這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,154Please respect copyright.PENANA6iIJsi1Nha
一個美麗的誤會~154Please respect copyright.PENANAc60twdbQbX
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~154Please respect copyright.PENANAkH23zfgOFc
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!154Please respect copyright.PENANAyxF4YXOD62
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)154Please respect copyright.PENANApat9NJQ2aY
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~154Please respect copyright.PENANAB8MpYNVFXH
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~154Please respect copyright.PENANAJmZ7m4sq1S
Anyway,154Please respect copyright.PENANAdDxcYjMNcI
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,154Please respect copyright.PENANAaWuq0qAwDD
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~154Please respect copyright.PENANADluKexrHKS
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...154Please respect copyright.PENANABBHjinUyTf
那化合物有很多,154Please respect copyright.PENANAhxFc1Mg1fY
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,154Please respect copyright.PENANAtyWTOC8u3h
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,154Please respect copyright.PENANAqy2iml1HMR
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O6154Please respect copyright.PENANAN6pSbQsjcs
印象中,154Please respect copyright.PENANAv0LVmG4BxY
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),154Please respect copyright.PENANACkAoleLSOe
和果糖一樣是單醣,154Please respect copyright.PENANAfkK5a761Yt
既然有單醣,154Please respect copyright.PENANAXWkMaRbF2X
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~154Please respect copyright.PENANA5CJxpKqro3
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~154Please respect copyright.PENANAibGiHxbaWg
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~154Please respect copyright.PENANAi7JbO286b3
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,154Please respect copyright.PENANA4iTIKUtPyH
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,154Please respect copyright.PENANAYUtckFwwZa
需要過五關斬六將,154Please respect copyright.PENANAOOvlToMFAv
才能與四天王對決~154Please respect copyright.PENANAw995OwaC0r
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?154Please respect copyright.PENANAdDr04pwXli
除此之外,154Please respect copyright.PENANAxeVme5zWky
喜歡吃零食的他,154Please respect copyright.PENANANIXZ5j6pfa
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~154Please respect copyright.PENANAJNCsgPFhcd
再來,154Please respect copyright.PENANAVqgPHdFhcH
既然是單醣,154Please respect copyright.PENANACoPmUZrGXs
有點像是學長留級三年,154Please respect copyright.PENANAx3SAXmAKKm
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO2154Please respect copyright.PENANA2NDr48FzHR
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,154Please respect copyright.PENANA303sh8EQsf
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,154Please respect copyright.PENANAUFEmgWnHlO
利用CO2會搶氧氣,154Please respect copyright.PENANAECGP1UAv4a
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。154Please respect copyright.PENANA8AiHWWRl56
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~154Please respect copyright.PENANAMo213o3ezr
此外,154Please respect copyright.PENANAk4Iuztd2lI
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,154Please respect copyright.PENANAxPgbVv8Bqr
就會變成一氧化碳,154Please respect copyright.PENANAL1JAi5pxKg
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!154Please respect copyright.PENANA6HbRYi06WA
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~154Please respect copyright.PENANAhbw7b87b1C
當然,154Please respect copyright.PENANAX0p8OGsGIt
所謂的可樂,154Please respect copyright.PENANAwMQQ5JBEev
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~154Please respect copyright.PENANAAbB1QVbmD7
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!154Please respect copyright.PENANAw2AffmeAT7
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...154Please respect copyright.PENANAVP8xJYcDZ2
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O154Please respect copyright.PENANA9V9LHZgLlJ
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!154Please respect copyright.PENANAPDZB9to0Tm
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~154Please respect copyright.PENANA0uJ85i1d0Z
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,154Please respect copyright.PENANASYsOcV61BR
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?154Please respect copyright.PENANAtD72Lkcimq
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,154Please respect copyright.PENANA8vkgakhNJr
對應學長喜歡寒冷~154Please respect copyright.PENANA8BzzEuKM63
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。154Please respect copyright.PENANAtzIJCahVX0
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,154Please respect copyright.PENANAzXt8HtSegj
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~154Please respect copyright.PENANAP2208xtEo2
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,154Please respect copyright.PENANACAuH4AeHJx
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,154Please respect copyright.PENANAZoP0R53nlC
又或者是精力壯盛,154Please respect copyright.PENANAf13SfSkdz7
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~154Please respect copyright.PENANAe9nK9GF7L7
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)154Please respect copyright.PENANAZOiQDpCBPB
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,154Please respect copyright.PENANASMqmBt5AiK
整個晚上都很有精神!154Please respect copyright.PENANAiwMtWaqvlW
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,154Please respect copyright.PENANAUinQmSwmHC
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,154Please respect copyright.PENANA6uItQDNNdG
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,154Please respect copyright.PENANAIGKUmoEZvU
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~154Please respect copyright.PENANAf8endEiIza
剩下的化合物就算有想到,154Please respect copyright.PENANA0XmntaFDLo
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~154Please respect copyright.PENANAhYK4xajwnA
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,154Please respect copyright.PENANAi1Qw98wSQQ
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~154Please respect copyright.PENANAnPFpmwioDO
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,154Please respect copyright.PENANADsu6djHTKX
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!154Please respect copyright.PENANAysjgLCTSaT
如果相處後發現真的不適合,154Please respect copyright.PENANAoqUwYrPXvl
那就好聚好散吧!154Please respect copyright.PENANA5OOSVjaYPA
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:154Please respect copyright.PENANAXqycBOTvqp
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together154Please respect copyright.PENANAbfFwUDEVmW
我很喜歡旋律,154Please respect copyright.PENANAaaWBdEXB8N
也覺得歌詞很有意思~154Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7IxW4PA0J
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌154Please respect copyright.PENANADtiewYTHis
(因為母胎單身)154Please respect copyright.PENANAGTfoYLNxmK
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,154Please respect copyright.PENANAhoOMFXcFBl
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...154Please respect copyright.PENANAwYXkHoDMLU
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,154Please respect copyright.PENANABzOqzbdmj7
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,154Please respect copyright.PENANAupXSyYHhot
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。154Please respect copyright.PENANAzj6wzqrHh7
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
7/26 完
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