of eggs.
THE EASTER BUNNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtHuCGQTSL
Excuse me. Did somebody say dye? I have a bunch of eggs here that I'm sure the kid wants to dye.
A fat woman in a dress approaches them.
FAT WOMAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kK2Ql7ZAC
You know how long I'm going to be on the moon?.. Two weeks.
Rictor from the movie Total Recall and the Mars Military spots the fat Lady.
RICTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78zHUfdk7R
That Fat Lady is Quad! Dougles Quad! Shoot him! He slept with my woman on Earth!
Everybody gasps in shock because of what Rictor said
Suddenly the pieces of the space station crashes through the window and hit the floor.
People panic while jumping and moving out of the way.
RICTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFcocqy7Qk
I'm gonna shoot! Dang it I'm gonna SHOOT!
Rictor opens fire.
A black man with an afro who looks like he's from a 1970's movie comes out of the crowd.
THE BLACK MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjYHEKO7KD
Ouch! You shot me, Rictor! Ouch!
The guy falls dead.
FAT WOMAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfaV3oddfG
Wait a minute.... Isn't the vacuum on the moon supposed to suck us the heck out of here?
Suddenly everyone gets sucked out of the space port by the vacuum.
INT. GYM - CONTINUOUS
It's obvious that the party sent by Mr. Wise saw everything on the screen.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUTKrQgAHM
The planetary defenses saved Earth.
Everyone cheers.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHYU1ZZgeT
Would you guys like to know more?
Everyone looks at Carl funny.
Suddenly an alarm sounds.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzOxS0Csm8
Shoots! The Warlocks found us!
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Mqc039rqW
Let's get out of here!
As Sai, Atilla, Monk, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, take off running towards the exit.
A few seconds later, Warlocks came bursting through the same door Sai, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon just exited.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf6gRcDqrd
Wait a FREAKING minute! We just saw them exit out of here!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIICuGVVUtP
On no they're getting away!
The Warlocks turn around and run out the door they came in.
INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
Simon, Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Atilla run through a hall and run through a giant glass X-ray, like the one in the movie Total Recall.
The giant X-ray beeps, showing the guns they are carrying.
The six stop running.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuds8NOenV
Stop them! They have guns!
Some of the security people run up to them.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k8E7vWV69
Guys, when you get out of here, catch a Johny Cab. Don't stop at the hotel where the guy with the briefcase is supposed to call you! He couldn't make it because he had some errands to run! Quick, get out of here!
The party of six start back running.
As the security people head back to their seats, the Warlocks show up.
The X-Ray beeps showing guns carried by Grumpy and the Warlocks. The same security people approach Grumpy and the Warlocks.
ONE OF THE SECURITY PEOPLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlutOugp8nB
Sorry, they got away in a Jonny Cab.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6uGnXdyX3
They got away! Again!
Grumpy takes his gun out of his pocket and throws it at the X-ray glass.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The X-ray glass shatters as the gun flies through it.
BACK TO SCENE:
Grumpy and the Warlocks angrily walk the same direction the party of six they're chasing took off in.
A bellboy from the movie THE TITANIC, angrily follows behind Grumpy and the Warlocks.
THE BELLBOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmHZtgxt0X
Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you guys think you're doing!?! You're gonna pay for that you know! That's Earth like planetary property!
At the same time, Grumpy and the Warlocks turn around and face the bellboy.
ALL OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIogDgCyrb
SHUT UP!
EXT. A TOWN - NIGHT
Atilla, Infantry, Monk, Fanny, Sai, and Simon run out into the open.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrHnZDY7rg
Okay, he told us to take a Jonny Cab.
They turn to see a Jonny Cab just like the one in the movie Total Recall.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs94MT6Tnn8
Oh good. Thank God.
Before they could take off running, the Warlocks show up.
As soon as the party of six see the Warlocks, they run for the Jonny Cab.
The Warlocks see them.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWqxjE2jCd
(to the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzc1xAjSpW
AFTER THEM!!!
INT. THE CAB
Sai, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Monk, and Infantry get into the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVpB81srbP
You're in a Jonny Cab. Where can I take you tonight.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvLiRmVO8O
To the old cement factory! Like the one in the Total Recall Movie!
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmEUTsldIl
The old cement factory? Are you sure that's a good idea?
The Jonny Cab robot sees the Warlocks coming.
JONNY CAB ROBOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWtlA8T6N8
Sorry, no time to debate, I gotta get you guys outta here!
EXT. TOWN - CONTINUOUS.
As the Jonny Cab takes off, the Warlocks start shooting at it. As the windows shatter, the Jonny Cab spins around so fast, it actually causes a tornado to appear.
People are watching in amazement.
Suddenly, sharks start flying out of the tornado like in the movie Sharknado. Everyone starts panicking and running.
Some of the sharks land on people and eat people.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb6ZxgWLEz
Oh no! It's a Sharknado!
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaaOp8sWLn
HEY! All you sharks that are jumping out of the tornado! GET OUT OF HERE!
A shark lands on that particular Warlock mouth first and eats it.
Sharks start landing on the other Warlocks mouth first, eating them also.
Suddenly, a truck full of chain saws pull up.
People grab the chain saws and began throwing them at the sharks, cutting them in half.
A white man stands juggling chain saws. A black man stands in front of him.
BLACK MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVRX5eJXMc
Give me one! Give me one.
THE WHITE MAN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvkAYe5eNw
Here! A shark is coming!
The white man throws the black man a chain saw.
The black man saws a shark in half that flies his way.
Wilbert Wado shows up and picks up a saw.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyCImbfZ4h
The blind man got his hammer, and saw!
Suddenly it gets quiet.
Wilbert Wado catches everyone looking at him funny, obviously because of the joke he made.
A shark hits the ground.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqzJffnYB0
Do you get it? The blind man got his hammer, and SAW.
Everyone starts laughing.
A blind man who's walking with a seeing eye dog is passing by.
BLIND GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo6xSuu42U
The sharks that ate the Warlocks is one shark we're not gonna saw. Do you get it? I'm blind? Saw.
Wilbert runs up to the blind guy.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b2V2L9KCs
Hey wait wait wait, hold it.
BLIND GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mY1xSII7T
What's the problem?
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgbLQ4hQva
We live in the 24th century. They invented cell reconstruction to make damaged eyes work again... Which means you're a fraud.
BLIND GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LyAXBT1ke
OHHH NOOOO!
Wilbert turns to look at a group of children.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfIsuo1bo8
Hey children. What do we do to a fraud who pretends to be blind?
THE CHILDREN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcOYsRG81J
WE TICKLE THEM!
The children run up to the blind guy and tickle him.
The blind guy laughs.
BLIND GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtLM1dFqx9
(laughing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR214BRaIkM
And you know, pretending to be disabled is really not a laughing matter.
The blind guy continues to laugh while getting tickled by the children.
The dog barks.
Wilbert runs to the dog.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX56SMl5zbm
Hey dog, don't get mad. See my crew over there, they brought you kibbles and bits.
The dog looks and sees Wilber's gang pouring kibbles and bits into a dog bowl.
The dog barks one time and runs over to the bowl and starts eating.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2jwaIHrPK
Look at the way he chows down.
LITTLE BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFesA3QEKx5
(to the dog)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdPuRM4X9z
Lassie!!!
The gang turns to see a little boy about seven years of age wearing overalls.
LITTLE BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz9hTFZ0hb
(to the dog)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlckl76Rv3Z
Lassie!!!
The dog barks and runs over to the boy. The boy hugs and pets the dog.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dU1YBQpN4
My God. How many masters does this dog have?
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNprBZChQZc
OH NO!!
A man with a huge sign on him that reads: REPENT, and is holding a huge bible, stands not too far away.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlfGa0cwHG
NO! NO. This bible says you can't serve two masters! You will love one and hate the other. God is a jealous God!!!
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NBXFfYj8J
It's okay sir, the dog is an animal. Animals don't sin like we intelligent life forms in this universe do. Only living things in this universe with actual souls have to accept Jesus to go to heaven.
THE GUY WITH THE SIGN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9R4lQj7LA
Oh boy. Don't I feel like the T-Rex's tail.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YBrRDqoUl
ENOUGH!!!!! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxlTKet81T
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKvGEm04EE
ALL THIS GOING ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS! ME AND MY WARLOCK TEAM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING THOSE SIX PEOPLE WHO WON THE WILBERT WADO GOOF TROOP 2400 CONTEST!!!
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQWRSL88JN
Grumpy.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwbSm9sC1B
WHAT!?!
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF4nFDwJqh
Chasing the people? What people? Can you be more pacific?
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriGYN8pwdV
Simon Phonix! Fanny, Attilla! Monk! Sai! Infantry! THE ONES WHO WON THE FREAKING CONTEST!!!
The Marine Corps drill sergeant from the movie JAR HEADS approach Grumpy.
THE DRILL SERGEANT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsWonxWCHS
HEY YOU STUPID WARLOCK PUKE!!! I'M A DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!! IT'S MY JOB TO YELL!!!
The Warlock shoots the drill instructor.
The Warlock turns to see a heavy set young guy aiming his rifle at him. He looks as crazy and brainwashed as Private Pile in Full Metal Jacket.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9qahC8yjk
What are you doing you stupid Warlock!?! I'm Private Pile!?! I'm the brainwashed crazed Marine!?! I was gonna shoot the drill instructor! But since you did it, and you're the main bad guy in this movie, I'm gonna shoot you instead! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRQbJjMAbu
(yelling at the top of his lungs)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqlabL3eQE
THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! FULL METAL JACKET!!!!
The young guy with the gun pulls the trigger, only to find out that the gun is empty.
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JWWGZ3J1n
Auh oh.
The young guy from Terminator Salvation who was a human robot snatches the gun from Private Pile.
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hApDIflLI
If you aim a gun at someone, you better be ready to pull the trigger!!
THE YOUNG GUY WITH THE GUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNtTm3YwnN
I did pull the trigger you idiot! The rifle wasn't loaded STUPID! You're so stupid, you locked yourself inside of your car and called the lock smith!
THE HUMAN TERMINATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlzEqSdWim
Oh yeah! You're so stupid, you jumped up in the air and got lost, and you had to stop for directions to get back down!
Grumpy looks at Wilbert Wado.
Wilbert Wado shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Grumpy presses a button on his watch and holds it up to his mouth.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ640oiXP7
Yeah. This is Grumpy, the lead Warlock. I lost the people who are trying to stop us, and I need another Warlock crew.
A guy in a Mc Donalds uniform approaches Grumpy.
THE GUY IN THE MC DONALDS UNIFORM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUgzDmGK9r
Would you like fries with that?
Grumpy shoots the guy in the Mc. Donalds uniform.
A young woman in a Mc. ~Donalds manager uniform shows up.
MC. DONALDS MANAGER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTNlCDNREi
Just for that, you can't have catch up with your fries!
Grumpy shoots the manager.
Grumpy then gestures angrily.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllu1nnYRd4
IDIOTS!!!!
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - MOMENTS LATER.
The Jonny Cab drives and parks ten feet in front of a wall. Fanny, Atilla, Monk, Sai, Simon, and Infantry get out of the Jonny Cab.
JONNY CAB ROBOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhu4psPlUk
The fair will be eighteen credits please.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlHqKDCrEE
Sue us, air head.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAcCDWNx88
Yeah, take us to Judge Judy!
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrPHvtQDBD
Or Judge Joe Brown!
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGQnveAq7F
Or Judge Mathas!
JONNY CAB ROBOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e8pzjZlzV
Those famous judges died back in the 21st Century you stupid idiots!
The Jonny Cab screams and drives towards them, attempting to run them over. The party of six turn and see the Jonny Cab car coming.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNW7nmNBEt
(to the Jonny Cab Robot)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyE7DLGseWn
Just because you called us idiots! We're gonna move out of your way, cause you to run into the wall, and you're gonna blow up.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilqOuH31vz
Yeah, guys. Let's all move out of the way!
They all move out of the way, causing the Cab to run into the wall and explode.
JONNY CAB ROBOT237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWylm9ecQw
Hope you enjoyed the ride, ha ha!
The cab explodes some more.
Burning pieces of the cab falls to the ground. An autographed picture of the Mortal Kombat character Jonny Cage, falls next to the fire just like in the first Mortal Kombat movie; the scene when Scorpion exploded.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77VIO2rTxT
Jonny Cage from Mortal Kombat? What do you think you're doing? Dropping your autographed picture in front of a burning cab like that.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45cPDaz1h6
Yeah. Who do you think just died? Scorpion?
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkMS6OkFJH
Doesn't matter. You guys just won with friendship.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2FGlkT8mq
Actually, Jonny Cage, we're glad you're here. We're being pursued by some evil Warlocks. Maybe you can do the splits and hit them in the nutts.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgs4T5qxmy
Listen guys, we have to go up to one of the floors and view what the message in the brief case from Howser Brubaker has to tell us.
Everyone looks at Atilla with confusion.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14pIC4APpr
Howser who?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp4yxwDErY
Atilla. Wrong movie.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD4ygnUgQJ
I mean, Mr. Wise.
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzbdi28Amt
Okay guys. If you catch one of those Warlocks by the end of this movie, you can throw him into the Mortal Kombat video game. All of us Mortal Kombat Characters will give him a beating.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi8kvL1zaC
Aright guys, we're wasting time talking. We better go up stairs and listen to this message before those Warlocks show up and shoot at us instead of a bunch of rats eating candy.
As Jonny Cage walks off, the party of six run up stairs.
INT. A MOVING CAR - MOMENTS LATER.
Three Warlocks are in the car. Grumpy drives.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OYpMIdFLS
Anyone find them?
One of the Warlocks look at his watch.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFmyquZHOo
We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVazUxf8L1w
Hold on... Cement factory? Sidewalks haven't been made out of cement for centuries now.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK0OKWRSn3
That's why it's called the OLD cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx0qzw2Wrm
Hey guys... We're here.
EXT. OLD CEMENT FACTORY - NIGHT
Five cars pull up to the area near the blown up blazing Jonny Cab car.
All Warlocks get out.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOL1ljEd94
Now listen all of you. If you all saw the first Total Recall movie that was released on Earth over 300 years ago, you know what happened at the cement factory. Don't shoot at just anything that moves and waist your amo. Now lets go!
INT. SECOND FLOOR OF CEMENT FACTORY - CONTINUOUS
Monk, Sai, Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Simon watch a holographic recording of Mr. Wise speaking.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqdkTWq44X
Okay guys, here's the plan. Get yourselves to Earth 3. After you spend enough time there, lower the Warlocks to the prison island on planet... ummmm... Dune... I think. Now hurry up and vacate the area. Or the Warlocks will show up and shoot you. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuZOD8v8Kz
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sv6QWznGq
Yes, you have force fields now, but you won't get to Earth 3 in time if you waste time here being shot at by Grumpy and his demonic warlock army.
Carl from Star Ship Troopers show up on the screen next to Mr. Wise.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ym6t0MsnR
Would you guys like to know more?
Mr. Wise pushes Carl off screen.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeaAhaLb62
Get outta here!
Biff shows up on the screen and pushes Mr. Wise off screen.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn4XS8wavY
Kill those Warlocks guys! They're a bunch of butt heads!
Mr. Wise pushes Biff off screen.
Biff and Carl grab Mr. Wise by the collar.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh38qtF7JB8
(to Biff and Carl)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshRDlVI8jN
You guys are totally ruining my freaking important message!
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxSEJ8mja8
(Biff, Carl, and Mr. Wise)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9ZNoqwdJ7
Guys, guys! Stop!
Mr. Wise, Carl, and Biff stop wrestling.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hjnx2ADBS
We know what we have to do, okay!
MR. WISE, CARL, AND BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8d1lhIFin
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83NnpIXbRL
Then... JUST DO IT!
As the screen goes black, the Niky Shoe logo appears on the screen.
Suddenly, they all turn to see the gang of Warlocks coming from a distance.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MmCwVRqAl
Okay, we're outta here.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72PoKwCgWO
Okay, let's grab everything except the holographic message monitor. And feed the candy to the rats.
Monk throws a piece of candy to the rats.
Infantry smashes the monitor, causing the holographic screen to muffle.
They all start to run when....
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFGk5IqNGC
Guys hold it.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRDhogbgX6
What, Infantry?
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswkJrI4alA
Everybody knows that too much candy can give a person cavities, and we just gave some to the rats! They may get cavities now!
Atilla sighs in frustration, then pulls something out of her pocket, and throws it to the rats. It turns out to be Crest tooth paste.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHP9pRBWJC
Crest!?! Atilla, why not Acafresh!?!
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLkKfYCxOe
Because! Acafresh came out four hundred years ago in the 20th century! So it's no longer fresh!
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoBwSuMAPN
Guys, can we please get outta here!?!
The party of six take off running.
A few seconds later, the Warlocks enter the scene and open fire. They cease fire.
One of the Warlocks views his tracking device, watching a beeping dot move. Suddenly, it stops.
The Warlock shines his flash light in that area.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSawX120wZ5
There!
The Warlocks turns to see a police practice target.
A POLICE OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEAcNC61Py
Hold up!
A policeman wearing goggles and earmuffs show up aiming his gun at the target.
THE POLICE OFFICER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7xOtGAtaZ
This is MY target!
The police officer shoots the target three times.
The Warlock with the tracking device redirects his attention to the device and sees the dot move again. It comes to a stop again.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4fQO1AsFr
There!
The Warlocks turn to see a child with a squirt gun.
Suddenly, a bunch of children with squirt guns show up.
ONE OF THE CHILDREN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GiDvz8evp
(to the child with the squirt gun)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs9NsTezdw
Ahhh Haaa! We gotcha!
The children squirt water on the child with their soaking squirt guns.
THE CHILD BEING SQUIRTED237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz6J6pjQbS
Uhh! You guys ain't playing FAIR!!
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The moving dot stops.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY532x1NSj
There!
The Warlocks turn to see one of the giant bugs from Star Ship Troopers.
Three Mobil Infantry troopers show up.
ONE OF THE MOBIL INFANTRY TROOPS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTdZ5e2RBh
Kill'em! Kill'em all!!
The troops gun the bug down.
The Warlock looks at the tracking device. The dot stops.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSExPzkwBPm
There!
The Warlocks turn to see three young black women dressed as the bank robbers from the movie Set It Off.
ONE OF THE WOMEN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbqc17Zs80
Ya stay on the ground and count to one hundred!
A bank security guard shows up.
BANK SECURITY GUARD237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNhHcYUdu6
I don't think so.
The bank security guard shoots the three young black females.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94CsVew5YK
OKAY HOLD ON HERE!!! I'M SEEING EVERY TARGET HERE EXCEPT THE SIX PEOPLE WE WANT!!! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJZNVz1rPQ
(shouting at the top of his lungs; sounding funny)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0dcT0jwT1
THIS IS REAL STUPID!!!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZzK3em6Vr
But Grumpy. We didn't use up our amo. They did.
The Warlocks turn to see the group of people who showed up shooting.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6XtWtby0p
(to the group of people who shot at the targets)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBhmKumEPR
Thank you guys for helping me and my Warlock crew save our amo. But your assistance is no longer needed.
Grumpy and the Warlocks shoots the people.
The device still beeps.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIvES0kr0t
Give me that!
Grumpy takes the device from the other Warlock. Grumpy then shines his light in the area where the beeping sound is coming from. It's a rat.
One of the Warlocks scream.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKFnrCgDfe
A rat!!!
The Warlock attempts to jump into Grumpy's arms. Both fall down.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhiZDmjuCJ
(to the scared warlock)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKi0hF8QXE
What the hell are you doing!?! Get up and stop it!
They both get up.
They both turn to see a cat coming.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznifgKYUtF
See, here comes a cat to eat the rat.
Suddenly, a dog barks. The cat takes off running into the dark while being chased by the dog.
After a few seconds, the dog scrams out of the dark running the opposite direction. A lion comes out of the dark and moves off screen.
Suddenly, the lion takes off running in the opposite direction. A group of African poachers with rifles walk on screen.
One of them points straight ahead off screen.
ONE OF THE POACHERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzpi0UAxcQ
Oh no, it's Sheena!
The poachers take off running off screen in the opposite direction.
SHEENA, beautiful blond female, mid twenties, dressed like a jungle savage, walks on screen in front of the Warlocks while carrying a spear.
SHEENA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2ieJEPpUP
(to the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArHt3kxm4H
The things I have to do to stop these while animals from becoming extinct.
Sheena then shakes her head out of frustration and chases the poachers.
The Warlocks sigh, then turn to see the malfunctioning holographic screen of Mr. Wise, Carl from Star Ship Troopers, and Biff repeatedly saying...
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCuwYapsc6
Get yourselves to Earth 3....
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl4N7znAVe
Would you like to know more?
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhJawGRLRv
BUTT HEADS!!!
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OAQxKqD2T
Get yourselves to Earth 3.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnEvELWZfB
Would you like to know more?
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvtVWGroEx
BUTT HEADS!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TROPICAL AREA WITH BUILDINGS - DAY - AREAL VIEW
A space cruise ship ambles onto the scene, then ambles towards the dock by the city.
INT. SHIP - CONTINUOUS
Sai, Monk, Atillia, Fanny, Infantry, and Simon, along with Wilbert Wado and his group get ready to exit the ship with a bunch of other people.
As the door opens, natives greet them.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlymh4Jfwqi
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your welcome everybody.
Wilbert Wado and his group approaches a random person.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp9iyZRrQv
(to random person)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMueur8gLl
How does it feel living in one of the universe's paradise's?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the random person for him to speak.
RANDOM PERSON237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWbFIRPb3Y
Oh, I don't live here. I stowed away on a space cruise ship to get here.
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to his mouth.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVFWAIZoGW
Yeah, like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, three police officers quickly approach the random person and grab him.
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85a58o6Av
You're under arrest for stowing away on a ship to come to Earth 3!
The cops subdue the random person to the ground and hand cuff him.
RANDOM PERSON237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFY9tB6NXD7
(to the cops)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPHKgOpwqe
I guess you're gonna charge me for robbing a multiple of banks and liquor stores in this town too!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVVvRmuEPB
Like we're supposed to believe that.
Suddenly, an Asian guy dressed as a liquor store owner and a woman dressed up as a bank teller come to the scene.
ASIAN GUY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi81Ho7d71
That guy robbed my liquor store! And whenever he's in Los Angeles on planet Earth, he's being a minnis to South Central While Drinking His Juice in the Hood! Arrest that stupid punk!
BANK TELLER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx5sqdcKgp
He came into the bank I work at and robbed us too! Trying to Set It Off! But I couldn't identify him! He was wearing a ski mask!
ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx87MdEdzg
(to the random guy.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfiLTkfa0S
Okay, I guess we believe you then. Now we're gonna read you your rights.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE POLICE OFFICERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdvxR669SC
(to the first police officer)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w2OQnHvkE
No wait, I have a better idea. Let's SING the KMX ten seventy radio station song to him, telling him all he needs to know.
Wilbert Wado and the Goof troop walk up to the random guy as the cops stand him up.
ONE OF THE COPS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWoCXVPP00
Okay everybody, on the count of three. One, two, three.
EVERY POLICE OFFICER, THE BANK TELLER, THE STORE CLERK, AND WILBERT WADO AND THE GOOF TROOP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSXXHaanLz
(singing; sounding awful)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvesQUCm3P
All you need to knoooooowwww, KMX ten seventy news raaaadiiiiooooo!
Simon, Atilla, Monk, Sai, and Infantry look at the group of singing people funny. Fanny falls out laughing. The police then hall the suspect off.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvXAOTXWvn
(meaning the singers)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrZhVTxpeK
I'll be happy to read them THEIR rights. They have a right to learn how to sing.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkYtkS5fPs
Yeah, a right to get a life too.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryQ4H7wLt3
Well, look on the bright side. They just gave us all a reason to laugh.
Wilbert Wado and his crew laugh.
Fanny laughs again.
As they look to see Simon, Atilla, Monk, Infantry, and Sai looking at them funny, Wilbert and his crew sighs in frustration.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgcLVrfuzd
Come on. Where's your sense of humor?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWHP8SD3yL
Whenever we witness something weird like we just witnessed, our sense of humor disappears.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85iylRN065
Without a trace.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbEKnG2wO9
Okay guys, it's time for us to do that. That is, disappear without a trace, to our rooms.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2eRT8byQL
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4h61qAFyt
As soon as our bell boy gets here.
INT. A ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Fanny and Atilla each sit in easy chairs chilling.
Atilla gets ready to speak, but then there's a knock at the door.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz12HN7V3QF
Our food is here. Good.
Fanny waves her hand, causing the door to slide open. The room service woman enters with a cart that contains a tray of food.
ROOM SERVICE LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXBSF8Idk5
I have an order for Atilla and Fanny, winners of the Wilbert Wado-
FANNY AND ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MCf82rqZw
That's us.
A holographic circle appears in front of the room service lady.
Both Fanny and Atilla press their fingers on the holographic circle at the same time.
After a beeping sound is heard, the Room Service Lady reads the holographic screen and becomes happy.
ROOM SERVICE LADY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZl9dXLBHC
Wow thank you that's a huge tip. WOOOOOO!
The Room Service Lady jumps up and hits her head on the ceiling, putting a hole in the ceiling.
Fanny laughs.
FANNY 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZCYksuNiM
Atilla, didn't YOU do that when you found out you won a trip here?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYt3lTNF6h
I don't wanna talk about that.
The Room Service Lady leaves. Door slides closed.
Fanny gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIbsytlzAM
Wanna get it or should-
Atilla walks towards the door before Fanny could finish her sentence.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9YSmVeqWC
...I?
Atilla opens the door. Two elderly black women stand at the door carrying books that read: AWAKE
EDERLY WOMAN #1237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xQH0Hvppn
Hi. Are you prepared for Jehovia's return? Cause if you ain't...
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA0o7AZeyk
I've accepted Jesus into my life when I was at Babylon 4, thank you.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDRWEwL1Ox
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, then there's another knock on the door.
Atilla goes back and opens the door. A pizza delivery boy stands at the door.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPww3wq37xo
Someone order pizza hot and fresh?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXalZrrlAJ
No we did not you got the wrong room. Try the studio where they're shooting that limp bizket video titled shut the 'F' up. Their pizza delivery boy ate all of theirs.
Atilla closes the door.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjQMirLTyW
Who was that?
Atilla gets ready to say something, but then there's another knock at the door.
Atilla sighs in frustration.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXze9U2c0U
God if one more person knocks at this freaking door.
Atilla opens the door. It turns out to be two little girls sailing girl scout cookies. They get ready to say something simultaneously but...
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFbwMzeiLW
We don't want any.
Atilla closes the door.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea9n2eCWIp
Fanny, next time, YES, I want you to get the annoying door.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi9pW6ShEy
It's not the door that's annoying. It's the solicitors who come knocking. Oh and by the way, the rap group Limp Bizkit, they died back in the 21st century.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡechfaWQz6P
That was my point exactly to the pizza delivery boy. Cause we didn't order any pizza.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
People play and relax on the shore.
A cruise ship rises out of the water and goes to dock.
EXT - PARKING LOT NEAR STORE - DAY
A sign by the entrance to the parking lot reads: Welcome to IKIKI BEACH... CAMERA pans lower to show the rest of the sign that reads: We got the name for this beach from the movie Spirit of 76....
EXT. PLAYGROUND AREA - DAY
Wilbert Wado stands with his group while interviewing a little boy and his two year older sister.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYY62SjEkP
So what brings you here to this beach today?
Wilbert Wado holds the mike up to the child's mouth. The child stands there looking surprised.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij3P55yUqF
Don't be shy, talk to the audience.
THE LITTLE BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJo14FR7KF
Me and my sister are vacationing.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROMsDoJphg
You and your older sister are vacationing. By yourselves?
The little boy and his sister laugh, along with the other children.
THE LITTLE BOY AND THE LITTLE GIRL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9ai8SyKzM
Nooooo.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpJmwd16qm
Wait a minute, how silly of me. Of course you two aren't by yourselves, if you're with each other.
THE LITTLE GIRL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivtNmxbqrP
Oh my God.
The boy, his sister, and the other children laugh.
EXT. BEACH - DAY
Two beautiful girls and one guy play catch with a football.
Sai, Infantry, Monk, and Simon sit on a really huge blanket speaking with Mr. Wise and Mss. Wise, who are on a holographic screen sitting on a couch.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtV3UjbsdJ
I just started receiving word that the Warlocks are on their way to your location. They're gonna try to ruin you guys' vacation like the Mangalors did Korban Dallas and LeeLue's vacation in the Fifth Element.
The four men receive confused looks on their faces.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrsAOGDdin
Wait wait wait, how can someone vacation in an Element that's part of the periotic table?
Mr and Miss Wise get confused looks on their faces.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ3GXhgSdR
Wait, I think he means the movie that's over 300 years old TITLED the Fifth Element.
MISS WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrssCvxRVQC
Yes, exactly that.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwLn4tVagb
Okay, what does this have to do with Warlocks coming here to the beach?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCV7f1rKs2
I told you, they're going to act like the Mangalors in the Fifth Element. They're gonna attempt to ruin the vacations of the people on that Earth 3 beach you guys are at.
MISS WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtV8sEP35b
And we're telling you what to do.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeGDtxibpT
No you're not. You and your husband are talking about a 300 year old movie.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPw1r4zeFM
A movie that's starring Bruce Dallas.
MISS. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDNjzqtriB
If you four would listen to us, we'll tell you what to do when the Warlocks arrive.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQIofdAaLn
And his name was Bruce WILLIS, not Dallas. I want you guys to perform the same acts that were performed in the one of the Resident Evil sequels, and the comedy movie titled American Pie.
Suddenly, Sai, Monk, Simon, and Infantry look into the sky to see a Warlock ship landing.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqGc5cSarC
That's the Warlocks now.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicUC2zf3ZM
(to Mr. and Miss Wise)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUCu5VM3ox
Sorry ya, we gotta go. The four of us got a job you two told us to do to do.
Simon presses a button, causing the holographic image to vanish.
The four men stand to their feet.
EXT. THE AREA OF THE KIDS - SAME TIME
Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400, are still entertaining the kids when suddenly, Atilla and Fanny run up to them.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWH09R8Vtj
Wilbert, you guys gotta see this.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDgpWrM4QU
See what.
Fanny presses a button on her watch, causing a holographic image to appear, which showed the Warlocks getting off of their ship.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5cdIKQxgy
Warlocks are here. We need the kids to panic while you and your goof troop 2400 team say something insulting and funny about them like Ruby Rod said something funny and insulting about the Mangalors in the Fifth Element.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uQp1NuevL
No problem.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUJfhiHS1g
(to the kids)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6EdUgQxsz
Okay kids, it's time for you to run around scared and panic. The Warlocks have arrived.
Suddenly the kids start panicking, running, and screaming.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrslKv7Gko
(to Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB91qDshhVA
Okay guys, say your part.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh5uuqjjsq
Right!
WILBERT WADO AND HIS CREW237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMUZelUav0
Oh our God! OH OUR GOD. We're being attacked. We know who they are and they're everywhere! They're Warlocks! And they're UGLY! They got big foreheads, big teeth, and stuff like that! And they STANK!!!
EXT. BEACH - DAY
The Warlocks stand face to face with Sai, Simon, Infantry, and Monk.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoAY1BWxON
We're going to teach you guys a lesson. One you're going to remember and never forget.
Simon looks to see one of the two girls throwing the football to the guy, who's paying attention to the Warlocks.
Simon runs towards the two girls and guy playing catch. Before the football could hit the guy in the groin, Simon intercepts it, then throws the foot ball at one of the Warlocks, hitting him in the groin.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaC5QPbykY
Thank you, sir. I thought that ball was about to hit ME in the groin.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCapBQ6HFI
Yeah, well good thing you thought wrong.
THE GUY PLAYING CATCH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hVp53kPQv
Yeah, thank God.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjVcRH71rc
I got something for you Warlocks. Something that happened in a Bruce Lee movie centuries ago.
Monk draws out a pare of nunchucks, and hits one of the Warlocks in the head, causing him to hold his head, scream, then look at Monk with anger on his face.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNFRMXGJC9
How do you like that?
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A9jycemEP
I'm going to treat one of you like one of the bad guys in the first Rush Hour movie.
Sai draws a gun.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCT6Brum1n
(meaning the gun, to one of the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaZ4juO807
See this?
Sai tosses the gun aside. As the Warlock goes to get the gun, Sai tries to get the gun, while at the same time, the Warlock and Sai are blocking each other's punches and kicks. Sai hits the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49S4JmP96c
Now I have an idea.
Infantry points to one of the Warlocks.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzzKdfwj0g
You, tell me that you hear that my Lieutenants a real nut buster like that young man in Star Ship Troopers!
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvAKJWcd7Z
With pleasure. I hear that your Lieutenants a REAL nut buster.
Infantry punches the Warlock in the face, knocking him down.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSuIzP36SC
Nobody talks about the Lieutenant that way! He saved my life.
The two girls who were playing catch approach the area.
ONE OF THE GIRLS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqcmSGQhIa
Me too.
THE OTHER GIRL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5RuroMrnZ
Me too.
The Warlocks stand back up in anger.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOFUvoTEiZ
Alright, EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE BOLONEY! JUST CUT ALL THE BOLONEY!!! It's time for us to teach you guys that lesson!
The Warlocks pull out guns.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaP4ohocKP
Guys.
The Warlocks look to Fanny and Atilla.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5DrljRzUY
Bad idea.
An early 2000's police car drives and parallel parks in front of the Warlocks.
Atilla and Fanny draw guns and open fire at the police car.
The police car slides sideways, hits two of the Warlocks, then at the same time, from the fire power, the Warlocks and the police car lifts into the air.
THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtijVLP1wnB
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
The police car crash lands to the ground with the two Warlocks trapped underneath it.
Atilla fires at the Warlocks with two guns.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Fanny turns a back flip while firing at two Warlocks who charge for her.
As soon as Fanny lands back on her feet the two Warlocks fall dead....
BACK TO SCENE:
Atilla and Fanny stand back to back.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY0X44jV1R
Resident Evil Retribution Style!
The remaining Warlocks draw their guns.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lStHxJSzS
(to Atilla and Fanny)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpMjLwTWjA
You two women aren't getting away with this! There are smart bullets in our guns. And you two aren't getting out of this alive! We're going to kill you two right here.
The remaining Warlocks open fire.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THE BULLETS UNTIL the drill Sergeant from Jarheads gets in front of them and holds out his hand.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBfNMJeYFY
HALT!!!!
The bullets stop in mid air.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡay8oHDwAus
You stupid bullets are smart bullets! Now I order you to turn bout face, and kill the enemy!
The smart bullets turn around and head back for the remaining Warlocks.
THE REMAINING WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vbYQstDrO
OHHHHHH NOOOOO!
The bullets hit the remaining Warlocks, killing them, except for Grumpy. Grumpy presses a button on his watch to beam aboard an unseen space ship.
People on the beach clap and cheer. As the people on the beech come together in the crowd, they lift up Sai, Simon, Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, and the Drill Sergeant.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to a random waitor, who holds a tray containing a plate with cut boloney.
DRILL INSTRUCTOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2C9aC7arp
It's a good thing I wore a bullet proof vest when Grumpy shot me. Now he got away again.
WAITOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeFT7GrwaD
Uh excuse me. Did someone order cut boloney?
The crowd points to the dead Warlocks.
WAITOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Yc11NvKY
Oh, they're dead. Leaves more for me.
The waitor walks away eating the boloney.
EXT. HOTEL RESORT - MOMENTS LATER
People walk about.
INT. HOTEL RESORT - CONTINUOUS
Infantry, Sai, Monk, Simon, Atilla, and Fanny enter the lobby area bragging in ad-libs via their battle with the Warlocks at the beach. Suddenly there's a beeping sound. They all check their watches.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIugnuKGsZm
I think that was my watch.
Another beeping sound.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTHmOpRxAC
I think it's all of our watches.
They look at their watches.
ALL SIX OF THEM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSNexZqsaQ
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQdTSvzZ2g
It's Mr. Wise.
A holographic screen appears showing Mr. Wise.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozn0MjY99h
Hey Mr. Wise what's up?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi3TsqLA00
What's up is I heard you guys kicked some Warlock butt on the beach on Earth 3, good job.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeKXI5obiA
Yeah you should've been there. We showed them.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctOHiYG4Nz
Actually I saw the news on the media, It's kind'a like I was there. But anyway, Grumpy and his remaining Warlocks headed to a planet three hundred light years away from Earth 3. It's the planet with the huge waste land.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiMpVY5Zx1
What's the name of this planet, Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHsN36tIyV
I just told you, the planet with the huge waist land.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK4dXEUrSs
What kind of name for a planet is that?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPz5FE3ZTj
I have no idea, I didn't name the planet. But that's where your final assignment to get rid of the remainder of these Warlocks will be. You must leave to go to the planet with the huge waste land in a few days.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaQHVbhtKh
Okay aaannnd cut!
Everyone stops what they're doing.
Someone points off screen.
THE PERSON POINTING237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyubKwSy8Fz
What in the stupid dog on heck?
The producer looks to the direction where a newly wedded couple cuts a wedding cake together.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz4NAp3vke
(to the newly wedded couple)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FrerQe4LH
What are you guys doing? What are you two doing HERE?
BRIDE 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhk5quLxKS
You just said cut.
GROOM 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3WfHJRhHM
So we're CUTTING. Cutting our wedding cake.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24hmiXHRgo
I wasn't talking to you two, I was talking to my crew.
GROOM AND BRIDE 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3lS56fsNX
OOOhhhhh.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlI1gIxgX0
You two are supposed to be at my studio on Earth playing a newly wedded couple in my comedy movie. Now go buy a space plane ticket, fly to Earth, and get to work!
GROOM AND BRIDE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacDutlLIRT
Okay.
GROOM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD285FsPSvS
Okay.
BRIDE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ2qPXPYbE
Okay.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtns6o5r7dH
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYI3s8sjlC
Okay.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsLBOs85SY
Go! While it's still the 24th century!
The Wedding couple grab their wedding cake and take off running, until they trip and fall, with the cake crumbling everywhere.
THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZWF9vi5X
Ahhhh maaaan!
GROOM237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTYx7mpfV6
Now we CAN'T have our cake and eat it too.
The bride sighs in frustration.
The producer shakes his head.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRherIfesS1
(meaning the newly wedded couple)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWSB2DRcrW
What a couple of newly wedded yo yo cases.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM2PMpIW2G
(to the crew)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA943WzUvNh
Okay, now we're gonna shoot the scene that takes place on the planet with the huge waist land.
EXT. WASTE LAND - AREAL VIEW - DAY
JUNKY
Superb: Planet with the huge waste land.... a few days later.
A space vessel ambles into the scene.
EXT. OUTDOOR SPACE PORT - DAY
BUSY/JUNKY
The space vessel lands.
Near a shuttle van, a guy dressed in a late 20th century police uniform, OFFICER SMITH, stands while holding a baton. With a black thuggish dressed person known as THE THUG.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxwvxO1vsF
Why ain't you holding up the sign for Sai, Monk, Atilla, Fanny, Artillary, and Simon Phonix to find us.
THE THUG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH0W0SQYt9
Cause I don't know what they look like.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton, causing The Thug to hold up his hands.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NK8DZlMEY
What the heck kind of stupid reason to not hold the sign up is that! Hold up the freaking sign!
THE THUG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk9roIbs93
(nervously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ447qeepmJS
Okay Mr. Officer, please don't harass me. I'll hold up the stupid sign.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with the baton once more, causing The Thug to hold up his hands again.
THE THUG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaZRGpfp6b
What!?!
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t0Q3VroAw
STUPID SIGN! I said it was a FREAKING SIGN!
THE THUG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvkMPT0tYJ
Okay then, FREAKING sign.
The Thug pulls a peace of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, than holds it up.
Officer Smith threatens him with the baton again.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCl5f9CsBI
THAT'S TOO LITTLE!
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouaz4BRTye
Excuse me.
They're attention goes to Simon, Monk, Sai, Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrlUlItuzV
You two must be officer Smith and The Thug.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVhpcGZb72
Yes. That must have been a lucky guess.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLbeoHaavH
(meaning the thug)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkUxmWFuDy
This gang banging thug here made the sign too little.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATSoRtLqO2
No it wasn't a lucky guess, it was a dead give away. Guess how long the six of us have been standing here watching you two act a fool.
Officer Smith and The Thug think for a few seconds.
OFFICER SMITH AND THE THUG237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFvKhJxJwa
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD9NKst9WC
We give up. How long?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWmZTdS4dZ
Long enough to know that we're at the right shuttle van.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88JBoI9ynC
Then why are we standing here still quoting stupid 'on the nose' dialogue for this movie than? Let's go.
As the doors to the van open, everyone except The Thug and Officer Smith start towards the van.
Officer Smith threatens The Thug with his baton again, causing the thug to react in fright.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr8SG5TfVX
GET IN THE RETARDED UGLY DEMENTED VAN!
The Thug jumps in fright while screaming like a girl, then quickly gets into the van.
EXT. SCORCHED DESERT ROAD - DAY
The van drives through the scorched desert. Two suns are visible in the sky.
EXT. WASTE LAND - CONTINUOUS.
The van drives into a city of ruins. Many poor people walk about.
Suddenly, the van pulls over and parallel parks.
Everyone gets out. The doors to the van close.
They all walk towards a gate. As the gate scans Officer Smith and The Thug, the gate opens, allowing everyone to enter.
As soon as they're all inside the gate and the gate begins to close, Atilla see's Ray, Charles, and Disco walking in the opposite way of her.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbaVetMfsl
Atilla.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuF7BUYhqG
Disco. I thought you, Ray and Charles were in prison.
They shake their heads.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZClZY7XO2C
We repented and accepted Jesus into our lives at the end of our court hearing.
CHARLES237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKerhFH9JAq
So they sentenced us to live here instead.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32HlXZK5X6
Oh, it's good that you repented.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuhqYHuj55
If we all have one thing in common, it's that we all need God.
INT. AN OLD LARGE STADIUM - DAY
Disco, Ray, and Charles enter with Infantry, Atilla, Sai, Simon, Fanny, Officer Smith, and The Thug.
Stadium has a huge basket ball court in the center.
An old band called the Dixie Humming birds sing a gospel song called "Let's go out to the programs" while on stage.
Other people looked as if they were busy.
Disco walked through the stadium with his party while pointing to the surroundings.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MLuzKD7Zw
Everyone you see here is working on our plan to defeat the remaining of these Warlocks. And there's many more left than all of us put together can count.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3l01ZeVgg
Auh, Disco.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF1Nz1qIOo
Yeah Simon what's up?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZeu8UglgS
You say everyone in here's preparing for the battle against the Warlocks.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3hi9UHlCO
That's what I just said, you are correct.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6fdaDck1C
Okay, how are the Dixie Humming Birds helping to prepare for some kind of battle? They're just singing on stage.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75VqXxCGuI
We often take breaks. Everyone's gotta rest every now and then.
DIXIE HUMMING BIRDS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukCq1dt8HK
(singing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKjUJkMDl1
Come out to the programs whenever they're in your town....
The song ends. Everyone drops what they're doing and applaud.
Suddenly, the BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA, who are being leg by security guards, are seen approaching with Mr. Wise.
Officer Smith points to them.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tiaiiSBUV
Those are the Blind Boys of Alabama. They traveled here from Earth. They're gonna sing next.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiTfHOlJv9
Hey Officer Smith, that you?
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z5Tc99GjV
Me and Mr. Wise's chosen crew.
The rest of Mr. Wise's chosen crew and the Blind Boys of Alabama greet each other in ad-libs.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrwHtcn624
(to the Blind Boys of Alabama)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dW88ISilK
Aright ya, good luck singing on stage.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme3s71Estd
We don't go by luck. We walk by faith and not by sight.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5sMECqWVo
I see.
The Blind Boys of Alabama reply with a thanks in ad-libs.
As soon as the Blind Boys of Alabama were on stage, they began singing the song, MY MIND IS GONE.
Mr. Wise's chosen party look at each other funny while listening to the lyrics.
Infantry approaches Mr. Wise.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I9EA4x88O
ARE their minds' gone for real?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHuZG1RIeM
Please, don't make fun of the gospel singers.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPGQiSdWzD
Na, I was joking... Not making fun of them.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKudm2D6oMi
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVAu67ERxf
Wait, you tell me not to make fun of them, why were YOU looking at them weird just now?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEIbH9QqM7
I had that look on my face because I never heard that kind of song before.
INT. A GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
A guy they call THE GAME BOY, light skinned black male, 5'8", plays one of the arcade games. There are many arcade games standing in this room as well.
Bartabe and his gang of criminals are playing the arcade games.
Mr. Wise enters the room with Infantry, Monk, Atilla, Simon, Fanny, Sai, Disco, Ray, and Charles.
Bartabe and his gang cease from playing the arcade games as they turn to see the party who have just showed up.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaADrSUTJeW
Bartabe?
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVfDDEIGpN
Yes Mr. Wise. Me and my crew accepted Jesus right before we were sentenced just like Disco did.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LI0Fk2Ife
Praise God then.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOGeb44ldY
God really DOES work miracles.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcZw4ZXSUc
Right. You ain't seen a miracle yet. Wait until we have our huge meeting in the huge stadium with characters from other movies.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXnRn7ek5h
Bartabe, don't give the rest of this movie away.
BARTABE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiUPuyge72
Sorry.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUPtcZLa1y
Oh hey Mr. Wise. Glad you could make it with your crew.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwjxexDEn8
(to the crew he entered with; meaning the game boy)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N1OaKBaUY
Guys, I want you to meet, The Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEOOIBTIHu
What's happening guys. As you can see for obvious reasons when you observe your surroundings in this room, they call me The Game Boy.
Simon nods his head.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlJo6ari0L
Yes sir, we find that reason obvious.
INT. GAME ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
The Game Boy shows the entire group the arcade game Mortal Kombat II. On the game, they see Shang T-sung picking Jonny Cage up and sucking his soul out.
THE MORTAL KOMBAT VIDEO GAME237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dORkwF7Yf
Shang T-sung wins... FATALITY.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW5wRSa1GG
Okay, now this finishing move you saw, this would probably be the best finishing move to happen to any Warlock IF we capture any and put into the game world of Mortal Kombat II.
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PG0Utr67I
You just had to demonstrate Shang Sung doing that move on me.
The entire gang turns to see Jonny Cage.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ZuvMlz0Z
Jonny Cage. I didn't hear you walk in.
Jonny Cage nods his head.
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUjlNzD5QA
That's to show you how popular this game was nearly 400 years ago. It would have so much of your attention, that you don't pay attention to anything else going on around you.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6JE2veCQi
Hey Game Boy.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiR7nzjsyB
Yeah, Simon Phenix what is it?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNozAxXSDMT
No, Simon PHONIX. Simon PHENIX is the character from Demolition Man.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqW7fPOb4q
Okay, okay, as they used to say in the old days, my bad.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LsrsTiw7J
People still say that.
The Game Boy gestures out of slight frustration.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN2OBlAjVP
Um yes Simon, what is it you need?
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBXao2l5du
Okay, the Mortal Kombat II video game with Shang Sung is a good way to take out a Warlock if we transport him into the game, by why not other violent video games? Like Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, Streets of Rage, Street Fighter? THOSE GAMES?
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBBDP6QA94
Streets of Rage, Double Dragon, and Street Fighter doesn't have deadly finishing moves, and number two, Super Mario Brothers isn't violent enough.
Suddenly, Mr. Wise's wrist watch beeps.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTRIQ15Inb
Hang on everyone, someone's beeping me.
Mr. Wise views his watch.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUw90Av8xg
Oh good. The genius who's able to pull characters out of movies has just arrive.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W94rIwPlg
Wait, a genius who's able to pull characters out of movies?
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fh8mlTmdc
Is that the reason Biff Tannan from Back to the Future showed up at Simon Phonix's attempt arrest calling everyone a butthead?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoiSY2W0Ev
And the Judges from Judge Dredd too? AND Carl from Star Ship Troopers?
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LcvU1cKUg
Is he planning to use certain movie characters to help us fight these Warlocks?
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hptgDu4gi
(answering all questions)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUyGMG1R97
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
The group looks at Mr. Wise weird.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxE6fEEMKZ
Why are ya all looking at me like that? 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTw7ZnPGRR
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1JUMuCKkM
This is no time for confusion. Those Warlocks are out there. To defeat them all, we need all the amazing help that seems impossible that we can get.
Silence for a few seconds. Then the group looks at each other.
Everyone looks as the door opens.
The person who just entered turns out to be Biff.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RiB1zkil1
Okay! When do we get to take out these Warlock butt heads!?!
INT. A REALLY HUGE WEAR HOUSE - DAY
Micheal Myers from the Halloween movies practices fighting with his knife.
The huge alien from Independance Day 2 paces back and forth.
The Alien and the Predator prepare their weapons.
Camera pans to show the T-rex and Spinosaurus from Jurrasic park standing next to each other.
Three Mangalors from the Fifth Element speak amongst each other.
The bug from Starship Troopers that looks like a giant ant, moves about in a small spot while a mobile infantry troop stands holding his rifle.
Carl walks up to the trooper.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlVDIm31ju
We killed some of the Warlocks already. Are you and the bug ready to kill more?
THE STARSHIP TROOPER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOHp6BsQIK
Sir yes we are sir!
Jason Voorhies, Jason X from the movie Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Pennywise, Chucky, and Leather face from Chainsaw Massecure speak to each other (mos).
The three Judges from Judge Dredd speak amongst each other.
The Wicket Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz flies around on her broom laughing.
Jabba the Hut, and the small creature that sticks with him from Star Wars speak (mos).
THE MOVIE BUFF, who's a guy with big eyes and marshmellow colored skin, stands with Simon Phonix, and Officer Smith.
Simon Phonix and Officer Smith observe all the movie characters, then look at the Movie Buff funny.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF9huUCgsK
What's the matter guys. Just because I'm the movie buff you expected me to be buff?
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwenwHKeRFP
No, I'm worried about most of these movie characters you pulled out of movies. If they start fighting amongst each other, some of them are too great and extreme for me to try to place under arrest.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhdTRN7ypH
Auh non sense. They won't do any harm to you, anyone on our side, nor each other. We're all gathered here to fight one army. The evil demonic Warlocks.
The movie buff looks off screen.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXI2fVgbT2
Oh, here comes more characters. And some are TV sitcom characters too.
Officer Smith and Simon looks to see Steve Urkle from Family Matters, the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4, Screech from Saved By The Bell, and the Crack Head Grandmother from Don't Be A Menis to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood approaching.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp73Bg8SDn
Steve Urkle and Screech?
Simon looks at The Movie Buff funny.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa16evLoY6b
(meaning Steve Urkle and Screech)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk5tgkMR6c
What are they supposed to do, annoy the Warlocks to death?
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa66mLFiFA
Have you ever watched a single episode of Family Matters AND/OR Saved by the Bell? I think that's possible. And Screech from Saved By The Bell, I believe, knows Karate.
The group shows up.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqu4jAMu9W
Okay guys.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFC4Tr0oRt
(meaning the Rival Gang Members)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7YLQwWAdn
As you know Officer Smith, Simon Phonix, these are the rival gang members from Scary Movie 4 who shot and killed each other instead of the aliens in the movie Scary Movie 4.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5f5ViFamW
(to the gang members)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZZjxKo9E8
Aright you gang members. I don't wanna see any of that crap about you guys killing each other here in this movie. If you all kill each other instead of the Warlocks, I'm placing you all under arrest.
The entire group laughs.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqZXvA6usi
(to Officer Smith)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk1SasKh4v
Can't put dead people in Jail. I told you they won't do any harm to each other.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywsMihGYwe
I knew that.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP4J15hZ8m
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLtpaCMUQ8
I just wanted this movie to be extra funny.
Officer Smith laughs.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8qSLAzntZ
There'll be a meeting in the stadium in forty five minutes. Forty five EARTH minutes.
Suddenly, everyone's attention goes to the door as it's heard opening. KAUN from Star Trek Into Darkness enters.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZi3vi1HHs
Hey everyone. I'm Kaun the invincible human being from Star Trek Into Darkness, I just got here. Hope I'm not late.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV634jHGDUg
No, Kaun, you actually showed up at the right time. In about forty five EARTH minutes, we're all gonna meet in the stadium.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacVije30VV
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5gkjqU1Op
Well, forty three and a half minutes now.
INT. STADIUM - MOMENTS LATER
Everyone is gathered in the main part of the wear house. They're all watching a holographic image of Billy Grahm preaching about salvation.
Superb: 43 and a half minutes later....
Yes, even the two dinosaurs, the bugs from Starship Troopers, the Predator, the Alien, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face are listening.
Suddenly, the sermon comes to a conclusion. The holographic image of Billy Grahm vanishes.
Everyone's attention goes to Mr. Wise as he steps up on the stage.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXDEWkzsQK
I'm glad I have everyone's attention. Soon.... And very soon.... We will be fighting the largest most extreme battle in the history of sci fi spoof movies.
People stand listening to Mr. Wise.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzHDvQUl1i
This will be a great time for those of you who haven't been saved, to become saved.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY3jXNAuYG
This means asking Jesus into your life if you haven't done that before.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, Freddy Krugaur, Leather face, Pennywise, and Chucky the doll stand together.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jXSDO1jR0
All you people, you know who you are. It never matters how bad or how scary of a movie character you are, you can never go too far for God to forgive you.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTeWPUJZHb
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyEDlLbLkz
Well unless you're a demonic being. But nobody here is a demonic being. Some of you may have been possessed by demonic influences, but you're still not a demonic being.
Mr. Wise still speaks with the audience.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUOiUEMCET
So those of you who have not been saved, please come down to the front of the stage, and I'll be happy to pray with you all to invite Jesus into your lives.
Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and the chucky doll make their way to the stage.
People clap and cheer.
The two elderly women with their awake booklets stand next to each other.
EDERLY WOMAN #1237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZLolkCJ8N
(to Elderly woman #2)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIYsXIESKq
You know, if we go continue to tell people about Jesus, we gotta be saved ourselves.
EDERLY WOMAN #2237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnJ7xtQk6P
Then we better go down there then.
The two elderly women walk down towards the stage.
THE GIRL'S SKOUT COOKIE SELLING GIRLS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXX7QzadSs
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGOJ49XA8k
I'm going too.
The girl walks towards the stage.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjtLgSRSq3
I'm going down there too.
The pizza delivery boy walks towards the stage.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueylJZ9QfJ
Yeah, I'm going to the stage to accept Jesus too. The Devil's a butthead!
Biff heads for the stage.
JASON237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpFC2xRaLZ
Mr. Wise, this is the only time I'm gonna speak in a movie. Of course you know that I'm Jason Voorhies from Friday the 13th. I need to accept Jesus into my life because I don't wanna do a remake of Jason Goes to Hell.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdtu0Ghus4
That's a fairly good reason.
Jason X approaches as well.
JASON X237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr7smjholu
Same goes for me....237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaqlyr4ryU
(meaning Jason)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7Xx0USoz7
For both of us actually. This is the only time I'M speaking too.
FREDDY KRUGUAR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OOnQjTifK
I need to accept Jesus into my life, because as you can tell just by looking at me, I've already been burned up enough without going to hell. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
LEATHER FACE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWRabfAMGV
I need to be saved. Because rubber doesn't hold up to good in fire.
CHUCKY THE DOLL237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5MTzfLGtu
And neither does plastic, and that's what I'M made of.
PENNYWISE 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WVEnl1BiE
Ha ha ha ha ha. Once I accept Jesus into my life, it will be the Devil and his demons who are afraid of me instead of children. Ha Ha ha ha ha.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNOQJSV2W7
This is the only time I'm speaking without using telepathy. I just want you to know that the devil and his demons had us kill many humans in Independence day one and two, and I wanna accept Jesus into my life because I've been dying for some pay back.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2HIHiG6g2
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP3faoF5Bk
Only ONE time will I fight on the same side as humans.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV51DCGzf8
(to the huge alien from independence day 2)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmVMz9wLS5
All you're gonna need is this one time.
Mr. Wise sees the girl scout girl, the pizza delivery boy, Biff, the two elderly women, Sheena and the African Poachers, the Predator, the Alien, Urkle, the two rival gangs, Jaba the Hut, the Wicket Witch, Kaun, the Crack Head Grandma, The Mangalors, the Star Ship Trooper, and Screech approaching the stage.
Carl from Starship Troopers, Jonny Cage, The Thug, and Officer Smith are approaching the stage.
Mr. Wise steps off stage towards the entire large group of unsaved people.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSk3k1q58H
Okay, let's bow our heads.
The group bows their heads.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtSOmRja3p
I want you all to say this prayer with all of your hearts. Say Dear Lord Jesus.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFEk539IgJ
Dear Lord Jesus.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWv6mMEg8A
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9i6d7poMK
I believe you died on the cross for me and was raised for my justification.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO360OIPOrh
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkPsVLntqZ
I want your blood to wash away my sins.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDMfCWwCdJ
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxbKMqR3x1
I now receive you as my Lord and savior.
MR. WISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ12w4kLO2C
Amen.
THE UNSAVED CHARACTERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj90siCjzl
Amen.
The people cheer like never before, gradually congratulating the Characters who have just got saved.
The Alien and the Predator shake hands and hug.
Jason and Freddy shake hands and hug.
FREDDY KRUGUAR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaKEmLE3vf
(to Jason)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1PlWi8LPW
My brother.
Suddenly, FOREST GUMP, who's old and has gray hair, wears glasses, dressed like a rocket scientist, and FOREST GUMP Jr, who's now a grown man with brunette hair, shows up with ANNIE from the movie SPEED.
The Movie Buff approaches them.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NtCbOkvYv
Oh good. Forest Gump, Forest Gump Jr., and Annie from the movie Speed; I'm glad you guys made it.
FOREST GUMP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBTu6s8uo7
I'm delighted that you are thrilled about me and my son's arrival. For I know that we are approximately 10.3 light years from Earth, plus a few miles and quite a few meters.
The Movie Buff has an extremely surprised look on his face.
FOREST GUMP JR.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9w9kV1Lom
Oh, my father's not stupid anymore. I mean of course you know the old saying, we learn as we get older.
FOREST GUMP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdAjOShx5J
Yes. And with this high I.Q. I now possess, his deceased mother, who's name was Jenny, would be as proud of both of us like the gravitational pull of the black hole is so strong that even light can't escape.
ANNIE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNYc5ZBjFP
And don't worry.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSrMR2Jm9s
(meaning Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuitElXNl2
They prayed with me to accept Jesus while we were on our way here.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6jf5daquo
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwNuUfc55J
Because I'm the worst driver, and I figured I need to be saved if I'm gonna constantly get into too many automobile accidents.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnb6RHwYwG
Good.
Infantry shows up.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6BCZX0wwK
(to the movie buff; extremely puzzled.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vebeyPwUy
Forest Gump? And Forest Gump Jr?237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfaxRsmZXd
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBwzyNQGRF
And Annie from the movie Speed and Speed 2 cruise control?
ANNIE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox9cXkI51C
I had to come. Being that I'm the most worst driver, I wanna be here to drive recklessly and run as MANY Warlocks down as I can.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItWaSEW9vE
OOOOkay.
Infantry looks to Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr.
FOREST GUMP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2NqrB8zHR
It shouldn't be difficult for me to fight these Warlocks we're currently at war with. I fought in Vietnaum. And that's all I have to say about that.
FOREST GUMP JR.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvBs2Hm7bO
I'm here because I wanna have my dad's back.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXjJJFpBjO
Good.
Suddenly, a bomb is heard dropping.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
An explosive makes a noise as it's falling to the ground. The explosive hits the ground and explodes.
Warlocks go flying everywhere.
Mr. Wise and Miss Wise shoots a few Warlocks.
Ray, Charles, and Disco shoot Warlocks with sling shots.
The Movie Buff throws baseballs at Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzFU5cLCQZ
(to the warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oup80Wn41
I got many baseballs. Here's one from the movie Little Big League.
The Movie Buff throws a baseball and hits a Warlock.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlVZIbXt7e
Here's another baseball from the movie The Sand Lot.
The Movie Buff throws another baseball, hitting another Warlock in the groin.
The Movie Buff picks up a few more baseballs and throws them at a few more Warlocks.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDUCKcBomD
And here's a few more baseballs. From the movies Major League, Angels in the Outfield, and I got some bad news for you! THE BAD NEWS BEARS!237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LnyTAPeVj
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRBDBuGRIP
I'm sure you all hate the baseball from ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD the most!
The Warlocks who have been hit with the baseballs are in a daze. The Warlocks then fall dead.
THE MOVIE BUFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTFED9k1nC
(to the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaAknc2MLc
Strike 3! YOU'RE OUT!237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEkasYw4he
(to the viewers in the movie theater audience)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwsgc9zVgz
If there's any other baseball movies I left out, I'm sorry. The writer of this script didn't see them all.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3SYOpuOqS
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ8zrmYoYU
And sometimes there's just not enough baseballs.
Wilbert Wado and his crew throws cakes and pies at Warlocks.
A Warlock tank speeds towards Carl from Starship Troopers. A Warlock stands up out of the tank and fires at Carl.
Carl loads a nuke grenade launcher, aims the nuke grenade launcher at the Warlock tank, then opens fire.
Nuke grenade hits the Warlock tank. Warlock tank explodes.
Carl looks towards us.
CARL FROM STAR SHIP TROOPERS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSnR1njI6h
(meaning the Warlocks in the blown up tank)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqSD3BRZ4I
THEY won't be knowing any MORE.
Mangalores open fire on the Warlocks.
Spinosaurus and T-Rex Eat as many Warlocks as they can while wearing giant bibs big enough to fit them.
Infantry jumps into the air and kicks two of the Warlocks with a split kick.
Atilla kicks a Warlock in the head with an inside crescent kick. Another Warlock tries to hit her. Atilla catches that Warlock's punch, spins, and flips him.
Fanny jumps up and grabs a bar, then lifts herself up and kicks a Warlock with both her feet.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look to see Grumpy and a few other Warlocks retreating towards a space craft.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rS4u3tqxk
They're escaping.
The Warlocks enter into the space craft. The doors to the space craft close. The space craft takes off into the air.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzK789VkZQ
They're headed for their mother space vessel in space.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgNDnr5H8O
Not if I can help it.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look up to see Kaun in a space craft flying towards them. The space craft stops in mid air near them.
Suddenly, just like in independence day, a huge shadow of a space ship covers everyone.
INT. KAUN'S SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun looks up through the sunroof window of his space craft.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j7sQvx8mc
The Warlocks stole one of the space ships from independence day. They're gonna fire their primary weapon.
Suddenly, Kaun's intercom activates.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFy9sZyemR
Hey Kaun, it's me, the huge alien from independence day 2. I'll take care of the warlocks in the space ship who are about to fire their primary weapon.
Kaun see's a space craft flying upwards towards the huge space craft.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEYGtUFfHH
Aright way to go Huge Alien from independence day 2.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz85TCDIh1H
(meaning the warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNiXNvOjAJ
Take those Devil helping idiots down!
INT. SPACE CRAFT WITH HUGE ALIEN - CONTINUOUS
The Huge Alien from Independence Day 2 is in the pilot's seat.
Through the front view screen of the space craft, the primary weapon of the huge ship is seen preparing to fire.
HUGE ALIEN FROM INDENPENDENCE DAY 2237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEzBxmycZM
Just like David and Captain Hillard said in the movie Independence Day, CHECKMATE! NOTHING BUT HATE FOR YOU. GOOD NIGHT! GOOD BYE! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5MbgMHwB3
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsADqZ0HKbz
Hey you Warlock Buttholes! Remember me from when you, the Devil, and your satanic influences made me and my race of species attack Earth in the movie Independence day 1&2? Well, I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
EXT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Just before the huge space ship could fire it's primary weapon, the Huge Alien From Independence Day 2 crashes his space craft into the primary weapon, causing the entire ship to explode.
EXT. GROUND - DAY
Infantry, Atilla and Fanny, along with many other good guys cheer and yell in excitement.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAEz52BGUq
(from ship intercom)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSBGTQsViY
Okay everyone don't cheer yet just now. The battles not over yet.
Everyone responds in ad-libs saying, "Oh yeah that's right."
Kaun peaks out the window of his space craft.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfG6tWd1dQ
(to Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O917Bi06r
Quick, come aboard.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny look at Kaun with obvious looks on their faces.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QhxbDPeKb
Quick, come aboard! What are you waiting for!?!
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESmCtmsYJ9
You gotta land first, before we can come aboard!
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e9XeS3b9R
Oh. I knew that!
Kaun lands the space craft. The door opens. Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla enter the space craft.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Infantry, and Atilla see Jason, Jason X, Freddy, Pennywise, Leather Face, and Chucky sitting in their seats.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM8RqhoP7E
Come aboard.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Xz55YbgX
Kaun, we did that already. Take off.
Kaun nods his head.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSS4s1DFCd
I knew that.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
The space craft lifts into the air.
A Warlock fires at the space craft, but a force field appears around it.
Suddenly, a knife hits that Warlock in the back. Warlock turns around to see Micheal Myers, who throws another knife into the Warlocks chest.
Warlock falls dead.
While in the air, the space craft flies in a pattern while leaving a trail of smoke that reads: Thank you Mike.
Micheal Myers gives a thumbs up, then suddenly draws a knife and throws it into a Warlocks forehead.
Two Warlocks show up while each having rocket launchers aimed at the space craft.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn8sDAexDE
Let's take them out of the sky. This weapon will pierce their force field.
STARSHIP TROOPER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNwBLJK3l8
Not so fast.
The Starship Trooper guns one of the Warlocks down, while the giant bug grabs the other one with it's mouth and bites it in half.
STARSHIP TROOPER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw5Uczx9H3
(to the bug)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4ApGH8UTI
I'd hi five you if I could.
Micheal Myers throws a knife into the bodies of the dead Warlocks the Giant Bug and the Starship Trooper had just killed.
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
The Predator fires at many Warlocks from the gun on his shoulder.
The Alien attacks a Warlock. The Alien looks and freezes when a Warlock shows up aiming it's gun at it. Suddenly, a baby alien pops out of it's stomach. The Warlock falls dead.
The Alien and the Predator hi five each other.
A few Warlocks stand in front of Steve Urkel.
STEVE URKLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKFr5bpvcJ
You guys wanna terrorize us? Over my dead body.
Steve Urkle starts shadow boxing like he does when he stands up to bullies in the TV show family matters.
The Warlocks look at Steve funny, then look to each other and start laughing. Suddenly they get shot from behind by the Crack Head Grandmother.
The Warlocks turn around to see the Crack Head Grandmother.
Suddenly, two early 21st century cars drives by with the windows down. The Rival gangs from Scary Movie 4 open fire out of the window of the automobiles, hitting the Warlocks.
As the Warlocks are still standing, Steve Urkle takes a mitten out of his pocket and walks up to the Warlocks.
STEVE EURKLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKVLjSkdec
I'm gonna do to you guys what I did to one of the bullies on one of the early episodes of Family Matters.
Steve Urkle slaps the Warlocks on their faces with his mitten. The Warlocks finally fall dead.
The Crack Head Grandmother laughs.
Steve Urkle laughs and snorks.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A bunch of Warlocks surround Screech and attempt to attack him. Screech does side kicks, spinning heel kicks, and spinning tornado kicks, knocking the Warlocks down. This fighting scene has the same sound affects as the fight scenes in the Bruce Lee movies.
One of the Warlocks throw a jump side kick to Screech's back, knocking him forward and causing him to do a forward roll.
The Warlocks surround Screech just before he pulls out a pair of nunchucks and began twirling them.
As the Warlocks rush in one at a time, Screech hits each of them in the head.
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space craft that Infantry, Fanny, and Atilla just boarded flies towards a mother vessel, and enters into one of the the vessel's compartment.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun is in the pilots seat. Doors to the space craft open.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuGseMOw1M
Data system, play us some music we can fight to as we take out these warlock devil helpers... Just like in the Movie Star Trek Beyond. Only this time, play something the devil doesn't like.
Suddenly, the song "When the Walls Tumble Down," By WHITE CROSS, starts to play.
Everyone in the space craft start moving to the music.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVa9CwKWsy
(meaning the song)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4amlUzHUh
Good choice.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgU2cLqacx
(to Atilla)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IE8QMAFgC
I was getting ready to say that. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6BsrVSK3m
(to everyone in the space craft.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ21dWf4D1
Okay everybody out. Let's light these Devil helpers up!
Everyone gets out of their seats and exit the space craft.
EXT. ON THE PLANET - CONTINUOUS
The Game Boy runs from a Warlock, who has a gun. The Game Boy makes a turn, then looks behind him as the Warlock continues to chase him.
The Game Boy enters into a facility.
The Warlock follows The Game Boy into the building.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
The Warlock stops to catch The Game Boy aiming a Nintendo gun at him.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fmIYqyGBj
Welcome to the arcade, Warlock. You just walked into a trap. And me and you are ready to play Mortal Kombat 2.
The Game Boy gets ready to pull the trigger, but Jonny Cage shows up.
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtuigeykeA
Hey Game Boy, hold up a second. I gotta do something with this Warlock right quick.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWxHAdfGiW
Do something like what?
Jonny Cage stands next to the Warlock, then does the splits and hits him in the nuts.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZO7s6CVzs
AWWW NUTTS! And I DO mean that literally!
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBiHEmTeoI
Let's play.
The Game Boy pulls the trigger, zapping the Warlock into the Mortal Kombat 2 arcade game.
The Game Boy selects Shang ~T-sung.
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ih4smB27e
(to Shang ~Tsung)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWMbINr3d1
Aright, let's see what you can do.
The Game Boy controls Shang Tsung to beat up the Warlock.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIWzeA8hDH
Help! Get me the hell out of this game!
EXT. BATTLE FIELD - DAY
Biff has one of the Warlocks in a head lock while knocking hard on his head.
BIFF237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGvnvTmPda
HELLO!!! HELLO!!! ANYBODY HOME!?! THINK, WARLOCK, JUST THINK!!! YOU'RE A BUTT HEAD, AND YOUR MASTER SATAN IS A BUTT HEAD. SATAN IS THE BIGGEST BUTT HEAD OF ALL BUTT HEADS!
IN ANOTHER AREA
A police car, just like the one from the movie Demolition Man, was racing through the field with a Warlock riding on top of it while attempting to shoot Simon Phonix, who was driving the police car.
INT. POLICE CAR - DAY
Simon Phonix points his gun to the roof of the car where he knew the Warlock was hanging on.
SIMON PHONIX237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65X1TPpWME
NO FREE RIDES!!
Simon opens fire.
EXT. THE FIELD - DAY
The Warlock obviously gets shot and falls off of the roof of the car.
The Thug runs up to the Warlock and kicks it a few times.
Officer Smith runs up to the Warlock.
OFFICER SMITH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRg7ULEnc5
(to the Warlock)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNRr3Qolcd
Time for you to get harassed.
Officer Smith starts beating the Warlock with his baton.
Both Officer Smith and The Thug look as they hear a car horn blow.
They look to see an early 21st century car speeding towards them.
The Thug and Officer Smith move out of the way and allow the car to run over the Warlock.
INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS
Annie from the movie 'Speed' drives crazy.
Annie runs over Warlock after Warlock.
ANNIE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wRaWLBcbW
Finally I get to fail a driving test while doing a good deed!
Annie runs over a few more Warlocks.
INT. BUILDING - CONTINUOUS
One of the Warlocks stand before the Blind Boys, who are carrying blind person's canes.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEolWKkRMC
We, the Warlocks will emerge in this battle victorious. Can't you see?
The Blind Boys stand their saying nothing.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOaQvevwTZ
Oh yeah, you CAN'T see.
The Warlock laughs.
ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETPnx0dOze
Oh we can see aright.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE BLIND BOYS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBJSqeD0ug
We can see you're going straight to hell. Too bad you ain't alone.
The Blind Boys began attacking the Warlock while hitting it with their canes.
The Warlock tries it's best to cover up while being hit with the canes, but falls to the ground.
Another Warlock shows up while drawing his gun.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAUgmQ4tF5
(to the other Warlock)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaJGWHiI8V
Don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
As that Warlock starts towards the Blind Boys, the Dixie Humming Birds jump on that Warlock, bringing it to the ground.
The Dixie Humming Birds began kicking the Warlock.
INT. FACILITY - SAME TIME
The game boy beats the Warlock in Mortal Kombat 2. The game now says, "Finish Him!"
The Game Boy presses the buttons on the arcade game, causing Shang T-sung to grab the warlock and suck it's soul out as the Warlock screams. The Warlocks body shrivels up as it's soul comes out of it's body and into Shang T-sung.
GAME NARRATOR AND THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WrWvAlH9t
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFoqtYmqZx
Shang T-sung wins... Fatality!
THE GAME BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHaCBPLJoL
Yeah, ya Warlocks don't know who the HELL ya messing with!237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNyzXTba4H
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xbBFjASN0
And I DO mean 'HELL' literally!
GAME NARRATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeJypBgK9g
WOW! Even Shang T-sung accepts Jesus and fights against the devil.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks kick down the door while aiming their guns at Jason Voorhies. They open fire at him.
After a few second of firing at him, the Warlocks' laser guns run out of power.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq5qgAEJOV
I'm out of fire power.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErHIlpr8zQ
I'm out of fire power too.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Mmqi2pOx
We're ALL out of power. Now what?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6O2cAhVPC
Just like Jinessa said in the Jason X movie, now basically, we die.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORKdIDZuPU
Yeah. That K.M. robot ain't here to kick Jason's but like it did in the Jason X movie either.
Jason grabs one of the Warlocks by the neck and pulls it towards a sink full of liquid nitrogen. The Warlock screams while trying to break free of Jason's grip.
Jason dips the Warlock's face into the sink. The Warlocks face freezes solid. Jason lifts the Warlock's face out of the liquid nitrogen, and slams it on the counter, shattering its' face. Jason then throws the dead Warlock down.
Jason picks up his merchetti, walks up behind another Warlock, and stabs it in the back. Jason pulls the merchetti out of the Warlocks back, then drags it off screen.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg93AQ6hPu
We ain't gonna take this.
The Warlock who just spoke runs up behind Jason and jumps onto his back while having Jason in the headlock from behind.
Jason grabs the Warlock by the legs, pulls the Warlock from on his back, then breaks the Warlock's back over his knee. Jason than lets the Warlock drop to the ground.
Jason then grabs another Warlock by the neck, and bangs it's head against a wall twice, then lets the Warlock fall dead.
The last four Warlocks remaining take off running towards an open door.
Right before the Warlocks reach the door, Leather Face enters into the room spinning around and sawing the four warlocks limbs and heads off.
The limbs and heads go flying everywhere.
Jason and Leather Face hi five each other.
LEATHER FACE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR8R72pEAQ
God is Good.
Jason nods his head yes in agreement.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Infantry and another Warlock fight each other similar to a scene in the movie Enter The Dragon.
Every time the Warlock move towards Infantry, Infantry kicks the Warlock in the face making the same sound Bruce Lee made in the scene of Enter the Dragon during his fighting scene with Han.
The Warlock places a glove on his hand that has long metal claws.
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
Infantry and the Warlock get into their fighting stances while yelling, then they jump into the air moving towards each other. As they cross paths in the air, the Warlock scratches Infantry in the mid-section with his metal claws.
They both land to their feet, then both turn to face each other again
BACK TO SCENE:
Infantry notices the scratches on his stomach, and that his shirt is ripped.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeUg0y5n8n
Why you stupid idiot!
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8ZrIOhoQ6
You ripped my shirt with your stupid metal claws! And you're going to pay for it.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKponuE7o43
Pay for it? Here.
The Warlock reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet, and takes three quarters out, then tosses them to Infantry.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJX0PUfmQO
I'll give you seventy five cents for the entire shirt. And hopefully that'll be enough on any planet in the galaxy to cover the expenses for the Band-Aids you need for those scars too!
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGmnJAh0ss
Why you cheep scape trying to be a smart Alec!
SLOW MOTION SHOT:
The Warlock and Infantry jump into the air towards each other a second time. As they cross paths in the air, this time, Infantry lands a jump kick to the side of the Warlock's head, causing his head to twist, and his neck to make loud cracking sounds as it breaks.
BACK TO SCENE:
The Warlock crash lands on the ground while Infantry lands on his feet.
Infantry approaches the Warlock, gets its wallet out of its pocket, and takes the entire heap of cash out, takes a few dollars, then puts the rest of the cash back into the Warlock's wallet and sets the wallet by the Warlock's corps.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2ZwuBogox
(meaning the money he took from the Warlock's wallet)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtEUhZrei2
THIS should be enough to pay for my shirt and my band-aids for my scars too. Keep the change.
EXT. WASTE LAND - SAME TIME
Three different cars drive up to a cabin. Car doors open. A bunch of Warlocks get out of the car.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo38stPw64
Okay, a humming device says that the human beings who go door to door to deliver pizza, sail girls scout cookies, and tell people about God are in this cabin. If they move, shoot them.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhPQqEepg1
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvTPM3KrOd
Until they STOP moving.
The Warlocks walk quickly up to the cabin door. One of the Warlocks shoots the door nob and kicks the door open. Every last one of the Warlocks barge into the cabin and randomly open fire.
After about ten second of firing, they cease fire, and observe a huge can of TNT on the table that has bullet holes.
The Warlocks sigh in frustration.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR0hlQufRY
This is the EXACT same mistake those Satan worshipers made in the movie Tribulation, written by Paul and Peter Laudon. And I probably always spell their last name wrong.
Suddenly, they turn as they hear a knock at the door frame.
The Warlocks look to see, the two Elderly women, the pizza delivery boy, and the girls sailing girls scout cookies.
THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDPah9levj
Hey Pizza delivery boy, we didn't order any pizza! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfU2O7KPhW
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlK3n8uVHq
Hey door to door evangelists, you should know that we HATE God! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5vtrAURVy
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwOWWxmri9
And you little girls selling girls scout cookies, we don't want any!
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUpS896MA5
We're not here to give you Warlocks anything.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTs6J3w6Am
Than what is it you want?
GIRLS SCOUT GIRLS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr4Q05d2dh
We just have one last word we want you Warlocks to hear.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wDc2IxHu2
And what word is that.
THE TWO ELDERLY WOMEN 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lnhnF9o6J
(to the Pizza delivery boy and the two little girls)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTencCRSap
Okay everyone, 'Ca-BOOM' on the count of three. Ready? 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTLRfPJQY4
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVwW7AZcXv
One Two Three.
PIZZA DELIVERY BOY, GIRL SCOUT GIRLS, AND TWO ELDERLY WOMEN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s1gJvCuNU
(simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxDyqiZ6HY
CA-BOOM!!!
The entire cabin explodes in a huge explosion.
As the fire continues to burn, Jonny Cage signs a autograph picture of himself, and drops it near the fire.
JONNY CAGE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXWmFDpKj9
By the way Warlocks, the autograph isn't for any of you.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcdbYOMFNA
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQzBn2VYQD
It was for the people at the door.
Monk blocks the punch of a Warlock, punches him a few times, then throws an inside crescent kick to its head, knocking it down.
Sai dodges the punches and kicks of a Warlock, then throws a few punches and kicks, knocking it down.
Suddenly, a group of Warlocks run towards them.
As Monk and Sai get into their fighting stances, Screech shows up out of nowhere. The Warlocks all become scared.
SCREECH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL3loSsr5g
Hold it right there you Warlocks.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqWNlBgkkS
(meaning Sai and Monk.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQrJM4DEVS
You'll have to go through me to get to them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjngaZRyAy
Oh no. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH4uPoppCR
(to the Warlocks; meaning Screech)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZbjgAewwW
Us Warlocks can't go through him. He knows too much Karate.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47mTD6flDJ
(meaning Screech)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLRv1aFxPs
You know, maybe if we do Screech a favor, he'll back off of us and let us take the two men standing beside him.
SCREECH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCajminWPW
A favor? Please. What kind of favor do you Warlocks actually think you can do me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwTqR39r4L
Okay, you used to get picked on by jocks when you attended Bayside High School, right?
SCREECH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv9zpjeYfe
Yeah. So what? You guys plan to go after all the bullies who used to pick on me?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqA8kkq7Dc
No... 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2Tpvfhhkk
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolKKF2L6YQ
We're gonna talk about their mamas. We will talk about the mamas of the bullies who used to pick on you. Their mamas are so fat, they jumped up in the air and came back down, because they were too heavy to get stuck.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKlNlbVbBg
And their mamas are so stupid, somebody told them it was Chili outside, and they went and grabbed an ancient ipnone because they were too stupid to go get a bowl.
The Warlocks laugh.
SAI237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wrQtvFRO9
(to the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxNWtnXnPe
Auh oh...
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDxDuHpXeg
(to the Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0mq47C8Zc
Yeah... Talking about those jock's mamas....237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcczoRa4Mj
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmN6rj4X1q
That was a mistake.
Suddenly, a group of middle age women carrying purses show up. They are the MAMAS
ONE OF THE MAMAS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdbCneytc6
Hey, Warlocks!?! We're the mamas of those bullies in Saved by the Bell who used to pick on Screech. You demonic Warlocks are making fun of us behind our backs?
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsdbE7EWSL
(to the other mamas)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrBO25u9RK
Let's teach these ugly demonic Warlocks a lesson; who are so stupid, they rebelled against God and chose to follow Satan and were thrown out of heaven, and now there's no repentance for them.
ANOTHER ONE OF THE MAMAS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cyiM1XxiX
CHARGE.
Everyone of the Mamas run up to the Warlocks and attack them with their purses.
Forest Gump Shoots some of the Warlocks.
Forest Gump Jr. Shoots more of the Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13qzyWJvjF
See son, this is what we had to face in Vietnaum.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. shoots some more Warlocks.
FOREST GUMP JR.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k8cjl5lA0
I'm with you dad. I know where you're coming from...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur64lgV65h
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6BUzK6xrQ
I fought in Afganistan.
IN ANOTHER AREA
A group of Warlocks run amongst a bunch of trees while carrying their guns.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ084rFgdWBk
I believe this group of poachers and that Sheena woman came this way.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZwGsUpW8P
Remember, they could be leading us into a trap.
As they continue to run they suddenly come upon a cliff and stop.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1uZG9Fq49
Okay, this is the oldest and DUMBEST trick in the book! Do they REALLY expect for us to keep running until we fall off a cliff.
SHEENA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XCo7ZoKs6
NO!
The Warlocks turn around to see Sheena, and the same bunch of rats that were at the old cement factory.
Three of the Warlocks become frightened and jump into the arms of the remaining Warlocks.
THE THREE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D0U0BjemE
Auuuhhh! RATS! We're scared of RATS!
THE WARLOCKS HOLDING THE SCARED WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuGunJHzM3
Get off of me!
Suddenly, by not watching their step, the six of them fall off the cliff.
SHEENA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQGmZzxg9A
Who says humans should hate rats, be afraid of them, and call them pests?
A WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAui6nnIYHM
Hey there's that Sheena woman.
Sheena looks to see a large group of Warlocks.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ12AluhBrn
Let's get her.
Before the Warlocks could pursue Sheena, Sheena draws her bow and fires an arrow at one of the Warlocks.
The Warlock screams in agony as the arrow penetrates its chest. The Warlock falls to its knees, then falls to the ground.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQOOi6lZzr
Come on let's get her already.
Sheena takes off running. The group of Warlocks take off after her.
As the Warlocks continue to chase Sheena, the poachers throw spears at them, hitting a few of the Warlocks, causing them to fall dead.
The Warlocks, seeing no sign of Sheena, see the same cat that was at the cement factory.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrM5Bv5WPv
Come here you little kitten!
CAMERA follows the Warlock as it chases the cat.
The cat jumps over a trip wire. The Warlock's foot hits the trip wire, causing a bunch of boulders to tumble down the hill and hit him.
The dog that was seen at the cement factory runs up to a Warlock and bites it on the arm, attacking it.
The Lion from the cement factory jumps onto the back of a Warlock, attacking it from behind.
Sheena and the poachers obviously saw this from a distance while standing in a group. They cheer and hi-five each other.
INT. SPACE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Five Warlocks have Chucky surrounded while aiming laser guns at him. Chucky only holds a knife.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Dp5d880YB
(to Chucky)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjL2l60wXG
It looks like you're out numbered, out gunned, and outsized, doll.
The Warlocks laugh.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8qbJSxT6a
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make you get into that tall furnace oven, since you refuse to re-nouce Jesus.
One of the Warlocks open the oven.
Chucky walks into the oven, where the BRIDE OF CHUCKY stands.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNFC6b8vG3
(with excitement)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE72WAd3rFz
Honey!
CHUCKY 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc0T7kIPH8
Hey honey. I thought you would NEVER repent and accept Jesus.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWurYp1UxJ
If you can accept Jesus, any evil person can, as long as they're not a demon creature.
One of the Warlocks walk into the oven.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0OtyNNGUn
Time for me to turn up the heat, since you can't renounce Jesus once you get saved. You two are some STUPID fools to choose to die for your faith.
CHUCKY 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcxwvvQS5R
Let me tell you something, Mr. Warlock. The God me and my bride serve is with us.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlfiFP99Zy
And he is fully able to deliver us from this place in outer space.
CHUCKY 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbPYRc2Jez
And even if He doesn't.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LkShCWe5x
Rest assured that we'll NEVER go back to serving the devil and kill innocent people like we did in past Chucky movies, making it look so gross.
CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W8DAFo0Lr
Nor will we practice voodoo witch craft, which is satanic.
BRIDE OF CHUCKY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPh88B7Oja
EVER!
BOTH DOLLS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8TPSzPrKU
Amen!
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lHsTI1bdb
As you wish.
The Warlock exits the tall furnace oven, closes the furnace door, and turns on the fire full blast.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlH0gJXQCA
They should be melted by now.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta2OmgayCm
I'll take a look.
That Warlock looks into the window of the furnace, and sees that the dolls are not melting or burning.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzqPsk0uFu
Why aren't they burning!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4JGjv8piW
They're not burning?237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNUBWlvtbl
(meaning the dolls)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALPEB1kUnb
Those souls are ours. They have to die.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICSta9kBys
(meaning Jesus)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0HtCdQwBZ
It's Him... He's protecting them.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNQqKXEsH1
(meaning Jesus)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFpkoCFoGT
He can't do this! He can't do this!
One of the Warlocks walks up to the door of the furnace with his gun.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HiD2rbUUx
I'll finish them myself!
The Warlock gets ready to open the door.
THE OTHER WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMEk8Obok7
(to the Warlock who's opening the furnace door.)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwGGRplul0
NO! That's the same mistake Parker made in the movie Revelation, ALSO written by Paul and Peter Laudon.
Too late, the Warlock opens the door. All the warlocks scream as Fire blazes out and cremate every Warlock in the room.
The two dolls exit the furnace oven un-harmed.
BOTH DOLLS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaklGFDByaS
(to the movie viewing audience)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRavdzbvRl
Now THAT'S what we call amazing grace!
Chucky and the Bride of Chucky kiss each other.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
Three Warlocks stand face to face with Jason X.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEdRO1kOOl
(meaning Jason X)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfpmhkA2Yi
Guys think we can take him?
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7LfrsTySt
We can try.
The Warlocks open fire at Jason X. Jason X stands there, looking as if he feels nothing.
The Warlocks cease fire.
The first Warlock turns cartwheels towards Jason X, then does a spinning heel kick to his head.
The second Warlock barely turns front hand springs. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he slaps Jason X across the face and hurts his hand.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqB36e1zvx
OUCH! This is for making my hand hurt.
The Warlock grabs Jason X's hand and slaps him on the wrist.
THE THIRD WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KnqOuKgrO
My turn.
The third Warlock turns forward rolls. As soon as he's close enough to Jason X, he stands to his feet while out of breath and breathing hard. That Warlock flicks Jason X in the face with his index finger.
Jason X still looks as if he's un-harmed.
THE THREE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g7iN3qx3o
(to each other, speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkjtA73Poz
We might wanna run.
Jason X takes his fist and knocks each Warlock's head off.
IN BEDROOM OF VESSEL
A few Warlocks enter this bedroom, where there are a few bunk beds.
The Warlocks yawn.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBLu3QFnVa
I think I'm gonna take a little nap, then wake up and fight these Jesus worshipers.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdctHQiGYx
Wait, we can't take a nap. We can't go to sleep.
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef0LJgJqou
Why not.
THE WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PuXtiFU8T
Because Freddy Kruguar's aboard this vessel. If we go to sleep, he's gonna kill us in our nightmares.
The Warlocks turn to see Freddy entering the room while giving off a loud laugh.
FREDDY KRUGUAR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tBpIKZr7L
Haven't you satanic demon creatures read the words on the movie cartrage for the movie Wes Craven's New Nightmare? It says, 'this time, staying awake won't save you!' Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The Warlocks scream in terror.
Freddy laughs, then runs off screen to attack the Warlocks. Freddy attacking the Warlocks is heard as they scream.
FREDDY KRUGUAR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73tIOevMKi
This is for all the times Satan, your master, convinced me to kill so many innocent people in their nightmares all these years! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The Warlocks are still heard screaming while being attacked.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL.
Some Warlocks stumble upon Pennywise, who is juggling balls while balancing on a type rope.
PENNYWISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3Fb5ytGHv
Hello boys and girls... I mean Warlocks, and welcome to the circus!
ONE OF THE WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz3GifeAqI
You know what, I'm bored watching clowns perform.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapddnCpxOX
(to the other Warlocks)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMDcHxYHTn
Let's get out of here.
As the Warlocks exit the room, punches and kicks are heard being thrown. The Warlocks one at a time, get shoved back into the room with Pennywise while having bumps and bruises.
Kaun enters the room.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN9YgPsc7N
You Warlocks have two choices! Watch Pennywise perform and get bored to DEATH....237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZq92KSX37
(beat; meaning himself)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjT95r5v0y
Or suffer the WRATH OF KAUN!!!
The Warlocks sigh in frustration as the door closes.
As they continue to watch Pennywise perform, they one at a time, fall dead.
PENNYWISE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHKEpQy62a
Good. They choose to be bored to DEATH.
Pennywise laughs.
IN ANOTHER AREA OF THE VESSEL - SAME TIME
A group of Warlocks have Atilla and Fanny cornered while aiming guns at them. Atilla and Fanny look frightened.
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePT7Xsu6y4
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wjrl4C8IA
Oh good. You know that the guns we're carrying will pierce right through your force fields.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l4pZ1drym
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9EYQqmYd1
This is JUST like our favorite song.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48fxlQnjhu
(singing)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuQfrQsyjJ
I got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face suddenly show resentment and anger.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwpcpowdmy
(speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsIS1KUL0e
What did you call us!?!
THE ENTIRE GROUP OF WARLOCKS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkMBhGE8Hb
Oh, we're sorry. There's more than one of us. We mean... WE got you babe!
Atilla and Fanny's face show even more fury.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmvAakT3Be
DON'T call us babe!
Atilla and Fanny charge at the Warlocks throwing punches and kicks, knocking the Warlocks lifelessly to the ground.
ATILLA AND FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXiFQQq1pY
(frustrated; speaking simultaneously)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcOvIg7iO4
If one more person calls us babe!
EXT. THE BATTLE FIELD - CONTINUOUS
A Warlock, who's flying on a flying hoverboard, flies around while going crazy firing off screen.
Bartabe and his gang fire machine gun ammunition at that Warlock, causing it to fall lifelessly off of it's hover board.
Jaba the Hut and the little creature on it's shoulders shoots a group of Warlocks.
The wicket witch of the West throws fire balls at Warlocks while laughing
The two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 shoots a group of Warlocks.
The Crack Head Grandma shoots a few Warlocks.
The wicked witch uses her burning broom an lights a Warlock on fire.
THE WICKET WITCH237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDGi421URA
A little fire, Warlock?
Jaba The Hut kills a Warlock with a lightsavor. The little annoying animal who hangs around Jaba The Hut, kills a Warlock with a lightsavor.
The Predator jumps into the air, and stabs the Warlock who's flying on the flying hoverboard in the arm. They both fall to the ground.
The Predator's hurt, and can barely move.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S5ygSzZYq
(to the Predator)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNgTv2yYdV
Huh, you're wounded. I know what your kind does every time they're wounded.
The Warlock presses a button on a device that's wrapped around the Predator's arm, presses buttons on the device, than the device starts beeping.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k4XHXJiO3
(to the predator)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQeYtd2Jy0
And as for me, you didn't stab me in the right place! 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2EyXc6sDa
(in a teasing tone)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qSpqmORL5
I'm going to live.
Suddenly, Steve Urkle walks by and accidentally steps on the Warlocks foot.
The warlock jumps up and down while holding it's foot.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlxhSx2Wa3
(to Steve Urkle)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemok8rM28g
You stupid little nerd!
Steve looks at the Warlocks unbuckled shoe.
STEVE URKLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zuq8OQ8x2
(meaning the Warlocks unbuckled shoe)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P5dGbHczt
There's an accident waiting to happen.
Steve Urkle presses a button on the Warlocks shoe.
WARLOCK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSU9eWJWRK
NO.
The shoe tightens up way too much.
Warlock screams in agony, while jumping high up into the air. The Warlock turns horizontally in attempt to fix his shoe.
However, the Predator injects the blades from his fore arm as he saw that the Warlock was coming back down while turned horizontally, attempting to fix his shoe.
The Warlock lands on the Predator's blade.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature hanging around Jaba the Hut, the Wicked Witch, The Crack Head Grandma, AND the rival gangs, gather around where the Predator has stabbed the Warlock.
The Predator's bomb continues to count down.
STEVE URKLE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop6NdESOjv
(meaning the Warlock being stabbed)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ieO4NG4zD
Did I do that?
THE PREDATOR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTkuhB0eu6
Now that's the funniest thing Steve Urkle would say in his TV show.
The Predator starts laughing.
Steve Urkle starts laughing and snorking.
The Wicked Witch starts laughing, letting out an evil sounding laugh.
Jaba the Hut and his Little Creature start laughing.
The Crack Head Grandma goes berserk while laughing.
As the two Rival Gangs from Scary Movie 4 observe the way the Crack Head Grandma is going berserk, they fall out laughing.
The entire group continues to laugh as the bomb counts down. Then suddenly.....
BOOOOMMMM!
The explosion looks like that from a nuclear bomb.
Everything's quiet now....
The group of rats lay dead with bullet holes in their bodies.
The cat lays dead next to the dog and the lion, all having bullet holes in their bodies.
Sheena and the poachers lay dead together, having bullet holes in their bodies.
T-Rex lays dead on the ground while the Spinosaurus lays dead on the ground with it's mouth biting into T-Rex's neck. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
The Bug from Starship troopers lays dead while it's mouth is biting into the trooper, who's also dead. Both have bullet holes in their bodies.
Annie from Speed, sits lifelessly in her car with her head rested on the steering wheel and the horn going off. Not only did the car have bullet holes, but it was crashed into a tree.
Biff Tannan sits lifelessly in his black car from back to the future, with manure spilled into his car from the rear of the Manure truck. His car has bullet holes.
The three Mangalores lay dead on the ground with bullet holes in their body. Suddenly, Zorge, from the Fifth Element, stumbles onto the scene with bullet holes in his body and falls dead in front of the Mangalores.
Forest Gump and Forest Gump Jr. who have bullet wholes in their bodies, sit lifelessly against a wall with their arms rapped around each other and smiles on their faces and their eyes closed.
A wooden banner sits on their lap that reads: Happily reunited in Heaven with Jenny and Bubbah.
CAMERA SHOWS a sign that clearly reads: NOTE... This is the happiest moment of Screech's LIFE...
CAMERA PANS down to show Screech laying dead on the ground with his eyes closed and a smile on his face, with two hot chicks laying dead in each of his arms with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces as well while having bullet holes in their bodies.
Micheal Myers lays dead while buried up to his neck in halloween candy. A bullet hole is in his head.
The alien lays lifelessly on the ground with bullet holes in it's body. A baby Alien hatches out of it's stomach with a bullet wound to it's head. The baby alien falls dead.
The five blind boys sit lifelessly against a wall with bullet holes in their bodies. A wooden banner sits in their lap that reads: Was blind but now we see... in God's kingdom...
The Dixie Humming Birds lay dead next to a large cage full of humming birds. The cage door automatically opens, allowing the humming birds to fly out of the cage.
The Thugs dead body, which has bullet holes, lays on the ground facing Officer Smith's dead body, who's hand holds a baton as it rests on the thug's head.
It looks as if Officer Smith was beating The Thug with the baton. Officer Smith's body also has bullet holes.
EXT. SPACE VESSEL - CONTINUOUS
Atilla, Infantry, Fanny, and Kaun get into a space craft. Kaun is in the pilots seat.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7aveGkOdy
Where's the evil movie characters who have just given their lives to Jesus.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMQEzxbtI9
Well first of all, they're not evil anymore, being that they accepted Jesus. Secondly, they want us to save ourselves while they deal with Grumpy, who's in the bridge of this ship.
Kaun starts pressing holographic buttons on a holographic screen as the door to the space craft closes.
The space vessel's compartment opens.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
Grumpy slowly approaches the bomb that's counting down from five. As the bomb reaches the number two, Grumpy drops a card into the slaught of the bomb, causing it to stop at number two.
Suddenly, Grumpy looks to see Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, Leather Face, Chucky, and the Bride of Chucky entering the bridge.
Leather face sets his chain saw on the floor, and pulls out a device and starts pressing buttons. Leather Face finally presses the last button.
VOICE ON BOMB237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmgIkiT7UW
Count down until destruction will start back in exactly two seconds.
LEATHER FACE237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR7ALljQuI
For the Honor. Honor and Glory be to God.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXbJ26tJxU
Oh no!
The entire group of former evil characters give off an great laugh.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5CFnNnDHT
Okay Kaun, why haven't we left yet.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45ipCWOd0t
Because we can't leave.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0myhAW8vDF
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2lO6IJcKS
Because we're not SUPPOSED to leave....
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry receive confused looks on their faces.
INT. BRIDGE OF SPACE VESSEL
The bomb counts down: 2...1...0...
All seven of the former evil movie characters still stand their.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1PrXdcFYp
OHHHH NOOOOO!
FREDDY KRUGUAR237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmTSz5KiV9
(imitating the guy in the famous 'oh yeah' song)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte8PbyuWjn
Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh!
Leather Face presses a button on the remote. A disco ball hanging from the ceiling of the bridge starts spinning as the song "Oh Yeah," starts playing.
GRUMPY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10vi6SHlnk
OOOHHHH NOOOO
A few more seconds into the song, Freddy, Jason, Jason X, Leather Face, and Pennywise began doing the running man dance to the song.
Chucky, and the bride of Chucky, kiss each other on the lips one last time.
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Kaun and the three others are still in the space craft.
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3is3jrDpN4
What do you mean we're not supposed to leave?
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxey5l3KIX5
....without saying, GOOD BYE!
Kaun presses the button.
The space craft zooms out of the compartment.
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry fall backwards.
FANNY, INFANTRY, AND ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PaMkHGRWe
WAAAAOOOH!
EXT. SPACE - CONTINUOUS
The space vessel gives off a massive explosion...
INT. SPACE CRAFT - CONTINUOUS
Fanny, Atilla, and Infantry get back up.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnfL98S6ka
(to Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc5NLC5lb5
You know, ever since the 20th century, the century I was born in, it's been against the law to not have your seat belt on.
FANNY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjJOV2WUg8
Uah, Kaun.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYMNpEqk7w
Yeah, Fanny, what is it?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnKqRK2l3G
You know what? As a matter of fact, I'll tell you this for Fanny...
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6sOOkHSnf
Okay what?
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAkkXcaolo
Don't EVER scare us like that while we're in a space vessel that's about to explode again!
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tgG0YfB69
Atilla, Fanny, now you know good and well that this move is a spoof that's supposed to make fun of other movies. Like the final scene of the movie Pitch Black when Reddic did what he did before....
INFANTRY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBYhpFAqYt
(interrupting)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp8cOQyGAU
Yeah... We saw the movie.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu2pzvQrg8
Okay, okay, don't have a cow.... Or more say, don't have a person like me.
Infantry, Atilla, Fanny, look at Kaun funny.
KAUN237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nuIMI2fhq
Well, in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness, I was the worst evil organism....237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb06WqxA0V
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF4GLXmuXx
Until I accepted Jesus that is.
Infantry, Atilla, and Fanny nod their heads sarcastically.
EXT. PLANET - DAY
People cheer as the space craft starts to land.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DXGqo5Ku7
We won! We WON!
Wilbert Wado and the goof troop 2400 hug each other. They then hug Disco, Mr. Wise, Ray & Charles, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Game Boy, Jonny Cage, and The Movie Buff.
The door to the space craft opens. Kaun, Atilla, Fanny, and Infantry get out of the space craft hugging Sai, Simon Phonix, and Monk while cheering.
Wilbert Wado presses a button on an old CD player. The song "Love Liberty Disco," by THE NEWS BOYS starts to play.
People dance and celebrate.
CAMERA SHOWS Infantry, Simon Phonix, Atilla, Sai, Monk, and Fanny dancing.
Mr. Wise dances with Miss Wise while holding both of each other's hands.
Ray, Charles, and Disco Dance to the music.
DISCO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3a8H1Xbyo
Disco! My favorite kind of music.
RAY237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmkrcC9mbB
This was the last disco song released back in the 20th century.
CHARLES237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3RhtFe6p8
Yep. News Boys. Released way back in 1999...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5c8I9ZFeq
(beat)237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf84V03zZDD
I think.
Jonny Cage, Carl From Starship Troopers, The Movie Buff, and the Game Boy dance to the song, along with Bartabe and his gang of criminals.
INT. HEAVEN
Song continues.
All the characters who prayed with Mr. Wise to accept Jesus dance to the song, along with the many people in Heaven.
The rats dance with the cat, the dog, and the lion.
Sheena dance to the song with the poachers.
Forest Gump, and Forest Gump Jr. dance with Jenny and Bubba from the movie Forest Gump.
Annie and Biff dance to the song.
The giant bug dances with the Starship Trooper.
Spinosaurus dances with T-Rex.
Charles Lee Ray from the movie Child's Play dances while holding the chucky doll.
Jennifer from Bride of Chucky, and the other lady who was transformed into the Female doll in the movie Bride of Chucky dance while tossing the female Child's play Doll back and forth to one another.
The two females hi-five each other.
Jesus gives a thumbs up to Freddy, Micheal Myers, Jason, Jason X, Pennywise, and Leather Face.
JESUS237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEWfnulQdU
Well done my good and faithful servants.
Freddy's burn scars suddenly heal and he looks like a normal man.
Jason, Jason X, Micheal Myers, and Leather Face takes off their masks, revealing their handsome faces.
The Predator and Alien dance to the music.
The huge alien from Independence Day 2 joins the predator and Alien in their dance while giving a hi five to the Alien and the Predator.
The Crack head Grandma, the two elderly women, the girls scout girls, the pizza delivery boy, along with the two rival gangs dance to the song with Officer Smith and The Thug.
Jaba the Hut, the little creature on Jaba's shoulder, Steve Urkel, and the wicket witch, who now looks like a normal woman dance to the song as she holds her broom.
Zorge and the Mangalores dance.
Screech Dances to the song along with the two beautiful girls he died next to.
The blind boys of Alabama and the Dixie Humming Birds dance to the song.
PRODUCER237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrFlH8ccBJ
Annnnnd CUT!
Everyone breaks from what they're doing.
Song stops.
Producer walks onto screen.
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And that's a rap. Good job everybody!
Everybody claps.
DISSOLVE TO:
The credits are showing as the producer talks to Wilbert Wado and the Goof Troop 2400. People and aliens walk about and socialize in the back ground.
A flying car flies by.
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This is gonna be the best spoof movie of this 24th century generation.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqnzoJqjWS
Thanks for the encouragement. We put a lot of time and effort into this. That's why the screenplay to this movie is 130 pages long.
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Now let's talk about the way you killed off Micheal Myers, Jason Voorhies, Chucky, the Bride of Chucky, Jason X, Freddy Kreugar, Leather Face, and Pennywise.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65gDHaVr7C
What did you wanna say about that.
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They were granted entry into heaven because they accepted Jesus into their lives.237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wMWvPpZBH
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Now THAT'S how you kill off horror movie characters who keep coming back.
WILBERT WADO237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQOc4KUWPz
Yeah. If you can't kill them off, get them to repent. THEN kill them off.
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Here's another thing you should do with this script. You should make a copy of it, and I think it would be great for you to sent it back in time to 2026, and have it posted on Penana under the name Ronnyi Guy. 237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcRTmMgS0Y
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And for SURE, when people on Penana read this part of the script, they're sure to find it hilarious.
The rest of the goof troop respond in ad-libs.
The Dixie humming birds and Blind boys of Alabama sing together while standing in a circle.
Other people who were in this movie speak in the back ground.
Sai, Infantry, Fanny, Atilla, Simon Phonix, and Monk stand while speaking to The Game boy in ad-libs.
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Of course for people who see the film, or even read this script will have to be old enough to remember the Game Boy pocket game system in order to laugh at my name.
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That won't be anyone in this generation.
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Yeah, this is the 24th century. Game Boy is 400 years old almost.
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No I'm not.
ATILLA237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknU3x7Mgi8
Not you, silly. The game system.
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That's pretty much me. I mean I AM the biggest video game buff alive.
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As a man thinks of himself, so is he.
MONK237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeoXg1K508
Yeah, that's in the bible.
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But don't get us wrong. Thinking of yourself as a video game buff isn't a bad thing. I mean, as long as video games are not your God.
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No, my God is the same person as you guys' God...237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETIYWy9zad
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Jesus Christ.
THE ENTIRE GROUP237Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK2lyPKtvK
Amen.
INT. WEAR HOUSE - DAY
CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS into the Mortal Kombat 2 Video game. Shang T-sung still holds the guy after sucking his soul out. Suddenly, Shang T-sung drops the Decayed Warlock and gives off a loud laughter.
CAMRA ZOOMS IN CLOSELY to show that Shang T-sung wears a neckless with Jesus on the cross.
FADE OUT:
The end...
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and then Add to home screen.