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《零智上人》
ISSUE #256
Author: 院長
《零智上人》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #256
論老土
No Plagiarism!D75edFEIeW7JtcdX4elQposted on PＥNAＮＡ 46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcavSgmEq2f

客人：「老師，大陸抖音博主來港旅遊，覺得自己衣著老土沒有消費。」

老師：「沒有消費是真的，老土比較難說。」

客：「他很前衛嗎？」

老：「很前衞呀！他口中長出金屬牙，還全部刺穿嘴唇！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb5ZG7mKZN

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《零智上人》
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Last updated: Jun 7, 2026
Total word count: 19,550
Total reading time: 65 Minutes
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