這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiF3MbcgBp
一個美麗的誤會~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5J2xYgGo6
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78mmJGl9PQ
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwflnKCNYj
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtaYbeSl6O
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamC3ozTB9I
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidHeaCgS5V
Anyway,9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7i8lT3x0s
雖然高中時是讀第二類組，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPO7Gm07ea
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoCF31H1XO
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOWzUO1QtC
那化合物有很多，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p2jk2VVd3
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdgrDMYTcS
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy3Pxqhsxg
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖，C6H12O69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bLCfbHWq4
印象中，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z6ZiHfASS
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多)，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWO770FcmU
和果糖一樣是單醣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmTZqByR8l
既然有單醣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YyW5MoRRV
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RYxw5KMlx
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjjmddiuap
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlRDKqyFsr
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZgbDL29w3
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKDKNU6u3f
需要過五關斬六將，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCnPnYknMF
才能與四天王對決~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb7cZX63Ps
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGJV1G4j5n
除此之外，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSj3vuRwsY
喜歡吃零食的他，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdErimwJGz
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMZtda0MK5
再來，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGnJGKh50x
既然是單醣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokWeaoRqH1
有點像是學長留級三年，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ogjxcPXx
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳，CO29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lHYOY5cv1
雖然滅火器有很多種類型，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmVrBQAIWN
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGaKuKSL5E
利用CO2會搶氧氣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVVD3hYTCj
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt51beXzfQi
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBMF1VQ50T
此外，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpwZzBmvnA
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWRZ5KW4AF
就會變成一氧化碳，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMDaPbojRs
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7XMKQTq6p
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMTqEOl0h1
當然，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMZa82o44H
所謂的可樂，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xJpRYR0SU
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E3Ur9CLDk
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbZi4J0jLd
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTQeN0wvHw
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫，H2O9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9YA2EkCjf
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas0pRsCCqY
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgntqMhNdK
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXQQEeQw8T
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHlxlpepcj
提到冰，就會想到水的固態，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwczB1JGgCA
對應學長喜歡寒冷~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVMcM4oC2p
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzfipntI36
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3up1E1Pd8n
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwrmBLKAwg
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbooWsarpe
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VZHU0VnlN
又或者是精力壯盛，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8ZzrOAe6L
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水，好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN1zJ683ep
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgYnUY1VEB
晚上的學長就是氣態的水，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiGnCXffT3
整個晚上都很有精神!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU8LxCOQdO
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGlhBxf34R
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJnJd6Du0k
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkCltOCRD1
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzOCtqGvtw
剩下的化合物就算有想到，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ051j3ziFdg
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L9AfTFDXR
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUw97TmML0
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uf4sYduep
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDa7RvSRlRN
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcjs9Q2Soh
如果相處後發現真的不適合，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRIxGzZOaa
那就好聚好散吧!9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ705u8p3AHz
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV89PT6zrE
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1vvaepItl
我很喜歡旋律，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfULPsxqS2
也覺得歌詞很有意思~9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyfr4cC4fG
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEfhxABG2z
(因為母胎單身)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp0jU9Jrlw
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7RADt4SSE
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡannFCKuQoT
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA2JSdPa4P
我大概是什麼惰性氣體，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXQyia7QGe
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JNbaDzAZR
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
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