這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,160Please respect copyright.PENANAnCDJCv6gHB
一個美麗的誤會~160Please respect copyright.PENANAPc30NcCAYQ
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~160Please respect copyright.PENANALvsHj7pzX1
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!160Please respect copyright.PENANA2zbmLmSfLC
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)160Please respect copyright.PENANAcPgsYf09lL
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~160Please respect copyright.PENANAFzT30IsY9i
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~160Please respect copyright.PENANACcxwdWVNSI
Anyway,160Please respect copyright.PENANAeS7rtuirWy
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,160Please respect copyright.PENANAg7uBTGiFXw
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~160Please respect copyright.PENANA1WjajFm3cN
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...160Please respect copyright.PENANA99jLkzfzEc
那化合物有很多,160Please respect copyright.PENANAjyEGDqgbZl
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,160Please respect copyright.PENANA8IuTt78Fh0
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,160Please respect copyright.PENANAwFxt2WJwFA
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O6160Please respect copyright.PENANA4N6MAYLZnP
印象中,160Please respect copyright.PENANAvDhse8rMFz
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),160Please respect copyright.PENANAP6Q9MT5UOt
和果糖一樣是單醣,160Please respect copyright.PENANAmcRajwQKhe
既然有單醣,160Please respect copyright.PENANANN8IJL8mM9
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~160Please respect copyright.PENANAWoCper8Hux
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~160Please respect copyright.PENANAgWx1NBc8Md
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~160Please respect copyright.PENANA3Pb2L2egVI
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,160Please respect copyright.PENANAoiJpafxDgP
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,160Please respect copyright.PENANAvi6EPwltoj
需要過五關斬六將,160Please respect copyright.PENANAPEp2nqDwJc
才能與四天王對決~160Please respect copyright.PENANAMZTx3us1W6
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?160Please respect copyright.PENANAQvMuawByWC
除此之外,160Please respect copyright.PENANANPR9ZUPHB4
喜歡吃零食的他,160Please respect copyright.PENANAvdKmW6oe3G
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~160Please respect copyright.PENANAjs3QXbTFaS
再來,160Please respect copyright.PENANA0NZH1r6GSi
既然是單醣,160Please respect copyright.PENANAZhdB3MrvCv
有點像是學長留級三年,160Please respect copyright.PENANATS8ujHihGQ
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO2160Please respect copyright.PENANADF9oEA4L3m
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,160Please respect copyright.PENANAs9FXTrSTbQ
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,160Please respect copyright.PENANAomRo0v20nk
利用CO2會搶氧氣,160Please respect copyright.PENANA8wx9IMCIce
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。160Please respect copyright.PENANA5uzBg5HGso
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~160Please respect copyright.PENANAxsMh6Wjvu0
此外,160Please respect copyright.PENANAxVgkTxDIOZ
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,160Please respect copyright.PENANAJH3eP7KIvU
就會變成一氧化碳,160Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3r3jBSNSm
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!160Please respect copyright.PENANAOd93Yx0Wxp
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~160Please respect copyright.PENANAabYWGHBvqi
當然,160Please respect copyright.PENANAhOeyj35WV6
所謂的可樂,160Please respect copyright.PENANA9N4DiamKiP
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~160Please respect copyright.PENANARX81GsATLa
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!160Please respect copyright.PENANARxV006ntOl
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...160Please respect copyright.PENANAdSjtFukBXs
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O160Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ3VZ96lVk
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!160Please respect copyright.PENANAWbQDcaGOaV
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~160Please respect copyright.PENANAfZpoeYyNK8
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,160Please respect copyright.PENANAOzNqn61Bmw
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?160Please respect copyright.PENANAN85cg5KOrY
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,160Please respect copyright.PENANAJaP1f9EQVd
對應學長喜歡寒冷~160Please respect copyright.PENANA2FdPZtWfle
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。160Please respect copyright.PENANASNiWJKRxrx
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,160Please respect copyright.PENANAXf369e25lu
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~160Please respect copyright.PENANA77r4Fj97IK
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,160Please respect copyright.PENANAYZeAWGQbGr
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,160Please respect copyright.PENANAdIHk3MZmgN
又或者是精力壯盛,160Please respect copyright.PENANAGBmmhuxDcx
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~160Please respect copyright.PENANAzGagOzY8OG
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)160Please respect copyright.PENANAnquI44cL45
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,160Please respect copyright.PENANArFq8h5Ruh4
整個晚上都很有精神!160Please respect copyright.PENANA69YN0lzcXB
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,160Please respect copyright.PENANASJOMPwfeG4
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,160Please respect copyright.PENANADCIJ8zitYk
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,160Please respect copyright.PENANAnyuwSa49s8
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~160Please respect copyright.PENANAry2119DU74
剩下的化合物就算有想到,160Please respect copyright.PENANAbSfkFC0Nwk
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~160Please respect copyright.PENANAmxi84HjvfM
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,160Please respect copyright.PENANAAdkufn1vNB
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~160Please respect copyright.PENANANSAARxKVAo
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,160Please respect copyright.PENANA3Xxe99qgkj
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!160Please respect copyright.PENANAn0Q826Zyap
如果相處後發現真的不適合,160Please respect copyright.PENANACU8S4pYzh9
那就好聚好散吧!160Please respect copyright.PENANAmW5Sk750rs
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:160Please respect copyright.PENANASGjKS8H5UT
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together160Please respect copyright.PENANANagDCAkuL9
我很喜歡旋律,160Please respect copyright.PENANADqH5Mx3iIp
也覺得歌詞很有意思~160Please respect copyright.PENANAgl0DqdN46p
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌160Please respect copyright.PENANAF24RoT4zHe
(因為母胎單身)160Please respect copyright.PENANA2fZ0VoEdzX
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,160Please respect copyright.PENANAgAClSbDMfV
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...160Please respect copyright.PENANAcxQklEqPRD
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,160Please respect copyright.PENANAFZzjK4QiaT
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,160Please respect copyright.PENANAhFkf2YF52P
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。160Please respect copyright.PENANAy57oIKbpqg
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
7/26 完
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