作者:假週更真混更,延續上一集的cp風,這次就來繼續寫cp。(對還是懶得寫三國篇的)74Please respect copyright.PENANAcRrI1Bhogc
本篇含有青山松柏x燕荊高和秦政斯x燕軻離的cp(或cb?)向74Please respect copyright.PENANAbqSO9lqexT
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韓政非推門而入,目光掃了一圈客廳 。「嗯,很好,看來需要的人都在。」
秦政斯聞言瞪了她一眼:「韓政非,你又要搞什麼鬼?」
韓政非笑了笑:「又不是只整你。」隨後她目光轉向燕軻離。「委屈一下軻離小姐了。嗯…你們兩位(青山松柏、燕荊高)也一起加入的話…」
「……」燕荊高和青山松柏不約而同的沉默了。韓政非連忙解釋道:「其實主辦方給我送了個問卷,說是什麼『相性問卷』。我在想應該很適合你們回答。問題就是只有一張卷子…」
「很簡單,兩組交錯著回答不就好了。」韓政非還沒說完,漢邦良就替她想好怎麼麼解決了。
「嗯,好主意,那現在就開始答吧。」
(青山松柏、燕荊高答單數題,秦政斯、燕軻離答雙數題。括號裡面的有時候會是角色的想法)(此為作者的想法)74Please respect copyright.PENANA62DZjUK3cl
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1 请问您的名字?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3DOyTyuVEt
青山松柏:都幾集了,應該不用說了吧74Please respect copyright.PENANAPIPA46tsgL
韓政非:嗯嗯(不對,這個計數單位怎麼好像…)74Please respect copyright.PENANAHbbrG5fxeD
2 年龄是?74Please respect copyright.PENANAqyXhDaLOT2
秦政斯:上千歲有了(雖然外貌不會變)74Please respect copyright.PENANAhVsX0FF9Ac
3 性别是?74Please respect copyright.PENANApHEweId9iI
燕軻離:這還需要答?74Please respect copyright.PENANA32f4vB6zT1
韓政非:應該不用74Please respect copyright.PENANAQJp56qrTkb
4 请问您的性格是怎样的?74Please respect copyright.PENANA1jOLGTtUyM
燕軻離:偏冷靜74Please respect copyright.PENANAH4UcBuk6eE
秦政斯:是冷漠74Please respect copyright.PENANAQpQxW77DKX
燕軻離:那是你
燕荊高:你倆是偷偷玩起了「只能說三個字」的遊戲嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAtMkQGaOA8c
5 对方的性格?74Please respect copyright.PENANATDdxNpfUo4
燕荊高:冷靜果決74Please respect copyright.PENANAFH4OupRoVZ
青山松柏:溫和善良
燕軻離:爹一定很好奇這倆怎麼在一起的
6 两个人是什么时候相遇的?在哪里?74Please respect copyright.PENANA1rRw2cKKIZ
秦政斯:就是在這裡,她每天都想刺殺我
韓政非:很合理啊74Please respect copyright.PENANALAZTZRBQYN
7 对对方的第一印象?74Please respect copyright.PENANADMnDLBFerJ
青山松柏:覺得他…擊筑還挺好聽的74Please respect copyright.PENANAmPJ9tFAB52
燕荊高:我倒覺得他看著挺不好相處
秦政斯:我也覺得大哥看著很不好相處74Please respect copyright.PENANAhXM0zIDKbe
燕軻離:兄長所言極是74Please respect copyright.PENANAACYIy1UcEW
青山松柏:……?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2IpS9zjWUX
8 喜欢对方哪一点呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANA1j6uLqbUdV
秦政斯:喜歡?沒有這種東西的
9 讨厌对方哪一点?74Please respect copyright.PENANAAkpBvhHgPN
燕荊高:不同國家這點
韓政非:真要同國家你們不就成骨科了74Please respect copyright.PENANA5aNmtxi8NJ
秦政斯:秦家六個人來這裡,四個都是骨科,還缺他一個?74Please respect copyright.PENANAUQsuxSUDfy
(作者:沒來那個是秦恬蘇,也就是蒙恬和扶蘇的cp擬人,出生晚了沒來得及出現。)74Please respect copyright.PENANAi69CX1i0UV
10 您觉得自己与对方相性好么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAVxR64Kk2fz
燕軻離:你說呢
11 您怎么称呼对方?74Please respect copyright.PENANAxA8C9jGb22
青山松柏:還能怎麼稱呼,叫本名啊
韓政非:好直接啊 (一個虎狼之秦,一個邊境蠻荒之地的燕國,確實難有啥特別的稱呼法…)74Please respect copyright.PENANA92jZORAHHW
12 您希望怎样被对方称呼?74Please respect copyright.PENANAZhkjekIn3z
燕軻離:別叫對方比較好,晦氣
13 如果以动物来做比喻,您觉得对方是?74Please respect copyright.PENANAGE6HL4mQuu
青山松柏:像鶴74Please respect copyright.PENANAGQtVmZZ7ES
燕荊高:…不會只是因為我是白髮吧
韓政非:不是這原因,白髮為什麼一定要是鶴74Please respect copyright.PENANA9v4FHD7gis
秦政斯:(指著燕軻離)像她,我就覺得她像隻老鼠74Please respect copyright.PENANAsTtvctf367
韓政非:(倒是蠻會污辱人的啊…)74Please respect copyright.PENANAcFoomzO4fC
14 如果要送礼物给对方,您会送?74Please respect copyright.PENANAXizOzvwfbJ
燕軻離:刀片74Please respect copyright.PENANAEljpyTmPhy
秦政斯:毒藥74Please respect copyright.PENANAw0ppttbCDo
燕軻離:我不是你家韓非
韓政非:???74Please respect copyright.PENANA1VqLG7UHlD
(作者:韓非(也是政非的父親之一)原本是韓國公子,後來因為才學好被韓王派去秦國阻止嬴政攻打韓國,最後被嫉妒他的李斯用毒酒害死)
15 那么您自己想要什么礼物呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAGvTQLOF9hg
燕荊高:沒什麼想要的…
16 对对方有哪里不满么?一般是什么事情?74Please respect copyright.PENANAaOvBRI1lAC
秦政斯:不滿可多了,妳怕是要寫到手斷
韓政非:沒事你說,我自有辦法74Please respect copyright.PENANAVKbR6hngOb
(以下省略3000字兼大量秦政斯和燕軻離打架畫面)74Please respect copyright.PENANAuMfhJcxiFI
17 您的毛病是?74Please respect copyright.PENANAr4nxCbPxQl
青山松柏:…表裡不一?74Please respect copyright.PENANA4dZGHfsuNb
燕荊高:待人太溫和74Please respect copyright.PENANAmnWb9g5UXH
18 对方的毛病是?74Please respect copyright.PENANADaD6hLlPk3
韓政非:這可不興問啊…他倆剛消停呢74Please respect copyright.PENANA7szuWBhqsX
19 对方做什么样的事情会让您不快?74Please respect copyright.PENANAuhXXxNnmam
燕荊高:目前好像沒有
韓政非:只交往一兩週很合理啊74Please respect copyright.PENANA903azT3ET3
韓非斯(一般路過):說的好像妳交往很久似的74Please respect copyright.PENANAMzKSOsszEV
20 您做的什么事情会让对方不快?74Please respect copyright.PENANAwMNIGdChBs
燕軻離:還挺多的74Please respect copyright.PENANAh6gEPBifww
秦政斯:你也知道啊74Please respect copyright.PENANAplmBl4u6t5
燕軻離:但我不想說(偷笑)
韓政非:還以為又要打架了74Please respect copyright.PENANAcSSzoJXAKB
21 你们的关系到达何种程度了?74Please respect copyright.PENANAVy65VyfbMg
韓政非:這還用說,男女…不,男男朋友唄74Please respect copyright.PENANAsBxb0DR38A
青山松柏:……74Please respect copyright.PENANA0qpVBvZd4u
燕荊高:……74Please respect copyright.PENANA476372JlpI
22 两个人初次约会是在哪里?74Please respect copyright.PENANAWYihThryWj
秦政斯:…沒這種東西
韓政非:真要有的話,你倆不得打到把房子拆了74Please respect copyright.PENANA4DWwy6glaT
23 那时候俩人的气氛怎样?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2MDTyshjmY
燕荊高:(轉頭)不好說
韓政非:是我想的那個嗎…?74Please respect copyright.PENANAajPFwxITvM
青山松柏:沒什麼,不過每次都會有人在看而已74Please respect copyright.PENANApWwvqn9A48
韓政非:呵呵(心虛)74Please respect copyright.PENANAygi39Fuq8F
24 那时进展到何种程度?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjY5ZdJC0gJ
燕軻離:天天打架的程度?
韓政非:(苦笑)不知道的人還以為妳被家暴呢74Please respect copyright.PENANA2vWp4Pq0J1
25 经常去的约会地点?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3At1nEZ5gG
青山松柏:…前院
韓政非:下次去幫你們添點落花的浪漫效果74Please respect copyright.PENANALtwJrzeRXP
(作者:被我忘在倉庫裡的角色特殊能力顯示,韓政非能召喚藍色花雨)74Please respect copyright.PENANAtbA4X2EfPM
26 您会为对方的生日做什么样的准备?74Please respect copyright.PENANAYfjwW5Cf9f
燕軻離:準備殺掉他74Please respect copyright.PENANAJsoUHDGyc1
秦政斯:那還真是謝謝你啊
27 是由哪一方先告白的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAlNLpZFROwZ
青山松柏:……我
韓政非:有啥好害羞的
燕荊高:他沒害羞,但他告白的時候我在發呆,幾乎沒聽到74Please respect copyright.PENANAGiHDp49icO
韓政非:(憋笑)74Please respect copyright.PENANAj2sYtY8cmU
28 您有多喜欢对方?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJbV0gmQeZz
秦政斯:不如問問我們多討厭對方?74Please respect copyright.PENANAa4xIWAQfel
韓政非:欸別別別,我不想再看你們拆房子了74Please respect copyright.PENANAWU7GKoCSoo
29 那么,您爱对方么?74Please respect copyright.PENANA8oPwZTsHfS
燕荊高:或許吧74Please respect copyright.PENANAmoyIyB4Ufy
青山松柏:嗯74Please respect copyright.PENANAAF2xEM8HeD
30 对方说什么会让你觉得没辙?74Please respect copyright.PENANAodXsTGyS21
燕軻離:他說他今晚讓自己妹妹當保鑣時,但問題是他妹妹沒辦法深夜加班。74Please respect copyright.PENANAFmLU4goVhU
秦政斯:……74Please respect copyright.PENANA0zrZQc7AVQ
31 如果觉得对方有变心的嫌疑,你会怎么做?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJgdq8kVC6t
燕荊高:靜觀其變74Please respect copyright.PENANATlSq2CDCer
青山松柏:暗中調查,真有其事的話…
韓政非:你也沒辦法怎樣吧,我們又殺不死
32 可以原谅对方变心么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAomISCZtLLv
秦政斯:我管那刺客喜歡誰,別跟跟著我就行74Please respect copyright.PENANA2iU0n3gT5i
燕軻離:要不是為了殺你,誰會想跟著你
33 如果约会时对方迟到一小时以上怎办?74Please respect copyright.PENANAXXDQcBAhN1
燕荊高:…不怎麼樣74Please respect copyright.PENANAciJRLDMD1J
青山松柏:…你還是太善良了點
34 最喜欢对方身体的哪个部分?74Please respect copyright.PENANApOuaZTpzOu
燕軻離:這題是故意的吧?(掏出匕首)
韓政非:是是是,我馬上跳過74Please respect copyright.PENANABKgXi8Y2BH
35 对方性感的表情?74Please respect copyright.PENANAManq0UtIyZ
燕荊高:怎樣才算是性感?74Please respect copyright.PENANAzFqRE40p7g
青山松柏:你還是別知道的好…74Please respect copyright.PENANAa1I9D1sI75
36 两个人在一起的时候,最让你觉得心跳加速的时候?74Please respect copyright.PENANA2x32TGHIxQ
秦政斯:被追殺的時候?74Please respect copyright.PENANAsSe3c9uIrn
燕軻離:那很心跳加速了
37 会向对方撒谎吗?技术好不好?74Please respect copyright.PENANA4CRhr6VEzR
燕荊高:不太會,因為會馬上被看出來
韓政非:這就是法家一把手的含金量74Please respect copyright.PENANAm3Fe91wfbh
38 做什么事情的时候觉得最幸福?74Please respect copyright.PENANAeqIniQl5s2
燕軻離:一樣沒有
韓政非:你倆真的很無聊
秦政斯:我現在也覺得很無聊,什麼時候放我回去加班74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ98qXic9z7
韓政非:快了,你等等74Please respect copyright.PENANA3rPGiPtJvZ
39 曾经吵架么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAt15Sc2NeMH
青山松柏:我們不常吵架的74Please respect copyright.PENANAJw08iTLXje
40 都是些什么吵架呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjbGi0Vdou0
韓政非:很多啊,被偷襲什麼的74Please respect copyright.PENANASNWuY6doGB
燕軻離:那叫刺殺74Please respect copyright.PENANAQEr0grzEkF
41 之后如何和好?74Please respect copyright.PENANASFDgaXWEXO
(為了方便回答所以決定讓秦政斯和燕軻離答這題,青山松柏和燕荊高答下題,之後再切回來)
秦政斯:沒在和好的74Please respect copyright.PENANAynluBIknQL
燕軻離:嗯74Please respect copyright.PENANAbOVGrNrnXX
42 转世后还希望做恋人么?74Please respect copyright.PENANAmeCERq1IMR
燕荊高:是挺想的,但我們也不會死,哪來的下輩子
韓政非:嗯,確實74Please respect copyright.PENANAjliFi9MSoo
43 什么时候会觉得自己被爱着?74Please respect copyright.PENANAyvMraJLjQI
青山松柏:被關心的時候
韓政非:(拿了本筆記本抄下來)74Please respect copyright.PENANAEP1ewqU8qu
44 您的爱情表现方式是?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3TTR5LKaQ0
秦政斯:……算了
韓政非:早就知道你倆不會回答這題了74Please respect copyright.PENANAYi6m9GIsy2
45 什么时候会让您觉得“已经不爱我了”?74Please respect copyright.PENANATwPqQM62Aj
燕荊高:我沒有這麼玻璃心,他也沒有
韓政非:你們繼續說(抄筆記)74Please respect copyright.PENANAkGQ8l0jpvx
46 您觉得与对方相配的花是?74Please respect copyright.PENANAp5S2HH3Y9b
燕軻離:砍不死的老妖花吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5FGFxHfgQE
秦政斯:你這是稱讚還是嘲諷?74Please respect copyright.PENANAzceulyWAyb
燕軻離:你想多了,我有可能稱讚你嗎74Please respect copyright.PENANAiNPWDZoXPG
47 俩人之间有互相隐瞒的事情么?74Please respect copyright.PENANABXDlEif7Pk
青山松柏:肯定是會有的,比如自己經歷了什麼。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuaUcZvgEpq
48 您的自卑感来自?74Please respect copyright.PENANAm15g5egup4
秦政斯:沒有,這和相性有什麼關係嗎
韓政非:我也不知道…74Please respect copyright.PENANAwXOWPEPjOv
49 俩人的关系是公开还是秘密的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAKsdPHGxtw8
韓政非:反正你倆在中秋夜是做的事已經被這裡所有人知道了74Please respect copyright.PENANAedrgXH1WBn
燕軻離:(無言)…嗯
50 您觉得与对方的爱是否能维持永久? 74Please respect copyright.PENANA1PBL3nPEel
燕軻離:愛能不能維持不知道,恨意能維持永久我倒是很確定。
韓政非:這倒是確定了沒錯,但也很難說吧74Please respect copyright.PENANArBNoizU9FU
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作者:總之寫完了,你問我為啥會忘記人物的特殊能力?因為你善(和朋友學廢了)


