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都市乞丐生活指南
岑十七
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研究生、研究死、研究怎麼當個能用體面方式生錢的都市乞丐。

出了研究所，沒繼續升學、沒進知名企業、沒錢創業。
選了一條不知是不是常人走的路——領著三萬塊的薪水，日日盼著年終能不能多發點，這個月獎金有著落沒?

邊上班邊看著求職網比較薪水，戶頭比夜晚受到光害的星空還要空。
又一次被主管質問：「你當初到底在學校都學了什麼有用的？」
那一刻，我瘋了，你問我學什麼。

我學忍耐，學怎麼笑著說沒關係、學怎麼把情緒吞進喉嚨裡裝成咖啡喝下去。
我學怎麼哄教授，讓他不卡我的論文，讓我早日畢業換個苦海繼續待。
我學怎麼當一顆不出錯的螺絲釘，鬆了、壞了，也要乖乖卡死在體制的洞裡。

結果現在勒？
一個研究生，研究到最後只能研究怎麼撐過發薪日前的最後七天，
研究怎麼用五十元走進便利商店買到飽足感，
研究怎麼笑著說：「媽，我還有錢，不用擔心。」的時候不讓眼神出賣我。

——哼，不就是研究嗎？
我就不信，連一口飯錢都研究不出來。--蕭小岑

疑似作者餓死前的掙扎，內容都已幫讀者實踐過，救命可用。

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