/story/185183/黃金笑話-上有矺屎/issue/16
黃金笑話（上有矺屎 - 論待業 | Penana
arrow_back
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
more_vert
  • info_outline Info
  • toc Table of Contents
  • share Share
  • format_color_text Display Settings
  • exposure_plus_1 Recommend
  • coins Sponsor
  • report_problem Report
  • account_circle Login
share bookmark_border file_download
info_outline
format_color_text
toc
comment 0
exposure_plus_1
coins
Search stories, writers or societies
Show More Tags
Continue ReadingClear All
More
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
See more results for ""
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
Turn on notifications
Later
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
ISSUE #16
Author: 星恆
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
Author: 星恆
ISSUE #16
論待業
No Plagiarism!wvNry8NPKeT4nNJywDCfposted on PＥNAＮＡ

家人：「你什麼時候去找工作？你不要像馬鈴薯一樣的躺在沙發上了啦。」

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T473K2a17

小明：「我不像馬鈴薯啊，我像一尊佛，我俯瞰眾生，眾生垂涎我的灑脱，skrrrrrrrrr（裝馬叫）更像不羈的野馬。」

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1ixNgMHiX

家人：「嘖！你還頂嘴！」

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSuOHkBLLV

小明：「我看一切是浮雲，眾生視我為百科。淒淒慘慘戚戚，豈能叫一個好兒郎去吃屎呢。」

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXO207wIH2O

家人：「那你看我這眾生的牙籤快，還是你的皮肉硬？！我看你之後會喊我一聲“容媽媽，不要不要”，你還脱韁的野馬咧....」

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi0lYeqbGS
228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE7jaQ0lM6

！！！你給我站住！！！

228Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUrsoBHAqC

216.73.216.67

ns216.73.216.67da2
Comments
BOOKMARK
+RECOMMEND
LIKES 2
READS 224
BOOKMARKS 1
campaign Request update 0
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark!
< Prev Issue
Next Issue >
Click to load the next chapter
Lura
耀西係一隻龜
X
X
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.

Pena Coins Credit Card

×
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
Article
Humor
Short Story
Last updated: Sep 18, 2025
Total word count: 6,499
Total reading time: 22 Minutes
Writer:
星恆
輕小說 寫實社會 笑話
Report this story
×
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically


Reset to default

X
×
x
Proceed

x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.
arrow_back
×

Select a reason:

×

Install this webapp for easier offline reading: tap and then Add to home screen.