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《零智上人》
ISSUE #337
Author: 院長
《零智上人》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #337
論死人
No Plagiarism!2Btz6DRRMocaLB58MQkQposted on PＥNAＮＡ 13Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJpGqYFlob

客人：「為什麼死人相關的工作都很賺錢？」

老師：「死人才會消費。」

客：「什麼意思？」

老：「人都死了，錢留著有什麼用，買副好一點的棺木。」

客：「為什麼在生時不消費？」

老：「在生有什麼好消費的？食好一點？餐廳連蒸肉餅都是生的啊！」13Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9gV85KxOC

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《零智上人》
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Last updated: Jul 21, 2026
Total word count: 22,567
Total reading time: 75 Minutes
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