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《石頭先生》
ISSUE #2
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #2
2
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其實我以前也挺嚮往婚姻的。

真的。

不是那種會把老公曬來曬去的社群假婚姻。

我是說，那種老老實實、你洗碗我擦桌，誰先下班誰煮飯、週末一起大掃除的那種生活。

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但後來，我停止幻想，上網查了一下地球online攻略：婚姻模式（*超極難）。

副本內容包含但不限於：

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婆媳地獄 ：附帶冷嘲熱諷 + 耀祖養成系統

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喪偶式婚姻 bug：人明明活著，但你像寡婦

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國際逃避套餐：老公為了不顧小孩成功外派馬爾地夫

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產後連環副本：內出血、情緒崩潰、月子中心做完回家繼續戰鬥

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還有那位可憐的媽媽，剛生完小孩就被要求煮飯洗碗帶娃，結果產後子宮差點下沉到地心……

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這些都不是恐怖片影集，是真實案件。

我每天早上喝豆漿配吐司，還要順便看幾條婚姻悲劇洗戀愛腦。

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這遊戲太恐怖了，甚至沒辦法定期存檔。

我看一個哭一個，還看到有人準備凍卵。

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然後更恐怖的是——

我的親戚們開始在我耳邊用陰陽合唱團的聲音逼婚：

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「你再不嫁，就沒人要囉～」

「你要求是不是太高了？挑來挑去就剩下自己～」

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回到事情的開端。

你問我為什麼會嫁給石頭？

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這是因為了避免地球Online痛苦號。

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他們說得對，我真的挑太久。

我挑了最完美的一個。

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《石頭先生》
Comedy
Sarcasm
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Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,668
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
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