Bunny’s on break, human’s gone too, 374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtejsVbgBfi
The boss is left with nothing to ship——just the script.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlD45Z0Li5
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The meeting room’s AC was, for some reason, colder than usual today.
The boss had called it an “emergency discussion,”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSJeGa33Gt
but the director had been sitting there since 10 a.m.——and it was now 10:30.
No projector. No lights.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzASdRuBhnH
Just a stack of freshly printed documents on the table.
The pages were still warm, the curled corners holding onto the last breath of the printer’s heat——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wZajvbzKG
as if preemptively mourning someone’s fate.
On top of the stack, it read:374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJdtCjL66e
Script Request: BL374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtdcigYOmN
arget Delivery: 3/15 (negotiable)374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiUf3c20RP
Note: No GL. Absolutely NO GL!374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9PTf0MWP6
Today was March 13th.
And something even deadlier than a deadline began to spread through the room——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXCbWHHaQj
silence.
Then, the screenwriter broke.
“I see. So this is how I die.”
The tone was perfectly calm. But the keycap that flew off his keyboard said otherwise.
“Have I been smiling too sweetly lately?”
The art lead’s voice was gentle, eyes even gentler——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHapj5Ilz9a
but the pen in her hand snapped in two with a clean, audible crack.
The manager glanced at the script title,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5kh7VAmwH
then looked up at the boss.
“This time it’s… human, right?”
The director said nothing.
He entered full survival mode: eyes vacant, lips sealed, limbs slowly retreating.
The back of his chair creaked slightly, as if whispering:374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKscuLmB6A4
“I’m not here. I don’t exist. Please let me live through this day.”
And the source of this whole cursed script——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1xUQXM7gw
the boss himself——
was now quietly shrinking behind the director,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfhKlqOC9n
desperately trying to suppress his presence.
Then, with a pitiful tone, he tried to defend himself:
“You guys know… we’re still a new company…”
“We really need the exposure…”
The murderous intent in the room collectively spiked.
“I… I really couldn’t say no to the client!”
“They didn’t want GL… and then said it had to be out by the 15th… sigh…”
The director turned his head slowly, eyes beginning to glaze over.
“Today is the 13th.”
“I paid a terrible price too!”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkszclCMAbx
the boss wailed, emotions flooding out like a broken dam.
“Waaahhh… I had to let go of my OTP…”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7hrdgTSP6
“My bunny … My sweet, fluffy retriever…”
Before anyone could stop him, he kept talking——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoCjXFr0rP
and somehow, actually pulled out his phone.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS736hQN7qo
Opened the photo album with trembling hands,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztYqqJjNV2
and tapped on a photo like it was the last memory of a lost love.
In the photo, the bunny was clutching her human co-star’s arm with her fluffy little paws.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwSkUN5qLD
The two of them stood by the sea,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbD2OutKfx
glowing in the sunset like they were newlyweds on their honeymoon.
And the boss began to sob.
“They just went on vacation together, do you even realize that?!”
“Just yesterday, they were holding hands on the beach, drawing in the sand!”
“And now… now I have to launch a brand new couple, finish filming in two days,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLikFuof2A
and somehow come up with a dramatic twist—?!”
He sniffled hard.
“This isn’t just abuse to me…374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau7TOc7eij
it’s abuse to the fans…”
Silence fell across the room once more.
When someone is truly speechless, they laugh.
“Heh.”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMSTUAgNi8
The screenwriter reattached the keycap that had been smacked off.
“Heh.” 374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof7gLIK7R5
The art lead bent down and quietly stuffed the broken pen deep into her pencil case.
“……”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk8HpietIO
The manager said nothing, but had already started searching for exorcism spells on her phone.
“……”374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOoR71B6HU
The director also stayed silent, though his eyes had shifted——from “I am not here” to “If I strangle the boss right now, we won’t have to shoot this script, right?”
The lights in the meeting room were still off,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSv1Ln56SN
but the atmosphere was hot enough to ignite the stack of papers on the table.
Sniffling, the boss turned to the director and the screenwriter.
“I have an idea.”
His eyes were red, like someone who’d just been hit by a wave.
“What if we made one of them a cop…”
In that instant, the air froze again.
“You sure about that?”
The manager jumped in before anyone else could erupt.
“If you actually cast someone who knows the law,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxFzAX64Q0
I swear they’ll sue you for labor abuse.”
The boss quietly closed his mouth.
The director sank a little lower into his chair.
The art lead took out her sketchpad again374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJAyx1v8yu
and drew a picture: the boss with a pencil stabbed into his head——sharpened to a deadly point.
The screenwriter started checking his calendar.
“How many tens of thousands of words can I write in two days? I don’t know.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e8fU6Go1J
But I do know I might die on my keyboard.”
But no matter how chaotic things got——374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlPw60XlqC
the show still had to go on.
At that point, no one could’ve predicted what this production would eventually become.
All they knew was that later that night,374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdreD8dZwi
the boss really did post something.
Just a single photo:374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlJslKweAx
the backs of the bunny and the human, walking away into the distance.
The caption?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32W7NgXQP4
Only five words: My favorite couple.
The post’s most-liked comment came from the director’s anonymous account.
"The most savage reply came from the art lead:374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhv6tkDwwa
"You tossed your OTP just to launch a new series——and now you’re crying about it?"374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtGyOSSMZP
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