瘦仔媽:「飲杯茶先,你就係阿昌個朋友,張靜初?」135Please respect copyright.PENANAHMutJS8caN
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阿初:「係啊,伯母。」135Please respect copyright.PENANA76E2kwKZFC
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瘦仔媽「又會咁得意改個女仔名嘅,等我仲咁開心以為阿昌帶個女朋友返嚟添。」135Please respect copyright.PENANANQeF1ZtYfg
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瘦仔:「我呢啲以事業為重嘅男人係唔會輕易識女朋友㗎。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAqoUBQNQYAP
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瘦仔媽:「你唔賭錢唔借錢我就還神㗎喇,阿初你真係要睇住我個仔。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAGj71OYQIYF
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瘦仔:「係我睇住佢就真,你個仔我呢期勁啊135Please respect copyright.PENANAv6nloefdqx
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,玩捉鬼……」135Please respect copyright.PENANArCyFSFEVy7
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阿初上咗瘦仔屋企,一個外表睇落唔似五十幾歲嘅瘦仔媽招呼佢。135Please respect copyright.PENANAvnqLu84uRt
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不過瘦仔媽係睇唔到任何鬼魂,所以表面上得阿初一個嚟咗,實際上間屋非常熱鬧。135Please respect copyright.PENANAJQxc04d2iZ
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瘦仔媽:「咦,老公你竟然買到生雞,用嚟拜神?」
雖然瘦仔老豆做殯儀業,不過佢屋企基本上只有兩個神樓用嚟拜祖先同埋門口擺左個土地之外,係無任何道教擺設,反而成屋都係瘦仔嘅漫畫同模型,至於啲符就係平時開工用嘅架生。135Please respect copyright.PENANA0f5QXuxzBS
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老豆:「隻雞……係寵物黎架。」
瘦仔:「老豆……你!」
阿初:「哈哈哈哈哈……」
無錯,瘦仔老豆係唔識講大話,不過佢老婆又信到十足。瘦仔老豆係一個循規道矩既典型好男人,反而瘦仔就好學唔學,衰嘅就學足,又爛賭,仲要惹埋華叔呢啲惡霸,幸好之前華叔阿媽過身瘦身老豆收左個超平街坊價幫佢攪掂身後事,如果唔係瘦仔真係瀬乜都唔掂。
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瘦仔媽「阿初,聽講你係外國返黎,以前係呢到街坊?」
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阿初:「……係啦。」
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瘦仔媽「浸過咸水係好㗎,瘦仔你學下人啦……」
瘦仔:「咪咁煩啦……」
瘦仔媽:「阿初你結左婚未?有無女朋友啊?」
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阿初:「未,無……」
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瘦仔媽:「大個仔要有頭家先成熟㗎,不過單身有單身嘅好,以事業為目標,搵多啲錢!係呢,你做邊行㗎?」
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阿初:「記者……」
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瘦仔媽:「唔洗咁怕醜喎,得閒咪多啲上黎食飯囉!多個人多雙筷之麻!」135Please respect copyright.PENANA07ynTbb5uP
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瘦仔媽越坐越近,就黎迫到阿初無位。135Please respect copyright.PENANAmZRb9WkxLL
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阿初:「好……」
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瘦仔:「阿媽你係咪煲緊湯,快啲去睇火啦!」
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瘦仔媽:「係喎,坐多陣開飯喇!」
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多得瘦仔打圓場,如果唔係阿媽有排問,半個鐘前,佢地仲係街巿比人追殺,非常緊張,而家氣氛就比瘦仔媽緩和曬。瘦仔老豆換返件背心底衫,著住條波褲行出黎,坐係梳化同佢地兩個開會,梳化前嘅茶几放住一個紅色膠袋,入面有一枝樹枝,一個爛蕃茄同一個汽水罐。老豆抆開痴係膠袋上面既符,口嗡嗡左句,之後就講:「出黎啦。」
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忽然間成屋既閃左幾野,瘦仔媽係廚房大叫。135Please respect copyright.PENANA5eX8XOglQv
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瘦仔媽:「老公,發生咩事?」
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老豆:「阿昌玩燈制!」
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瘦仔媽:「哦!」
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三隻鬼走返出嚟,肥婆蓮保持雞身,三人三鬼正式開會。
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老豆:「件事今晚一定要解決,如果唔係就死得人多。」
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瘦仔:「點攪掂啊,癲鬼上傻佬身。」
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阿初:「傻佬唔難對付啊,但係隻癲鬼真係好惡!」
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老豆搲左下頭,拎起茶几上面個電話㩒。
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老豆:「喂,老許,又要打攪你,頭先差啲就135Please respect copyright.PENANAdTtiLitTxh
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到隻鬼架,又比佢走甩左,而家都無乜頭緒去邊到搵返佢。」
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老許:「隻鬼上咗無耐,佢個宿主應該仲會有少少本性,試下去啲佢成日去嘅地方,應該有收獲,不過隻鬼如果上多次身就有啲難攪……」135Please respect copyright.PENANAWPLeCoeMjy
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老豆開咗擴音比佢地聽。
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瘦仔:「許叔,你一定要幫我地啊!」
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老許:「最衰我仲未返香港,你地要準備少少野。」
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老豆:「準備咩?」
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老許:「降魔杵,符,朱砂,紅繩,紅較剪,紅膠袋,黑狗血。」
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瘦仔:「朱砂邊到搵到?」
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老許:「紙紮鋪有架。」
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瘦仔:「吓……即係要返街巿……」
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老許:「隻鬼應該唔會留係嗰到。」
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阿初:「咁其實有咩用途?點用?」
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老許:「降魔杵用黎破佢邪氣,趁佢邪氣外洩就用紅繩綁住佢,用毛筆點朱砂係佢身上寫封魔咒,一陣發短訊句咒文比你,如果隻鬼控制唔到,就用紅較剪插佢條腰……」135Please respect copyright.PENANASuAvwzvGan
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瘦仔:「點解要插腰?」
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老許:「佢係男鬼,腰係男人陽氣最盛嘅地方,插嗰個位等佢洩陽氣同陰氣互沖,不過就有危險性,因為有機會整傷宿主。」
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瘦仔:「唔怕啦,個傻佬頭先同我地打都攪到周身傷!」135Please respect copyright.PENANA9LER8YpvPA
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老豆:「係驚你地錯手殺左佢咋!」
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阿初:「咁紅膠袋同黑狗血……」
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瘦仔:「係邊到搵到黑狗血啊……唔係要殺狗啊……雖然我知隔離屋有養狗,但係嗰隻吉娃娃嚟喎……」
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阿初:「你唔係真係諗住偷隔離屋隻狗啊……」
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老許:「我都知呢樣有啲難,其實雞血都得嘅!」
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三個人同時望向「肥婆蓮」,肥婆蓮驚叫,即雞啼。
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老許:「黑狗血治邪一流,不過雞血都正氣,將雞血放入紅膠袋,必要時對準隻鬼黎掟,佢想唔魂飛魄散都幾難,不過我地學道之人就唔太建議咁做,可以嘅話就盡量不殺,無損陰德。」
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老豆:「明白,我叫兩個後生去準備,我都寫多幾道符先。」
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老許:「一陣你貼幾道符喺門,廁所,廚房窗門,保你老婆安全。」
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老豆:「我會。」
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老許:「我過兩日就返黎,收到隻鬼嘅話就搵樽入住佢,然後放最東面位置,我會超渡佢。」
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老豆:「唔該曬!飲茶我嘅!」
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老許:「希望你地今晚成功!」
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阿初:「許叔,你返到黎我有事請教你!」
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瘦仔:「佢係我老友黎架!」
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老許:「好啦,收線喇。」
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隨著老許收線,老豆突然認真模式啟動,三鬼雖然無出過聲,不過貌似興奮同感動。
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肥豬:「咁我地三個有咩可以配合?」
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老豆:「個傻佬平時會去開邊到?」
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肥豬:「議員辦事處!」
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老豆:「好,我地就去嗰到!阿初,瘦仔,要你地去多次街巿喇!」
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阿初:「好!」
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瘦仔:「係……」
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老豆:「你三隻鬼一陣要幫手引肥彪出黎。」135Please respect copyright.PENANAYyozKOoPEr
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辮子:「唔係掛……」
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四眼:「即係叫我地去死遮……」
老豆:「你地唔係死左喇咩?」
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肥豬:「咁又係……」
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老豆:「你地生前無貢獻,而家咪當做啲野,第日都可以投胎去好人家啦!」
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辮子:「咁好啦!記得我幾個啊!我叫杜奇風,颱風個風。」
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四眼:「我叫劉惠強,惠州個惠。」
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肥豬:「我叫王……」
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瘦仔:「王晶!?哈哈哈哈哈哈……」
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肥豬:「係王昌啊!」
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老豆:「好,我寫低左你地個名喇,我會燒啲好野比你地,你地返入啲附身器皿先,廢事嚇親我老婆,我地食完飯出發。」
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瘦仔媽:食得飯喇!」
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陣陣香味由廚房傳出,四餸一湯,埋枱開飯,完全唔似係決戰前夕,問題係,咁緊張嘅狀況下仲食唔食得落飯?
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老豆:「食多舊肉,一陣有力氣跑啊!」
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瘦仔媽:「老公你一陣要開工?帶埋阿仔去?」
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老豆:「係啊…」
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瘦仔:「阿媽唔好問咁多,食完飯我地就出去。」
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阿初無出聲只係一路扒飯,點會唔緊張吖,只係「三魂六魄」呢幾個字仍然纏繞係佢腦海入面,仲有完左呢事佢就要正式調查黃伯死因,或者佢而家最想做嘅就係,返屋企沖涼休息。3
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