Bunny’s on break, human’s gone too, 15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmmEWnv8jQ
The boss is left with nothing to ship——just the script.15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB60wvUvao
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The meeting room’s AC was, for some reason, colder than usual today.
The boss had called it an “emergency discussion,”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoZghMzRn9
but the director had been sitting there since 10 a.m.——and it was now 10:30.
No projector. No lights.15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF2BhnxA9s
Just a stack of freshly printed documents on the table.
The pages were still warm, the curled corners holding onto the last breath of the printer’s heat——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLgeys8MXQ
as if preemptively mourning someone’s fate.
On top of the stack, it read:15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0D4VRTRBB
Script Request: BL15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAQvu06ouJ
arget Delivery: 3/15 (negotiable)15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOiPNmEYob
Note: No GL. Absolutely NO GL!15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN2XDQ0YqQ
Today was March 13th.
And something even deadlier than a deadline began to spread through the room——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TPBOJwBfj
silence.
Then, the screenwriter broke.
“I see. So this is how I die.”
The tone was perfectly calm. But the keycap that flew off his keyboard said otherwise.
“Have I been smiling too sweetly lately?”
The art lead’s voice was gentle, eyes even gentler——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoLDmc6xMB
but the pen in her hand snapped in two with a clean, audible crack.
The manager glanced at the script title,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ115QG8anRz
then looked up at the boss.
“This time it’s… human, right?”
The director said nothing.
He entered full survival mode: eyes vacant, lips sealed, limbs slowly retreating.
The back of his chair creaked slightly, as if whispering:15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVPzHNtSBs
“I’m not here. I don’t exist. Please let me live through this day.”
And the source of this whole cursed script——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ3Qv09x4M
the boss himself——
was now quietly shrinking behind the director,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yHxH8XKfc
desperately trying to suppress his presence.
Then, with a pitiful tone, he tried to defend himself:
“You guys know… we’re still a new company…”
“We really need the exposure…”
The murderous intent in the room collectively spiked.
“I… I really couldn’t say no to the client!”
“They didn’t want GL… and then said it had to be out by the 15th… sigh…”
The director turned his head slowly, eyes beginning to glaze over.
“Today is the 13th.”
“I paid a terrible price too!”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYIDnxVbgf
the boss wailed, emotions flooding out like a broken dam.
“Waaahhh… I had to let go of my OTP…”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74dWJRB6XV
“My bunny … My sweet, fluffy retriever…”
Before anyone could stop him, he kept talking——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6JLB2jzAI
and somehow, actually pulled out his phone.15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzxQKlnDuX
Opened the photo album with trembling hands,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV341QX8nw
and tapped on a photo like it was the last memory of a lost love.
In the photo, the bunny was clutching her human co-star’s arm with her fluffy little paws.15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdMt3K1kJv
The two of them stood by the sea,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcL7yfKz7P
glowing in the sunset like they were newlyweds on their honeymoon.
And the boss began to sob.
“They just went on vacation together, do you even realize that?!”
“Just yesterday, they were holding hands on the beach, drawing in the sand!”
“And now… now I have to launch a brand new couple, finish filming in two days,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniaevxgz4a
and somehow come up with a dramatic twist—?!”
He sniffled hard.
“This isn’t just abuse to me…15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hm1Ye4IrY
it’s abuse to the fans…”
Silence fell across the room once more.
When someone is truly speechless, they laugh.
“Heh.”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSbxqtQL6Y
The screenwriter reattached the keycap that had been smacked off.
“Heh.” 15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypL9p3MfYT
The art lead bent down and quietly stuffed the broken pen deep into her pencil case.
“……”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaik19oCwo
The manager said nothing, but had already started searching for exorcism spells on her phone.
“……”15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREcpRGcJet
The director also stayed silent, though his eyes had shifted——from “I am not here” to “If I strangle the boss right now, we won’t have to shoot this script, right?”
The lights in the meeting room were still off,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqamu1wOJO
but the atmosphere was hot enough to ignite the stack of papers on the table.
Sniffling, the boss turned to the director and the screenwriter.
“I have an idea.”
His eyes were red, like someone who’d just been hit by a wave.
“What if we made one of them a cop…”
In that instant, the air froze again.
“You sure about that?”
The manager jumped in before anyone else could erupt.
“If you actually cast someone who knows the law,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vstCLWtK4
I swear they’ll sue you for labor abuse.”
The boss quietly closed his mouth.
The director sank a little lower into his chair.
The art lead took out her sketchpad again15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIVEnMcmuu
and drew a picture: the boss with a pencil stabbed into his head——sharpened to a deadly point.
The screenwriter started checking his calendar.
“How many tens of thousands of words can I write in two days? I don’t know.15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwqOZXsry9
But I do know I might die on my keyboard.”
But no matter how chaotic things got——15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWp1yKctka
the show still had to go on.
At that point, no one could’ve predicted what this production would eventually become.
All they knew was that later that night,15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOB6zpkA45
the boss really did post something.
Just a single photo:15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYCGtEFk6G
the backs of the bunny and the human, walking away into the distance.
The caption?15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT0C9u3PqZ
Only five words: My favorite couple.
The post’s most-liked comment came from the director’s anonymous account.
"The most savage reply came from the art lead:15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj7Z4qiaw7
"You tossed your OTP just to launch a new series——and now you’re crying about it?"15Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfzlEKwQ2y
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