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--- 阿思的生日暨訂婚宴 ---
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原來聽日就係阿思嘅大日子!唔係普通生日,係同某位門當戶對嘅千金小姐嘅訂婚宴!仲要係香港知名嘅鋼琴界盛事,有頭有面嘅音樂家都會出席見證。
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我個心當堂沉一沉:「唔係嘛阿音!玩咁大?!玩轉人哋個訂婚宴?睇唔出你外表斯斯文文,內裡原來咁Openning㗎喎!你係咪覺得個身唔係你嘅就唔使本盡地一鋪?定係死過一次所以唔怕『再死』?但係你有冇諗過我嘅感受呢?我仲要喺個圈度立足㗎!」雖然我根本唔係個個圈。
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巧音沉默……成隻鬼好似洩咗氣咁,陰風都弱埋。
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南哥又嚟幫拖,用佢把充滿「哲理」嘅鬼聲講:「葉仔,你睇開啲啦。你條命,生不如死架啦,人生又冇咩偉大理想,存在意義近乎零,不如做返啲有意義嘅事,幫下人啦,當積陰德囉。」
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我對眼即刻瞪到似銅鈴咁大:「南哥!講嘢洗唔洗咁真呀?好傷人心㗎!我都有我嘅價值……例如……例如……」我「例如」咗成分鐘都講唔出。唉,算啦,佢講得又冇錯。
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最後,我心軟,頂唔順巧音嗰種「鬼見猶憐」嘅眼神攻擊,死死地氣應承咗。「好啦好啦!當我前世欠你哋!」
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巧音一聽,高興到成隻鬼彈起,衝過嚟攬住我,仲要「啵」一聲錫咗我面珠一啖!
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咦?!等等!點解……有溫度嘅?! 雖然好微弱,但係我真係感覺到一啖暖軟嘅觸感!我呆咗,塊面唔受控制咁紅咗!呢個「絕對好感」體質,連鬼嘅親密接觸都可以實體化?!太犯規了吧!
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--- 氣派登場 ---
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第二晚,我哋殺到去訂婚宴會場。你問我點入場?有浩南哥呢位「前」黑道大佬在,使驚冇辦法?
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我坐住浩南哥生前最愛嘅名貴古董平治,後面仲跟住成隊清一色黑色嘅車隊幫我開路,氣派十足!泊車啲侍應見到都肅然起敬,以為係邊位隱世大佬個仔。
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我一落車,全場目光「唰」一聲聚焦過嚟。我著住套浩南哥迫我著嘅超貼身西裝,行步路都覺得侷促,但喺唔知情嘅人眼中,可能以為我係咩神秘貴公子。
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我聽到旁邊有人細細聲講:「邊個嚟㗎?好大陣仗喎!」「唔知喎,個樣好似好頹,但架車同架勢好勁喎!」
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我心諗:「睇嚟啦睇嚟啦!等我『葉.情聖.代客表白.音』點樣用個男人身,喺你個訂婚宴度,同你個未婚夫嚟個世紀『基』情表白!」
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我深吸一口氣,望住台上風度翩翩、滿面幸福嘅阿思,同佢身邊那位端莊美麗嘅未婚妻……死啦,我開始覺得,我今晚可能唔止會傷一個女人嘅心,仲有可能會毀滅一個男人嘅人生觀。
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南哥把鬼聲喺我耳邊響起:「細佬,睇你啦!記住,要有氣勢!好似我當年劈友咁!」
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我:「……大佬,我係去表白,唔係去劈友呀!」不過,睇嚟今晚呢場「仗」,難度同劈友應該不相伯仲。
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待續!阿葉如何執行這個「基情四射」的任務?訂婚宴會否變成修羅場?請密切關注下一集!
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