My girlfriend sat me down one evening with the seriousness of a doctor about to deliver bad news.
“We need to talk,” she said.
Ah yes. The four words every man fears more than taxes.
She continued:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirunW85AHN
“You don’t… brush properly.”
I blinked. “I brush every day.”
“Yes, but you brush like you’re trying to negotiate peace with your teeth. Gently. Confused. Unsupervised.”
I didn’t know brushing techniques could cause relationship tension, but here we were.
So to prove my commitment (and avoid further dental-based insults), I bought the most advanced toothbrush I could find.
Day 1:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDEVFStBkm
I turned it on. It lit up like a spaceship.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfySO21ABQ
My girlfriend whispered, “Finally, technology that can save us.”
My first brushing score: 54.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopVEXAvIoC
She laughed so hard she almost cried.
Day 5:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL7upa7LRR
I started checking my brushing score more obsessively than my bank balance.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyfkHhSLXu
The app showed maps of my mouth—red, yellow, green—like a dental traffic report.
Girlfriend: “You missed your upper molars.”170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHILaqCO2tg
Me: already ashamed before she finished the sentence
Day 10:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTurMIO4Tgf
Score: 92170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDRGDS23M0
Girlfriend: “I’m… proud of you.”170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsahr7KnjO
I felt like a knight who had completed a holy quest.
Day 14:170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXP2XA8Nxm
I earned enough reward points for a free brush head.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQWNKkE5U7
My girlfriend called it “personal growth.”
Look—therapy is expensive.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjZptAoh43
But a toothbrush that teaches discipline, self-awareness, and actual brushing technique?170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2RV0mViXB
That’s emotional development right there.
Honestly, the toothbrush didn’t just make my brushing better.170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3eGCgxgQ5
It saved my relationship…170Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMgn4K0gmB
…from my brushing.
and then Add to home screen.