作者:假週更真混更,延續上一集的cp風,這次就來繼續寫cp。(對還是懶得寫三國篇的)73Please respect copyright.PENANAvOl4hzlat2
本篇含有青山松柏x燕荊高和秦政斯x燕軻離的cp(或cb?)向73Please respect copyright.PENANAKZWqlOt6Ti
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韓政非推門而入,目光掃了一圈客廳 。「嗯,很好,看來需要的人都在。」
秦政斯聞言瞪了她一眼:「韓政非,你又要搞什麼鬼?」
韓政非笑了笑:「又不是只整你。」隨後她目光轉向燕軻離。「委屈一下軻離小姐了。嗯…你們兩位(青山松柏、燕荊高)也一起加入的話…」
「……」燕荊高和青山松柏不約而同的沉默了。韓政非連忙解釋道:「其實主辦方給我送了個問卷,說是什麼『相性問卷』。我在想應該很適合你們回答。問題就是只有一張卷子…」
「很簡單,兩組交錯著回答不就好了。」韓政非還沒說完,漢邦良就替她想好怎麼麼解決了。
「嗯,好主意,那現在就開始答吧。」
(青山松柏、燕荊高答單數題,秦政斯、燕軻離答雙數題。括號裡面的有時候會是角色的想法)(此為作者的想法)73Please respect copyright.PENANAPMSklzoxE8
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1 请问您的名字?73Please respect copyright.PENANA9r6QNiLQm2
青山松柏:都幾集了,應該不用說了吧73Please respect copyright.PENANAfazk95FQgv
韓政非:嗯嗯(不對,這個計數單位怎麼好像…)73Please respect copyright.PENANA1zaPxY1r32
2 年龄是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAprrMvk3WXp
秦政斯:上千歲有了(雖然外貌不會變)73Please respect copyright.PENANAsQZNbgapwu
3 性别是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAZryb9exA0B
燕軻離:這還需要答?73Please respect copyright.PENANADaHcFLZyYU
韓政非:應該不用73Please respect copyright.PENANAi8qfTkEmEX
4 请问您的性格是怎样的?73Please respect copyright.PENANAMH1RbfHGcx
燕軻離:偏冷靜73Please respect copyright.PENANAPXht994fR9
秦政斯:是冷漠73Please respect copyright.PENANA5SXyUFDHPr
燕軻離:那是你
燕荊高:你倆是偷偷玩起了「只能說三個字」的遊戲嗎?73Please respect copyright.PENANAFD90Brl2L1
5 对方的性格?73Please respect copyright.PENANAq8UAMBL3fF
燕荊高:冷靜果決73Please respect copyright.PENANA386pLaRCGZ
青山松柏:溫和善良
燕軻離:爹一定很好奇這倆怎麼在一起的
6 两个人是什么时候相遇的?在哪里?73Please respect copyright.PENANABHZyCswiEu
秦政斯:就是在這裡,她每天都想刺殺我
韓政非:很合理啊73Please respect copyright.PENANAiQxs7c6YiM
7 对对方的第一印象?73Please respect copyright.PENANAQlNUKG8Gkr
青山松柏:覺得他…擊筑還挺好聽的73Please respect copyright.PENANAvAWhmcAddd
燕荊高:我倒覺得他看著挺不好相處
秦政斯:我也覺得大哥看著很不好相處73Please respect copyright.PENANA8mQlm3z21m
燕軻離:兄長所言極是73Please respect copyright.PENANAMDvIdTPNkr
青山松柏:……?73Please respect copyright.PENANAVGqsF1tTjm
8 喜欢对方哪一点呢?73Please respect copyright.PENANAkFOl9Zmtan
秦政斯:喜歡?沒有這種東西的
9 讨厌对方哪一点?73Please respect copyright.PENANAbDC6OdZdXX
燕荊高:不同國家這點
韓政非:真要同國家你們不就成骨科了73Please respect copyright.PENANAtlv7ljx8RR
秦政斯:秦家六個人來這裡,四個都是骨科,還缺他一個?73Please respect copyright.PENANA0n8eJnaay9
(作者:沒來那個是秦恬蘇,也就是蒙恬和扶蘇的cp擬人,出生晚了沒來得及出現。)73Please respect copyright.PENANAFcPJ26y8Gv
10 您觉得自己与对方相性好么?73Please respect copyright.PENANA7B29zMDqqQ
燕軻離:你說呢
11 您怎么称呼对方?73Please respect copyright.PENANACv4TreNvZS
青山松柏:還能怎麼稱呼,叫本名啊
韓政非:好直接啊 (一個虎狼之秦,一個邊境蠻荒之地的燕國,確實難有啥特別的稱呼法…)73Please respect copyright.PENANABSCrcdnbXT
12 您希望怎样被对方称呼?73Please respect copyright.PENANAeyNX8NvlxV
燕軻離:別叫對方比較好,晦氣
13 如果以动物来做比喻,您觉得对方是?73Please respect copyright.PENANA6zsXuhvpts
青山松柏:像鶴73Please respect copyright.PENANAG8SSzSAHyN
燕荊高:…不會只是因為我是白髮吧
韓政非:不是這原因,白髮為什麼一定要是鶴73Please respect copyright.PENANAAcrEYWN7Fq
秦政斯:(指著燕軻離)像她,我就覺得她像隻老鼠73Please respect copyright.PENANACmm11EjwHr
韓政非:(倒是蠻會污辱人的啊…)73Please respect copyright.PENANAXbM1wthUtE
14 如果要送礼物给对方,您会送?73Please respect copyright.PENANAXcYm1P219g
燕軻離:刀片73Please respect copyright.PENANAdgpJViEv6i
秦政斯:毒藥73Please respect copyright.PENANAMASZeSpDDR
燕軻離:我不是你家韓非
韓政非:???73Please respect copyright.PENANAO5YAWC3gM7
(作者:韓非(也是政非的父親之一)原本是韓國公子,後來因為才學好被韓王派去秦國阻止嬴政攻打韓國,最後被嫉妒他的李斯用毒酒害死)
15 那么您自己想要什么礼物呢?73Please respect copyright.PENANAyWxP0wqyiH
燕荊高:沒什麼想要的…
16 对对方有哪里不满么?一般是什么事情?73Please respect copyright.PENANApWXCVxo7PO
秦政斯:不滿可多了,妳怕是要寫到手斷
韓政非:沒事你說,我自有辦法73Please respect copyright.PENANAYwQ57dXHJX
(以下省略3000字兼大量秦政斯和燕軻離打架畫面)73Please respect copyright.PENANACeg0EePVgr
17 您的毛病是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAUJi7tgw0d2
青山松柏:…表裡不一?73Please respect copyright.PENANADrFwES0axn
燕荊高:待人太溫和73Please respect copyright.PENANAsHu28VGdck
18 对方的毛病是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ8o2mJVXW
韓政非:這可不興問啊…他倆剛消停呢73Please respect copyright.PENANAWHKA6wmgU1
19 对方做什么样的事情会让您不快?73Please respect copyright.PENANAoPYzflMgKz
燕荊高:目前好像沒有
韓政非:只交往一兩週很合理啊73Please respect copyright.PENANAnvKB9JaLUV
韓非斯(一般路過):說的好像妳交往很久似的73Please respect copyright.PENANAm3aQ6c5758
20 您做的什么事情会让对方不快?73Please respect copyright.PENANAJtdeLUXFvK
燕軻離:還挺多的73Please respect copyright.PENANA2hnmuS6r5K
秦政斯:你也知道啊73Please respect copyright.PENANAXBTIX1vk7F
燕軻離:但我不想說(偷笑)
韓政非:還以為又要打架了73Please respect copyright.PENANAJZVVh7uhv5
21 你们的关系到达何种程度了?73Please respect copyright.PENANA93ralHY5cz
韓政非:這還用說,男女…不,男男朋友唄73Please respect copyright.PENANAFAvk67IiWW
青山松柏:……73Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kqo5uH3sn
燕荊高:……73Please respect copyright.PENANADYvEytUggO
22 两个人初次约会是在哪里?73Please respect copyright.PENANANMfNaOQ242
秦政斯:…沒這種東西
韓政非:真要有的話,你倆不得打到把房子拆了73Please respect copyright.PENANAChOl7yOW9b
23 那时候俩人的气氛怎样?73Please respect copyright.PENANAwPfg4gStqD
燕荊高:(轉頭)不好說
韓政非:是我想的那個嗎…?73Please respect copyright.PENANAHVA1PAT62F
青山松柏:沒什麼,不過每次都會有人在看而已73Please respect copyright.PENANAALlPAPQUd1
韓政非:呵呵(心虛)73Please respect copyright.PENANAQn6LpzL3RB
24 那时进展到何种程度?73Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Vg6pbeSa
燕軻離:天天打架的程度?
韓政非:(苦笑)不知道的人還以為妳被家暴呢73Please respect copyright.PENANAD7x0EEJrxq
25 经常去的约会地点?73Please respect copyright.PENANAabPJyqgBqy
青山松柏:…前院
韓政非:下次去幫你們添點落花的浪漫效果73Please respect copyright.PENANAdOlx2OApfi
(作者:被我忘在倉庫裡的角色特殊能力顯示,韓政非能召喚藍色花雨)73Please respect copyright.PENANARMinqEfjTs
26 您会为对方的生日做什么样的准备?73Please respect copyright.PENANA6eUHFmqrO8
燕軻離:準備殺掉他73Please respect copyright.PENANAAzriQcCdzB
秦政斯:那還真是謝謝你啊
27 是由哪一方先告白的?73Please respect copyright.PENANAgyup03i5sv
青山松柏:……我
韓政非:有啥好害羞的
燕荊高:他沒害羞,但他告白的時候我在發呆,幾乎沒聽到73Please respect copyright.PENANA6YijCNow2b
韓政非:(憋笑)73Please respect copyright.PENANAZWIRJTaLs8
28 您有多喜欢对方?73Please respect copyright.PENANA1j20NkXFX6
秦政斯:不如問問我們多討厭對方?73Please respect copyright.PENANAguBelawZ1F
韓政非:欸別別別,我不想再看你們拆房子了73Please respect copyright.PENANAk54EY5EEYi
29 那么,您爱对方么?73Please respect copyright.PENANAZeLJ1caB5g
燕荊高:或許吧73Please respect copyright.PENANAd3sNYSHu0r
青山松柏:嗯73Please respect copyright.PENANACSWWxE0GsM
30 对方说什么会让你觉得没辙?73Please respect copyright.PENANAtBYaUURjjf
燕軻離:他說他今晚讓自己妹妹當保鑣時,但問題是他妹妹沒辦法深夜加班。73Please respect copyright.PENANANfi6agfhQU
秦政斯:……73Please respect copyright.PENANANgorzFLY2e
31 如果觉得对方有变心的嫌疑,你会怎么做?73Please respect copyright.PENANA4JZqibG1QB
燕荊高:靜觀其變73Please respect copyright.PENANAGRL0OvfEFT
青山松柏:暗中調查,真有其事的話…
韓政非:你也沒辦法怎樣吧,我們又殺不死
32 可以原谅对方变心么?73Please respect copyright.PENANA28NtHIbRk9
秦政斯:我管那刺客喜歡誰,別跟跟著我就行73Please respect copyright.PENANAyu0Ml7KhSo
燕軻離:要不是為了殺你,誰會想跟著你
33 如果约会时对方迟到一小时以上怎办?73Please respect copyright.PENANAGgrKNKqd67
燕荊高:…不怎麼樣73Please respect copyright.PENANAvO6GegPFEc
青山松柏:…你還是太善良了點
34 最喜欢对方身体的哪个部分?73Please respect copyright.PENANAVkajjU6kE4
燕軻離:這題是故意的吧?(掏出匕首)
韓政非:是是是,我馬上跳過73Please respect copyright.PENANA8fbbRhQqxH
35 对方性感的表情?73Please respect copyright.PENANAMscUXXkYHL
燕荊高:怎樣才算是性感?73Please respect copyright.PENANACE1MQrhqgH
青山松柏:你還是別知道的好…73Please respect copyright.PENANA64QPR4Aq8J
36 两个人在一起的时候,最让你觉得心跳加速的时候?73Please respect copyright.PENANA5AvOxX3wBA
秦政斯:被追殺的時候?73Please respect copyright.PENANAeIGIXeTt5X
燕軻離:那很心跳加速了
37 会向对方撒谎吗?技术好不好?73Please respect copyright.PENANA56isZX5y40
燕荊高:不太會,因為會馬上被看出來
韓政非:這就是法家一把手的含金量73Please respect copyright.PENANABXLZ56Ug38
38 做什么事情的时候觉得最幸福?73Please respect copyright.PENANAfl0Alc8ie9
燕軻離:一樣沒有
韓政非:你倆真的很無聊
秦政斯:我現在也覺得很無聊,什麼時候放我回去加班73Please respect copyright.PENANAaOlOpUHHHG
韓政非:快了,你等等73Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8uqBLzrUS
39 曾经吵架么?73Please respect copyright.PENANAJjIPojzoDT
青山松柏:我們不常吵架的73Please respect copyright.PENANAi8ObXgZCX9
40 都是些什么吵架呢?73Please respect copyright.PENANA6jlVmVbpbZ
韓政非:很多啊,被偷襲什麼的73Please respect copyright.PENANAy7RVuJbOC7
燕軻離:那叫刺殺73Please respect copyright.PENANA6QbYmOAWBu
41 之后如何和好?73Please respect copyright.PENANAvOnxU9wO6q
(為了方便回答所以決定讓秦政斯和燕軻離答這題,青山松柏和燕荊高答下題,之後再切回來)
秦政斯:沒在和好的73Please respect copyright.PENANAxEQUBSrVEG
燕軻離:嗯73Please respect copyright.PENANAOgHpqNwPH5
42 转世后还希望做恋人么?73Please respect copyright.PENANApDGi5Uyisj
燕荊高:是挺想的,但我們也不會死,哪來的下輩子
韓政非:嗯,確實73Please respect copyright.PENANACuvrfHtpvb
43 什么时候会觉得自己被爱着?73Please respect copyright.PENANAFEP2tmx04Z
青山松柏:被關心的時候
韓政非:(拿了本筆記本抄下來)73Please respect copyright.PENANAUMHLwX57kb
44 您的爱情表现方式是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAUWafKLw5tM
秦政斯:……算了
韓政非:早就知道你倆不會回答這題了73Please respect copyright.PENANAXDzfig2EPl
45 什么时候会让您觉得“已经不爱我了”?73Please respect copyright.PENANAfgEfUNtI5f
燕荊高:我沒有這麼玻璃心,他也沒有
韓政非:你們繼續說(抄筆記)73Please respect copyright.PENANAbCVsQMseeS
46 您觉得与对方相配的花是?73Please respect copyright.PENANAjHwOxHuCkH
燕軻離:砍不死的老妖花吧。73Please respect copyright.PENANAm9G5zDp4Ok
秦政斯:你這是稱讚還是嘲諷?73Please respect copyright.PENANAgRqSMLBtS8
燕軻離:你想多了,我有可能稱讚你嗎73Please respect copyright.PENANAwg64KbKVIT
47 俩人之间有互相隐瞒的事情么?73Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bl2doHcmr
青山松柏:肯定是會有的,比如自己經歷了什麼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAcQ6GpMP5T0
48 您的自卑感来自?73Please respect copyright.PENANA0w9urzQenJ
秦政斯:沒有,這和相性有什麼關係嗎
韓政非:我也不知道…73Please respect copyright.PENANA7SKYnHz8Xn
49 俩人的关系是公开还是秘密的?73Please respect copyright.PENANAgBJjlDitqE
韓政非:反正你倆在中秋夜是做的事已經被這裡所有人知道了73Please respect copyright.PENANADMsyNAIQjT
燕軻離:(無言)…嗯
50 您觉得与对方的爱是否能维持永久? 73Please respect copyright.PENANAEqVpnZmWlp
燕軻離:愛能不能維持不知道,恨意能維持永久我倒是很確定。
韓政非:這倒是確定了沒錯,但也很難說吧73Please respect copyright.PENANAxUB4Z6Ozlh
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作者:總之寫完了,你問我為啥會忘記人物的特殊能力?因為你善(和朋友學廢了)


