/story/191395/零智上人/issue/334
《零智上人》 - 論草皮 | Penana
arrow_back
《零智上人》
more_vert
  • info_outline Info
  • toc Table of Contents
  • share Share
  • format_color_text Display Settings
  • exposure_plus_1 Recommend
  • coins Sponsor
  • report_problem Report
  • account_circle Login
share bookmark_border file_download
info_outline
format_color_text
toc
comment 0
exposure_plus_1
coins
Search stories, writers or societies
Show More Tags
Continue ReadingClear All
More
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
See more results for ""
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
Turn on notifications
Later
《零智上人》
ISSUE #334
Author: 院長
《零智上人》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #334
論草皮
No Plagiarism!EAKbCdBuBcK9N7PtY91tposted on PＥNAＮＡ 36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemGZ98rWpa

客人：「世界盃將會出售球場草皮。」

老師：「足球員都吐痰吧？」

客：「對呀！」

老：「如果買了一塊有球員吐過痰的草皮，那就是原味草皮了！」

客：「太嘔心了吧？」

老：「什麼嘔心？Taylor Swift的垃圾都有人買！」

客：「什麼？」

老：「她婚禮的垃圾，不是說她的歌。」36Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfVTlUNGOT

216.73.217.114

ns216.73.217.114da2
Comments
BOOKMARK
+RECOMMEND
LIKES 1
READS 32
BOOKMARKS 9
campaign Request update 1
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark!
< Prev Issue
Next Issue >
Click to load the next chapter
凝雨
X
X
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.

Pena Coins Credit Card

×
《零智上人》
Comedy
Last updated: Jul 21, 2026
Total word count: 22,567
Total reading time: 75 Minutes
Writer:
院長
No tags yet.
Report this story
×
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically


Reset to default

X
×
x
Proceed

x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.
arrow_back
×

Select a reason:

×

Install this webapp for easier offline reading: tap and then Add to home screen.