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廢噏日記2026
ISSUE #48
Author: 詩澄
Published:
Feb 16, 2026
廢噏日記2026
Author: 詩澄
Published:
Feb 16, 2026
ISSUE #48
【17/2 DAY 48】是日廢噏精選：親戚稱呼計算機
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【17/2 DAY 48】是日廢噏精選：親戚稱呼計算機

年初一，開始要出去拜年。你諗定啲三姑六婆點稱呼未？

有個app好好玩，叫做「三姑六婆——親戚稱呼計算機」，有咗佢就萬無一失。

媽媽個細佬個女個老公個仔，叫咩？115Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tYT3zAZmV
爸爸個家姐個老公個弟個仔，叫咩？

其實都唔難計嘅，真係計數咁，諗住佢棵family tree，知道佢係長輩、平輩定後輩咁就好易計㗎喇。

不過，稱呼係第一句，講「恭喜發財」係第二句，講「多謝」係第三句。然後，各有各喺同一個空間生存幾個鐘，食餐飯咁。

好彩嘅，佢唔會理你；唔好彩嘅，長輩嘅話，會問埋啲無謂問題，問到你想踢佢出門口；後輩嘅，你可能要同佢玩到佢走為止。

無論點都好啦，新年有假放係一件好事。

恭喜發財！身體健康！

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廢噏日記2026
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Last updated: Jul 12, 2026
Total word count: 35,599
Total reading time: 119 Minutes
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