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Funny Death

ENTRY #5

Author:

TheCourtFool

Published:

Mar 1, 2017

Funny Death

Published:

Mar 1, 2017

ENTRY #5

Car crash

Author:

TheCourtFool

Published:

Mar 1, 2017

1 Min Read

143 Words

One morning during rush hour, a man was texting on the way to work and got into a car crash.

Thankfully, he had a big jeep.

Unthankfully, the other guy had a semi.

Thankfully, the airbags deployed.

Unthankfully, he was in the back due to the lack of a seatbelt because he was clearly an idiot.

Thankfully, he wasn't scratched by glass.

Unthankfully, he was stabbed by glass.

Thankfully, the wound wasn't lethal.

Unthankfully, the car was on fire.

Thankfully, he was thrown a few feet from the vehicle as it was launched into the air.

Unthankfully, he smashed his face on the asphalt.

Thankfully, the other guy's truck was fine.

Unthankfully, the man's car was totaled.

Thankfully, his car was still salvageable.

Unthankfully, then it exploded.

Thankfully, he had car insurance.

Unthankfully, he didn't have life insurance.

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