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《勁辣料理系列》
ISSUE #19
Author: 萌鼠
《勁辣料理系列》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #19
《荊軻刺青蛙》：微辣
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燕太子丹失眠了，怒氣沖沖地對荊軻說：

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 「我不管了，你去刺那隻晚上一直呱呱叫的青蛙！」

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 荊軻一愣：「太子……您是不是講錯字了？」

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 太子怒吼：「不管是秦王還是青蛙，總之我要天下太平！」

155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxDd3fHiF3

 荊軻只好帶劍出發，一劍刺空，青蛙跳走了。

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 他回報太子：「刺青失敗。」

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 太子問：「是『刺秦王』的『秦』，還是『青蛙』的『青』？」

155Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A7KC4qDxD

 荊軻嘆了口氣：「是『青』……但牠活得比秦王還難對付。」

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《勁辣料理系列》
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Last updated: Aug 21, 2025
Total word count: 5,747
Total reading time: 19 Minutes
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