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《零智上人》
ISSUE #5
Author: 院長
《零智上人》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #5
論口罩
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客人：「老師，戴口罩很辛苦，可是我怕病毒。」

老師：「看過武俠片練金鐘罩的人嗎？」

客：「口罩就是金鐘罩，刀槍不入，戴口罩就不怕病毒，是這個意思嗎？」

老：「修練金鐘罩的通常是奸角，還會慘死。」

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《零智上人》
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Last updated: Jun 7, 2026
Total word count: 19,550
Total reading time: 65 Minutes
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