「各位新入學的新生們！正所謂，道可道，非常道。名可名，非常名...」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKWqsc9AyY
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該怎麼說呢？真不愧是老子，直接當場開始唸誦其著名絕學《道德經》的全文內容，開場演講就像在場各位在國中小時期的校長致詞一樣，不但冗長而且還極具催眠性質。其唸誦尚未滿十分之一時就已經有新生開始用頭打起了摩斯密碼。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBInlqVXnIS
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「嗶嗶！偵測到有新生開始打瞌睡！懸樑刺股系統啟動！開啟懸樑！偵測到有新生尚未懸樑！開啟刺股！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3BaWj7KMD
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一聲微弱的電子音傳來了令人感到不妙的內容。在內容敘述完畢之後現場內開始傳出此起彼落的驚呼與怒罵聲。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaOi8tJDH1
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「奧屋！我的屁股！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRvQlthuv9
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「握糙！誰偷扎老子！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhx31x32ZR
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「啊啊啊！我的頭髮！別扯了！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FKafEpoMo
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「這就是剛剛贈送一瓶風油精給我們的原因嗎？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkunBbiC9hO
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許塵與阿興一臉驚恐看著眼前的地獄百景圖，瞬間想起沈墨的沉默、陳耀的有口難言與孔念文那神秘的笑容。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ3cD5U6MJ
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「許塵，你的風油精借我用一點好不好！求你了！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3KCBSAfzZ
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「你自己不是有嗎？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zm5rL3DPy
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「我這瓶有大用啊！不然你以為陳耀學長怎麼會跟我提醒記得懸樑！不然剛剛被刺股的人中一定有我們的身影！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYTEyM1KkD
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「那你省著用，聽內容大概才五分之一過去而已......」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1UzUVx4ru
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許塵聽完一臉無奈的將風油精遞到阿興的手中。旁邊的同學這時也發現他們的動作。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXf33qOzSd
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「風油精！快用風油精！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUODP9HyK9
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「啊啊啊好涼啊！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt80lQaouO
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「誰叫你當洗面乳一口氣用完的啊！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkBzdgOdQ4
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整個會場內瞬間開始瀰漫著一股風油精的味道。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaHANyDzF3
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「這屆新生蠻厲害的欸！居然能到十分之一的時候才開始觸發系統！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GLViRzmfA
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「不知道是校長催眠的功力衰退了還是這屆新生更厲害了？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlEyvA16VE
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「話說你們看中間那個學妹！好美！而且她就算睡著了也好美！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw5bkYiMRi
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「對欸！她也睡著了怎麼沒被懸樑刺股？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJwx6VosqZ
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「嗶嗶！偵測到美人在入眠，不能打擾她的美容覺！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknMCKT9XSk
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「色批系統！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCERXPvYU5U
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場外的學長們頓時一致用鄙視的眼神看向偵測系統。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZhQvHNTxk
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「......天下道，利而不害；聖人之道，為而不爭。所以各位新生們歡迎加入老子學園！你說當初為何取這名字？因為老子願意！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nOJXuJVOM
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在不知多久的殘酷折磨後，校長終於說完了他的開場致詞。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJ42CMGr7X
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「啊......啊！原來校長說完了嗎？讓我們感謝校長如此苦口婆心、刻骨銘心、感人肺腑、絕無冷場的致詞！接下來就正式進入我們的分院時刻，有請我們最為公平公正公開的分院使者！破！道！獸！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3xKme5aNj
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在主持人後知後覺的感謝完校長之後就宣布了儀式的開始！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMJofCYZ32
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隨著話音落下，一隻龐大的神龍緩緩降臨在場中央。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGVusOgMcz
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「每次來都是風油精的味道，你們是什麼風油精生產工廠嗎？算了，反正我已經習慣了，就快點分完我好回去繼續爬分！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv3P87IHX7
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「還爬啊！您昨晚不是二十連跪了嗎！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz0G3Mbfst
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「我找找放在哪呢......找到了！登愣登愣登！探測器！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6rJuhR3ii
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神龍降臨之後鼻子動了一下，眉頭皺了起來開始吐槽。並且無視了主持人的吐槽。隨後他從肚子前面的白色口袋中開始翻找，接著在自己的配音從口袋中拿出一個切成一半並且附著一塊方形玻璃的全罩式電競耳機！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjnNaQXhQT
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「讓我看看......怎麼幾乎都是戰鬥力不足5的渣渣啊！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7oPUlLtqp
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「咳咳......破道獸大人，你開錯模式了......」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz9BLiw2YI
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在主持人的提示下，破道獸略顯尷尬的調整一下探測器的模式並倔強的說。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruPpIfy4f8
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「我知道，我只是想順便看看而已！快點讓新生上前開始吧！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5baC71mUY
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隨著破道獸的宣布，新生們開始一個個排隊上去接受探測。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ931LRfGBHd
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「肌肉很有爆發力，是位武者！進尚武！四象的氣息濃厚，是位古法者！進太玄！看起來是位書呆子，文墨味濃重！是位儒者，進文衡！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zLh5TPL8G
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「你又不是我，怎麼知道我是位儒者？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJxrYINRo1
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「就憑你這句話我就能把你丟進文衡，更何況探測器已經顯示出你的道中有某位很喜歡跟人抬槓的軌跡了，不是儒者誰是！下面一位！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ln6dvFmT
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撇除掉那場小風波之後分院儀式一直穩定的持續進行。直到換柳如煙上台！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhlFogeLbG
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「好美！請問你願意踩我嗎？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcrtqqGQvT
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「滾！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isBWDwKx8
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「咳咳......抱歉失禮了......探測器現實你是美的化身，想必你是以美為道的吧！進人行！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV33xE6Tmq
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在破道獸宣布之後人行學院發出驚天的歡呼聲，與他們相比其他三間學院則發出陣陣失望的嘆息。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpy1q1fHQ5
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「哼！算你那破眼鏡識相，沒錯！本小姐就是以美入道的，本小姐就是美的化身，無論本小姐做什麼都可以被原諒，因為本小姐太美了！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFmAnX3SPv
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在柳如煙走後則是輪到阿興，不出意外的他也被分進了人行學院，接著就輪到了許塵。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ1R8Pcd7Z
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「欸？你這小子.....居然是空白！不過你能出現在這也代表你的道尚未顯現而已，這種非先天的道都會受到後天的情況影響，所以......入人行！」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dke8kdpm4
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等等！這麼簡單就幫我分類好了嗎？難道不用再多思考一下嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaFAbOobBu
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