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黃金笑話（上有矺屎
ISSUE #49
Author: 星恆
黃金笑話（上有矺屎
Author: 星恆
ISSUE #49
媽媽
No Plagiarism!ZkJZv89aKLhHFENFv0t7posted on PＥNAＮＡ

媽：「女兒，妳叫小美，陪妳去逛街吧。」

172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ485eEvPdmX

女兒：「媽，她說前幾天被妳嘮叨，她最近幾天，便秘了，無法出門。」

172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBvzpEIpSA

媽：「啊？？？！可憐的孩子，居然被我念到屎都拉不出來？！！我就那麼駭人嗎？？？」

172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQTbY8HV7K

女兒：「妳就是！我最近都眼腫了，因為妳總是在我睡前，一邊念，一邊吹頭髮...... 周公也不想管我了。」

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黃金笑話（上有矺屎
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Humor
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Last updated: Sep 18, 2025
Total word count: 6,499
Total reading time: 22 Minutes
Writer:
星恆
輕小說 寫實社會 笑話
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