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《認真鳩》
ISSUE #10
Author: 院長
《認真鳩》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #10
消毒雙手
No Plagiarism!eJRvXuFLU91tLA9fiZUNposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我鄰居一家四口，一對夫婦兩個仔，間中會見到阿媽帶兩個仔去街。

呢日同佢哋三母子同𨋢，細仔㩒𨋢。

阿媽：「你㩒咗𨋢呀？攞隻手嚟！」

唔用手㩒𨋢，唔通用念力？正當我以為做乜要打手板，原來阿媽幫個仔唧酒精搓手液。

阿媽望到大仔摸部電梯：「做咩掂部𨋢呀 ！」

識浮空先可以唔掂部𨋢嘛！今次輪到幫大仔唧酒精搓手液。

搭一次𨋢大約一分鐘，兩個仔每人唧咗三次搓手液。我見兩位公子孭嘅背囊各自掛住一細樽搓手液，阿媽嘅手袋當然都掛住一細樽。

出𨋢，大堂有部搓手液機，三母子又去唧一次。由屋企落到街，三母子總共唧咗九次搓手液，係想殺菌，定係想剝皮？

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(真人真事改篇)

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《認真鳩》
Comedy
Dystopia
Humor
Last updated: Dec 9, 2025
Total word count: 7,557
Total reading time: 25 Minutes
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