人比鬼更惡,因為鬼都是由人變成的。143Please respect copyright.PENANA2RraW4LlOi
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九十年代,由於資訊科技仲未發達,基本消息、傳聞都主要來自報紙,電視、雜誌或者以訛傳訛,人云亦云等,結果當時一有古怪奇聞或者都巿傳說就好易會越發越大,或者令到人心惶惶。143Please respect copyright.PENANAuQrlj7xfI5
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當然,我地唔係要討論呢個話題,想講嘅係因為當時傳媒報導造就左一班人成名,呢班人俗語叫「風水佬」、「江湖術士」,甚至乎……143Please respect copyright.PENANAvBwbt8gP0q
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「師父,我想問下我會唔會發達?」143Please respect copyright.PENANA30jEL3z5r5
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「喺你心目中你覺得搵幾多先算發達?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAxEWlQgIHDb
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「緊係越多越好啦!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAwKWxkyPRlg
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「咁你想要幾多?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAtuQvN4wBBd
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「唔……起碼都一千萬啦!」143Please respect copyright.PENANADFY9YV9pAb
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「下世有機會㗎喇!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAu7ZLee3wlZ
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喺中環嘅一棟甲級商業大廈入面,排住一條好長嘅人龍,佢地唔係上班族等返工,而係排隊去見一個當時得令嘅玄學界紅人---「博通天」。喺佢成千尺鋪頭入面,有一個衣衫不整,頭髮蓬鬆嘅後生仔,喺開鋪前一晚就已經係樓下等,希望可以排頭位見呢位師父,為佢指點迷津。143Please respect copyright.PENANAfLGaelhqV4
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博通天:「你叫咩名?」143Please respect copyright.PENANA9tSC8dzxHi
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「畢大勇。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAdpvO27l54l
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博通天:「出身時辰八字?」143Please respect copyright.PENANARVzoyCxrYm
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「一九六八年八月初八,上晝八點出世。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA7MYB3r67nd
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博通天打開枱面上嘅一本古書,續頁續頁揭,一路搵到畢大勇嘅本命年同時辰。143Please respect copyright.PENANAX5aZCDJOLd
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博通天:「唔……你係家中獨子,父母健在,二十歲前平平無奇,生活平常,二十歲後黑氣沖天,如果我無睇錯,你應該無啦啦爭落周身債,識女仔識著人妖,行行下街比人點錯相打咗鑊,無啦啦都會比差佬的返警署因為你無拉褲鍊等等。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAhwckEMC9vK
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畢大勇:「係啊!我廿歲前本來都叫唔差㗎,會考仲有5A2B,點知識著個女仔同佢拍拖兩年先發現佢係人妖,仲偷偷地用我啲資料去申請信用卡,又借大耳窿然後消失,攪到我比人踢咗出校,已經夠衰,尋日就係出街唔記得拉褲鍊比前面個阿嬸以為我變態,攪到比人拉咗去差館,解釋完諗住無事出返黎就比班唔識嘅古惑仔認錯我係仇家無啦啦比人打咗鑊甘……好黑啊!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAIuyCInHEtw
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博通天:「不過你遇到我就係証明你黑唔曬,我再睇下先……咦,你會發達喎……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAoCBb8QTmSV
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畢大勇:「係咪真架?我而家窮到暈啊!仲比人追債……」143Please respect copyright.PENANA0x9LgksBwR
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博通天:「唔……今年係九五年,你會喺零二年開始行大運,好好把握呢段時間,我包你以後龍穿鳳,飛黃騰達!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAsP2B25n7jb
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畢大勇:「即係我要捱多幾年!?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAAkspQHVf95
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博通天:「後生仔,唔捱過邊得世間財呢……再者你都係廿七歲咁後生,仲有幾年就上運,有幾多人恨都恨唔到!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAi3PfaOHUUf
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畢大勇:「咁我會應該點做?做啲咩工?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAz9Ij1a0DN5
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博通天:「你命格入面屬水,而五行嘅比例係得金同水,完全無火木土去平衡,金就不斷生水,遲早浸死你,你要做啲屬火嘅工就啱你。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA0VMxhogsjN
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畢大勇:「即係做廚?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAbdwOO4ZMOx
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博通天:「如果係第二個人我會建議佢去做廚房,但係你條命咁好我就一定唔建議,你去從政啦!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAFURD2EtQzT
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畢大勇:「從政?我大學都畢唔到業喎……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAXWeFSF6SCo
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博通天:「學歷嘅野唔難攪,再者我係叫你過幾年先做,呢幾年咪積極進修囉!」143Please respect copyright.PENANASUgq4umY8D
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畢大勇:「但係我而家仙都唔仙下,何來有錢讀書?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAywafDkW6fg
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博通天:「我無話過進修一定係讀書,嗱,呢到有道符,掛係你屋企東南面,財位嚟㗎!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAWKComN81fa
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畢大勇:「哦……即係叫我去賭……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAlG4ykBFsWA
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博通天:「天機不可洩漏,信我,零五年開始你就會上運。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA6U7gk5QKnJ
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畢大勇:「但係……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAJKB1uA9PKx
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博通天:「時間到喇,我地緣暫於此,放心,我會一路睇住你。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAlqK4WpVrmd
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博通天自稱係正宗茅山派傳人,同時係占卜星相命理嘅達人,而且係扶乩問卦方面嘅準繩度係全行之冠,無人知道佢喺邊到出現,只係記得佢曾經批中過八七股災,中英聯合聲明戴卓爾夫人幾時跌親,以及最後一任港督同第一任特首係邊個等,佢曾經推算過香港回歸後將會翻天覆地,亦算過會有好多人因奇疾之死,不過此乃後話。143Please respect copyright.PENANA27CWWMnvYV
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光陰似箭,話咁快就到零二年,畢大勇並無因為賭錢而發達,相反輸多過贏,不過佢係賭枱上面認識左一個影響佢前程嘅人,一個政府高官。好快,畢大勇跟左呢位官做政治助理,因為佢本身聽話好駛,又識擦鞋,結果喺零四年透過高官幫助之下成為區議員。143Please respect copyright.PENANAeF8AAE5ObJ
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畢大勇:「師父,你真係好利害!我咁嘅人都可以從政!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAeF7lJJS39F
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博通天:「搵左議員辦事處未?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAVrSDLDrhfg
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畢大勇:「我打算搵新起嗰個耀富邨做落腳點,果到人均質素較高。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAPavO5rhMv5
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博通天:「我建議你揀麗瑰邨。」143Please respect copyright.PENANARjN0fJbALP
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畢大勇:「吓!嗰到又舊又偏僻……仲啱啱死過人!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAOziFGYgTJp
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博通天:「死咗人仲好,陰氣重易招偏財!成條邨百廢待興,大把基建翻新要攪,咁多工程你話有無錢搵先,再者你攪得好,隨時升官發財!」143Please respect copyright.PENANASjLDA1sKvt
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畢大勇:「好,我信你!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAhvaiaQOSIV
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博通天:「不過我要你做三件事,第一,改過個名,第二,請三個命格分別屬火、木、土嘅人做你助理,第三,用你名義喺條邨到起間教堂。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAi3hOGOPIDu
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畢大勇:「第二應該唔太難,咁我要改咩名?」143Please respect copyright.PENANA3NTwiTBTFe
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博通天:「我已經幫你起左個名,叫畢士英。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5nK3EMlil
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畢大勇:「個名咁難聽……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAjimEwWMXvK
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博通天:「名士出英雄!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAe6g2BRcEMq
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畢大勇:「咁好啦。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAymWEAKBjTF
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博通天:「放心,我會睇住你。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAD6Urp7Eb2w
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畢大勇:「但係你要間教堂黎做咩?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAGIoHpOBGGU
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博通天:「你想升官就最好同教會打好關係,信我!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAoq96cOmFDo
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畢大勇:「係!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAxwat8xQHLx
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結果,畢大勇用「畢士英」呢個名係麗瑰邨做左好多年議員,而教堂亦起喺小學後面嘅空置地。佢當時亦聘請辮子、肥豬同四眼三人做助理,因應呢三個火木土屬性嘅人令到畢士英越搵越有,當中少不了偷工減料嘅基建,利益輸送等,終於令佢成為富豪級區議員,總之事事順境,全因博通天暗中相助。143Please respect copyright.PENANAsz3DT74GC3
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一直到巴士意外發生前嘅兩個星期。143Please respect copyright.PENANA7gI1uP9Wvd
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畢士英:「師父!呢幾年我聽曬你話有錢就搵,有事就唔理,郁啲就掛政府牌頭,攪唔少老人宴,雖然係搵到錢,你知啦,男人有錢有女人就想要名利,我都想入立法會做下議員,升官做下局長架……」143Please respect copyright.PENANAjcT0BfwP2f
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博通天:「辦法唔係無既……」143Please respect copyright.PENANACN9Qk6naGB
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畢士英:「你要錢我比你啦!」143Please respect copyright.PENANA901EPuZr2Q
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博通天:「不過呢個方法有啲陰損,我地學道之人都唔太建議做。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA3CWn9twxEu
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畢士英:「呢幾年你都收左我唔少錢!咪係呢個時侯扮正義!」143Please respect copyright.PENANAJJzfQgQM7A
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博通天:「五百萬。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAPnlzq1tCKN
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畢士英:「得,我而家寫票比你,快啲話我知。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAzGinw9HzLc
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博通天:「擇一個時辰,必須要係大兇之時,你三個助理同時要死,有無聽過五鬼運財?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAdNOJYpsUq5
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畢士英:「即係要我同時殺死佢三個?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAKJDWljSkms
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博通天:「係,一定要同時死,然後再將佢地葬係麗瑰邨三個最陰既穴,咁可以保你升官。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAhivWUOByIS
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畢士英:「但係死人喎……好難唔比人知!況且佢地係人,點同時殺曬?」143Please respect copyright.PENANAUvueV9X4Hm
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博通天:「辦法已經幫你諗左,我會製造一場意外,時間係兩個星期後既今日,你叫佢地三個出去買野,然後坐巴士返黎,我會安排。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAjBbMDzWg3F
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畢士英:「咁交比你喇,話時話,自從我做咗議員之後,你就搬咗中環間鋪,要搵你真係難過登天,次次都係你突然出現嚮我面前,你究竟去咗邊?」143Please respect copyright.PENANA0SC3JUyxmA
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博通天:「都係嗰句,天機不可洩漏。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAI5eY4eqXcB
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畢士英:「講樣野你知吖,自從起咗間教堂之後,竟然比我撞到個同你好似樣嘅神父,咁啱又係姓博!」143Please respect copyright.PENANA0S9LSipuMy
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博通天:「係咩,我走先喇,要幫你安排所有事,最後提你,你買定機票同屋企人去旅行,三個星期後先好返嚟。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA3EdzUnPlig
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畢士英:「我有咩係唔聽你話吖。」143Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mtdc5ND4I
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兩個星期後,巴士意外發生,睇落完全無疑點嘅一場意外,真係博通天製造出黎?咁肥彪呢?仲有博神父同博通天有咩關係呢?143Please respect copyright.PENANAsefTplUiIo
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因為個人一己私慾,造成大量傷亡,之後所有嘅事都變得異常。143Please respect copyright.PENANAQzcdqp5o6J
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阿初:「我地最終無搵到鄭伯,因為肥彪事件之後我再一次暈左,瘦仔送咗我返屋企,我睇到黃伯孫女發左個電郵比我。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAQe401fioVx
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「我想約你出嚟見面,麗瑰邨等。」143Please respect copyright.PENANARHVL5aPxed
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ISSUE #33
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