Bunny’s on break, human’s gone too, 57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKLMkqqW6H
The boss is left with nothing to ship——just the script.57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sMayt3TBY
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The meeting room’s AC was, for some reason, colder than usual today.
The boss had called it an “emergency discussion,”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZqz0PcMij
but the director had been sitting there since 10 a.m.——and it was now 10:30.
No projector. No lights.57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9iR6sYbGO
Just a stack of freshly printed documents on the table.
The pages were still warm, the curled corners holding onto the last breath of the printer’s heat——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQdl45P2K3
as if preemptively mourning someone’s fate.
On top of the stack, it read:57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvFUWjv8kC
Script Request: BL57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT21Jf4w4Sk
arget Delivery: 3/15 (negotiable)57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMVf04tGkN
Note: No GL. Absolutely NO GL!57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBSn5EcFdZ
Today was March 13th.
And something even deadlier than a deadline began to spread through the room——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAxqBzqtvR
silence.
Then, the screenwriter broke.
“I see. So this is how I die.”
The tone was perfectly calm. But the keycap that flew off his keyboard said otherwise.
“Have I been smiling too sweetly lately?”
The art lead’s voice was gentle, eyes even gentler——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYYtNippAF
but the pen in her hand snapped in two with a clean, audible crack.
The manager glanced at the script title,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sYLdSDtQK
then looked up at the boss.
“This time it’s… human, right?”
The director said nothing.
He entered full survival mode: eyes vacant, lips sealed, limbs slowly retreating.
The back of his chair creaked slightly, as if whispering:57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmvEOX7jrh
“I’m not here. I don’t exist. Please let me live through this day.”
And the source of this whole cursed script——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5rvbid9ry
the boss himself——
was now quietly shrinking behind the director,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrwMfnBn9D
desperately trying to suppress his presence.
Then, with a pitiful tone, he tried to defend himself:
“You guys know… we’re still a new company…”
“We really need the exposure…”
The murderous intent in the room collectively spiked.
“I… I really couldn’t say no to the client!”
“They didn’t want GL… and then said it had to be out by the 15th… sigh…”
The director turned his head slowly, eyes beginning to glaze over.
“Today is the 13th.”
“I paid a terrible price too!”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnPP9reNvM
the boss wailed, emotions flooding out like a broken dam.
“Waaahhh… I had to let go of my OTP…”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknSrjrltHo
“My bunny … My sweet, fluffy retriever…”
Before anyone could stop him, he kept talking——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojKRboseZt
and somehow, actually pulled out his phone.57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMhItD5W7e
Opened the photo album with trembling hands,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvKHTcjwUB
and tapped on a photo like it was the last memory of a lost love.
In the photo, the bunny was clutching her human co-star’s arm with her fluffy little paws.57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U4o3MCjFn
The two of them stood by the sea,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxcZxOap2w
glowing in the sunset like they were newlyweds on their honeymoon.
And the boss began to sob.
“They just went on vacation together, do you even realize that?!”
“Just yesterday, they were holding hands on the beach, drawing in the sand!”
“And now… now I have to launch a brand new couple, finish filming in two days,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT89YdUIFI
and somehow come up with a dramatic twist—?!”
He sniffled hard.
“This isn’t just abuse to me…57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELM8Rutqec
it’s abuse to the fans…”
Silence fell across the room once more.
When someone is truly speechless, they laugh.
“Heh.”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL8vRMMQMG
The screenwriter reattached the keycap that had been smacked off.
“Heh.” 57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d9Nhjib6D
The art lead bent down and quietly stuffed the broken pen deep into her pencil case.
“……”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7coaU258D
The manager said nothing, but had already started searching for exorcism spells on her phone.
“……”57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ad9UXRcD
The director also stayed silent, though his eyes had shifted——from “I am not here” to “If I strangle the boss right now, we won’t have to shoot this script, right?”
The lights in the meeting room were still off,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5BF57zQm2
but the atmosphere was hot enough to ignite the stack of papers on the table.
Sniffling, the boss turned to the director and the screenwriter.
“I have an idea.”
His eyes were red, like someone who’d just been hit by a wave.
“What if we made one of them a cop…”
In that instant, the air froze again.
“You sure about that?”
The manager jumped in before anyone else could erupt.
“If you actually cast someone who knows the law,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1pCe9QE0F
I swear they’ll sue you for labor abuse.”
The boss quietly closed his mouth.
The director sank a little lower into his chair.
The art lead took out her sketchpad again57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3wyCCdAMP
and drew a picture: the boss with a pencil stabbed into his head——sharpened to a deadly point.
The screenwriter started checking his calendar.
“How many tens of thousands of words can I write in two days? I don’t know.57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXF4vHXSmo
But I do know I might die on my keyboard.”
But no matter how chaotic things got——57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6j380cT17
the show still had to go on.
At that point, no one could’ve predicted what this production would eventually become.
All they knew was that later that night,57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLkG5lCdUs
the boss really did post something.
Just a single photo:57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuCYXSBXgx
the backs of the bunny and the human, walking away into the distance.
The caption?57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEz204uRN1
Only five words: My favorite couple.
The post’s most-liked comment came from the director’s anonymous account.
"The most savage reply came from the art lead:57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKgD7Ozie3
"You tossed your OTP just to launch a new series——and now you’re crying about it?"57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPF2SjJcbD
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