Sarah跟我一起拆開私家偵探的報告。要不是Sarah在身邊,我應該一輩子都不敢拆開報告來看。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQ18IOuKNEo
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丈夫的外遇對象是比我和丈夫大五年的,長相普通的女子,他們在運動場裡認識。丈夫個性低調木訥,不喜歡跟朋友聚會,話也很少,唯一嗜好就是長跑。外遇女子跟我丈夫有相同興趣,這似乎就是我「輸」的原因。87Please respect copyright.PENANAPkGHsiNHvU
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「你沒有『輸』給什麼,你也沒有做錯任何事。」Sarah總是反覆說着這句話,「做錯的,要感到慚愧的,應該是他們兩個才對哦。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAAbeANCzOOz
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後來,Sarah還提出了一些報復建議:「要不要找個人『不小心』剪破他們兩個人心愛的球鞋,或者在他們吃着早餐卿卿我我的時候,『不小心』在他們頭上倒瀉一杯凍華田?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAfWH8mGOOiW
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這些報復建議實在太幼稚,而且Sarah本來喜歡亂說話,當時我沒想過她當真。87Please respect copyright.PENANALUOlVvBZel
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在他們頭上淋下帶冰的凍華田,那畫面應該狼狽又滑䅲,我或許也會得到報復的快感,但之後呢?只會更空虛吧?「我倒是想你幫我做一件事。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAY787styswH
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「好啊。」Sarah爽快地說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAoG77RfgbeO
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Sarah替我張羅離婚需要填寫或準備的文件,告訴我離婚的流程。Sarah其實比我更怕這些繁複的手續,但她還是耐着性子幫我打點一切。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhmivY8kqto
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離婚表格都準備好了,我卻一直沒勇氣去填,一直用透明文件夾套好放到抽屜裡,像把塵埃掃到牆的暗角,我一直知道它存在,但就是還沒有解決它的衝動。有人說,結婚需要一時衝動,需要腦袋一頭熱,認定對方值得相守一生的衝動。我想離婚也需要這種衝動,需要恨得餘生不想再與這人有瓜葛的衝動。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmFhG7lBPaD
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我就在那段猶豫着是否離婚的日子,學習投資美股。為什麼是美股呢,因為美國時間與香港日夜顛倒,很適合失眠的漫漫長夜,壓住亂竄的胡思亂想。87Please respect copyright.PENANAPSrChjA7XB
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我和Sarah一起學習閱讀上市公司的季報和年報,學習分析哪個價位適合入市。即使有時分析錯誤,錢反正是我丈夫的,虧掉也不心痛,賺的就是我的私己錢。87Please respect copyright.PENANApSYSOsTI7l
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Sarah對股票或投資的事,一點也不感興趣,她只是陪伴我,做我想做的事情。我因為股票賺了一些錢,覺得自己不是一無是處,重新建立起自信心。就在此時,我的婚姻又有了一個奇妙的轉折。87Please respect copyright.PENANAMipJJwERWU
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我丈夫求我復合。87Please respect copyright.PENANAM1uwajhtL5
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我說,給我一周時間好好想想,但我只想了兩天,就決定跟他重修舊好,我還是想再相信他一次。87Please respect copyright.PENANAv8aXvkY2cL
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不久之後,輪到Sarah跟何鶴常因借錢不還一事鬧翻了,那時候換成Sarah向我大吐苦水,我很明白信任和善良被白白糟蹋的感覺。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0pJRdPnMmt
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每次提起何鶴常,Sarah都會非常生氣。「我真想找個人揍他一頓,可是為了他再花錢,又覺得錢花得太冤枉。我已經被他騙去二十萬積蓄啊,我辛辛苦苦儲起來的錢耶!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAc3loBCE8xl
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於是,Sarah想到,要是有人願意替她報個小仇,她也願意以同樣方法回報對方。這個方法的好處就是,萬一被教訓的人報警,也查不到他們的仇人那裡去,大家都安全。87Please respect copyright.PENANA21kYSmvIJn
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不過那時候的這個想法,終究只是一個想法而已。要說這就是坪洲何鶴常這個組織的雛形,也的確可以這樣說。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7rhAeKSjz6
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在何鶴常失蹤的那時候,坪洲何鶴常這個組織才真正成立。那時候Sarah已經跟何光峰離婚,重返校園念博士學位。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfqouWgfM4q
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Sarah堅決不信何鶴常因為意外才失蹤,她認為他四處向人借錢沒還,為了避開債主才匿藏起來。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5vnMdGDysI
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「我想讓『坪洲何鶴常』這個名字變成一種⋯⋯都市傳說似的東西?就是大家一說起『坪洲何鶴常』,首先會想到『這個欠錢不還的混蛋!』我想做到這種效果。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA4lY9sDYKqG
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Sarah提及想成立一個報復俱樂部時,眉色起舞地說。
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【百合/殺手】# 坪洲何鶴常
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Last updated: May 14, 2026
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