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論•我修仙
ISSUE #1
Author: 耽洛晚
論•我修仙
Author: 耽洛晚
ISSUE #1
出來吧！求職網！！！
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  So…我是怎麼穿進來的啊……

  

  我想我還蠻幸運的，沒出車禍沒被捅沒被砸沒猝死沒哭死沒笑死，原肉身應該還在且活著。

  

  手悠閒捻起葡萄推入口中，酸甜多汁一瞬間爆開，舌尖舐去嘴角滑落的黏膩玉漿，張嘴又塞入一顆。

  

  如此肆意瀟灑任由懷中美人軟聲細語投餵的人——是我。

  

  準確來說，是已經開宗立派時的我。

  

  ＞＞＞

  

  回想當初來到這個世界時，我站在市集的街上，行人來來往往，周遭的殺價聲此起彼落誰也不服誰。

 

  反觀樓上酒館縱情聲色，絲竹細如流水，卻也不見有多少真正的文人雅士。

  

  啊不過…這笑聲肯定有錢！是在高爾夫球場常聽到的那種！！！

 

  ＞＞＞

  

  中午大太陽不饒人，曬得頭暈目眩睜不開眼。廟口的石階吸了熱，隱隱約約問到些許七里香串串的香味…屁股快熟了呢……

  

  我顛著手上為數不多的小餅乾嘎叭嘎叭地吃，腦瓜子意識逐漸不清。腳尖下的石子被來回滾啊滾玩弄，陪我思考後續該如何溫飽。

  

  “說好的文科生在古代有優勢呢……”

  

  為什麼找工作這麼難啊？！！

  

  ＞＞＞

  

  時間倒回至一個時辰前，對未來充滿無限憧憬的少女推開了一間間店舖的大門求職。

  

  “需要寫信嗎？！我可以代寫哦！”

  

  “廚藝？我泡的泡麵很香，有一股麵味”

  

  “什麼叫你需要我擁有20年以上工作經歷…你認真？”

  

  ……

  

  “給我個讓我錄取你的理由”

  

  “我力氣大，能背鍋”

  

  ＞＞＞

  

  此時此刻，腦中浮現的不再是故鄉的親友和爽翻天的冷氣，是人力銀行網頁……

  

  e04……

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論•我修仙
Comedy
Mythology
Short Story
Last updated: Mar 15, 2026
Total word count: 2,581
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
耽洛晚
穿越 架空 修仙 第一人稱 抽象 吐槽役
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