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《宮廷笑本》
ISSUE #5
Author: 星恆
《宮廷笑本》
Author: 星恆
ISSUE #5
老佛爺賜棗
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老佛爺心想：

此女剋夫相，臉尖到可以背刺人。眼大到可以嚇死人。

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作妃：「作兒，拜見太后老佛爺。」

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老佛爺：「不用了。我區區一個老佛爺，平時也不知受到多少人在背後揶揄。」

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作妃：「回太后老佛爺。您可以多做善事，例如：作兒想吃棗，如果老佛爺願賜棗給作兒，老佛爺一定能延年益壽。」

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老佛爺：「我怎麼覺得你不是在祝福我？！」

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作妃：「回太后。作兒想替陛下添點補氣血的食物。」

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老佛爺：「皇上，最近很早到我這裡請安。那是否太頻密了？」

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小李子：「回太后。陛下最近的臉色都發青，看來真是氣虛，而太后，您總在晚上安排那麼多牌子給陛下翻，他回到作妃那兒，想翻身也不要不要的呀。」

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《宮廷笑本》
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Last updated: Aug 23, 2025
Total word count: 2,791
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
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星恆
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