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黃金笑話（上有矺屎
ISSUE #59
Author: 星恆
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
Author: 星恆
ISSUE #59
甜品店
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老闆：「你做的甜點，要迎合市場！也讓客戶容易打卡拍美照，放在IG上，免費幫我們宣傳。」

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甜點師：「我做了鴨屎味冰淇淋，以及屎型巧克力爆蛋糕！」

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老闆：「這.... 太有創意了吧？？！能否減少一點衝擊力！」

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甜點師：「這次，我做了拉麵果凍，以及開心果醬搖搖冰沙！」

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老闆：「蛤？？？這.... 太普通了吧？？？！好像我也能做出來....」

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甜點師：「這次，我做了魷魚羹，給你吃！」

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老闆：「喔？！謝謝。」

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甜點師：「我要炒你魷魚，你總是說一些沒見地的話，優柔寡斷！難怪你的店，已經一個月了，還開不成功？！！！這次，換我入股到你的店了喲～」

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！！！！開店不成，反被將軍！！！！

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如果現實中，真有這樣的老闆，

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大家先不要辭職，

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反而要鼓勵老闆，

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冒著「黃牛」的風險！

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黃金笑話（上有矺屎
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Last updated: Sep 18, 2025
Total word count: 6,499
Total reading time: 22 Minutes
Writer:
星恆
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