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《DEI童話》
ISSUE #13
Author: 院長
《DEI童話》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #13
木馬屠城
No Plagiarism!OYV8Qwj6BvD48N6h4J9Rposted on PＥNAＮＡ

斯巴達國王墨涅拉俄斯老婆海倫被特洛伊王子帕里斯搶走，向希臘各城邦求助。

墨涅拉俄斯：「請大家出兵啦！」

城邦A：「你老婆係黑色果個？」

城邦B：「半夜會隱形果個？」

城邦C：「日頭同個影一樣色果個？」

城邦D：「我派過探子夜探特洛伊，佢話見唔到你老婆！」

希臘各城邦以睇唔到海倫為由，拒絕出兵。

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《DEI童話》
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Last updated: Feb 24, 2026
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