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「當你以為人生已經爛到谷底的時候,請抬起頭望向前方,希望總會在你意想不到的地方出現。」——月見雪下8964 copyright protection46PENANADmkN9DfLMT 維尼
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優真緩緩睜開眼睛,眼前的光芒逐漸放大,耀眼得像是希望的化身。8964 copyright protection46PENANAni5nsskqc1 維尼
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「這是……天使嗎?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAxuorklObx7 維尼
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不,這只是卡車的頭燈。8964 copyright protection46PENANA2J3ZBE8jRT 維尼
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眼前一黑,他被撞飛了。8964 copyright protection46PENANAvhFNs4JqwP 維尼
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「……幹。」8964 copyright protection46PENANA6LYJAXemJg 維尼
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意識再次清醒時,他發現自己漂浮在一片白茫茫的空間裡,像是「低配VR遊戲的載入畫面」,連背景音樂都沒有,只有微弱的「滋滋」電流聲。8964 copyright protection46PENANAyId17aEOA3 維尼
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「……我死了嗎?這裏是什麼地方?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAe3cse7oGgn 維尼
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他低頭看著自己的雙手,半透明,輕飄飄的,毫無實感。四週空蕩蕩的,連個接待員都沒有。8964 copyright protection46PENANAAjcKw2mKix 維尼
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對於自己的死亡,他並不感到意外和恐懼,畢竟人生最重要的事物也一併離開了,而且即使回去也只是無職吧?8964 copyright protection46PENANA19nDDk4jSU 維尼
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「喂——有人在嗎?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAkOx2qEP7SL 維尼
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他呼叫著有人嗎?但回答他的只是一片寂靜…8964 copyright protection46PENANAgDRDJqQy9p 維尼
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「……沒人?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAaZSMSvtyep 維尼
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「嘖。」8964 copyright protection46PENANABuwrqBXXg7 維尼
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一聲不耐煩的咂嘴聲從背後傳來,刺破了寂靜。8964 copyright protection46PENANAbJybzScNYr 維尼
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優真猛地回頭,瞳孔瞬間放大。眼前,一名少女靜靜漂浮在半空,不,與其說是少女,稱她為「女神」或許更貼切。8964 copyright protection46PENANAJRtPnt7uTO 維尼
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她及肩的粉藍漸層長髮微微捲曲,髮尾閃爍光澤,宛如頂級乙女遊戲的SSR角色,精緻得令人屏息。8964 copyright protection46PENANA0IDXqggr84 維尼
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她身著短外套,微露香肩,內搭黑色高領緊身上衣,勾勒出完美鎖骨與恰到好處的胸部曲線,彷彿為一手掌握而設計。下身是不規則黑色長裙,裙襬微短,露出纖細腳踝。8964 copyright protection46PENANAOqIN9ayEio 維尼
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赤足輕踩半空,透明黑色絲襪包裹小腿,在光線下裙襬飄動,隱約遮掩引人遐想的底線,誘惑而不失神秘8964 copyright protection46PENANAumgzfhihIC 維尼
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「這…這就是女神?」優真心跳加速,內心小劇場瞬間炸開,「這建模絕對是限定版SSR角色的水準吧!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAtgAGx0NPyt 維尼
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「吾乃掌管轉生的至高女神——艾莉西亞。」少女雙手交疊,語氣莊嚴,背後隱約浮現一圈聖光(其實只是某個投影機的廉價特效)。8964 copyright protection46PENANAOUSuSQVxVC 維尼
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優真瞪大眼睛,聲音顫抖:「女、女神大人!所以我真的死了?要轉生到異世界了?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAza1FsFMTJz 維尼
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「正是如此!」女神一本正經地點頭,但嘴角卻可疑地抽動了一下。8964 copyright protection46PENANA4iPB0mlJKK 維尼
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她優雅地一抬手,空中浮現一塊閃爍的光屏,上面密密麻麻寫著看不懂的文字。「以下是異世界準則…在異世界,技能由世界意志所分配,職業則反映靈魂本質……」她的聲音莊嚴,但每講幾句,總夾雜著一聲細微的「噗哧」。8964 copyright protection46PENANATDgccouTW4 維尼
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優真聽得一頭霧水,內心卻狂喜:「來了來了!終於輪到我開外掛了!劍聖?大魔導師?最差也得是個勇者吧?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAAzFVZhma6c 維尼
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「噗哧…」8964 copyright protection46PENANARO8IcAhW5F 維尼
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「呃…女神大人,您剛剛…是在笑嗎?」優真狐疑地眯起眼睛。8964 copyright protection46PENANA04BA6wAMpz 維尼
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「我沒有!噗哧!」女神捂嘴,肩膀卻微微顫動,顯然在硬憋。8964 copyright protection46PENANAQAHK4cXBsj 維尼
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「我明明聽到了!那『噗哧噗哧』的聲音,講兩句就來一次!」優真追問。8964 copyright protection46PENANA01Qw0LmvmI 維尼
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「不!噗哈哈哈!忍不住了!」女神終於放棄掙扎,爆發出毫無形象的大笑。她笑得前仰後合,粉藍長髮亂甩,頭頂的光環晃來晃去,還發出「啪滋啪滋」的電流聲。8964 copyright protection46PENANAv95bAo6ShY 維尼
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「不是啦!你……你那個『我要逆襲啦!』的臭臉是怎麼回事啊?也太搞笑了吧!」 女神捧腹大笑,誇張到甚至抹了抹眼角——明明連一滴淚都沒擠出來,完全沒有一點女神的架子。「是因為你是這種連垃圾分類都能搞砸的魯蛇,所以靈魂本質就是個『無業遊民』嗎?哈哈哈!再說職業是無業遊民是什麼鬼啊?垃圾分類這爛技能又是怎麼回事?不行不行,笑死我了!我第一次看見這樣被分類的?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAQsDlyrl8pr 維尼
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「啥?!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAlegt4VbHzd 維尼
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優真整個人愣住,大腦像當機的電腦般空白了三秒8964 copyright protection46PENANAOK5AvSqugP 維尼
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——這傢伙在說什麼鬼? 這家伙是怎麼回事?這不說話時明明是氪金都抽不到的夢幻女神建模,怎麼一開口就變成綜藝節目裡吃崩人設的搞笑藝人了?!8964 copyright protection46PENANA1wriu4TMRq 維尼
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上一秒還被那張SSR級神顏暴擊心臟,下一秒就聽見「噗哈哈哈」的魔性笑聲在廉價聖光的電流雜音裡炸開? 8964 copyright protection46PENANAAI97uaWgMN 維尼
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他視線本能地掃過對方頭頂—— 8964 copyright protection46PENANAdXB4mQj0T9 維尼
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仔細一看,她頭上那圈「聖光」……怎麼滋滋作響還一閃一閃的,根本是快壞掉的廉價燈泡?還有我看到了唷!那個是投影機嗎?8964 copyright protection46PENANAbJ9VUpgxPA 維尼
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還我感動啊喂!這種既視感是怎麼回事?你是某個藍色頭髮的搞笑女神的分身嗎?完美重疊㖿!!8964 copyright protection46PENANAIyyDNEt3YT 維尼
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女神似乎察覺到優真的內心吐槽,瞇起眼睛,露出惡作劇般的壞笑:「喂,你這傢伙,剛剛不會在心裡把我跟某個藍色頭髮的笨蛋女神畫上等號了吧?真是失禮耶!」 8964 copyright protection46PENANAFDWJI7en6s 維尼
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她頓了頓,眼神閃過一絲狡黠。「我可比那種整天嚷著『派對!派對!』的蠢貨高級多了!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAKBrNRA5JGN 維尼
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「妳、妳怎麼知道我在想什麼?!」 8964 copyright protection46PENANA0uxq3wMitB 維尼
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「哈哈哈哈!你的表情蠢到一猜就中啦!」 女神笑得更誇張了,幾乎在半空中笑到打滾。她輕輕彈了個響指,空中「啪!」的下一,浮現出一份閃閃發光的「人生檔案」,還自帶幻燈片播放功能呢?簡直像某檔綜藝節目的誇張特效㖿!8964 copyright protection46PENANAB7UZrbULMA 維尼
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「好啦!讓本女神來欣賞一下你這22年的『輝煌人生』!」她興致勃勃地翻動頁面,眼睛閃著八卦的光芒。8964 copyright protection46PENANAU29KFX0oiP 維尼
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「等等!」就是聞到危機感的味道,優真急忙地制止但已來不及了。8964 copyright protection46PENANAHK5vqsR0ER 維尼
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「哦哦!這什麼?面試被社長的廢柴兒子搶了飯碗?噗——『經濟學?我玩《動物森友會》的股市算不算經驗?』哈哈哈哈!這神回答是怎樣啊!也太天才了吧!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAHGQxEZW0wV 維尼
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「喂!給我等等!那是我的黑歷史!誰准妳公開處刑的啊!」優真急得滿頭大汗,恨不得撲上去搶檔案。8964 copyright protection46PENANAzAPA98lxiY 維尼
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「別急別急,還有更精彩的呢!」女神一臉壞笑,繼續翻頁。「看看這個!被女友甩了,還被罵『連垃圾都不如』?哇,慘到本女神都想給你點蠟燭了~」她頓了頓,語氣更誇張,「結果你被卡車撞死前,腦子裡想的居然是『我應該不是可燃垃圾吧』?這人設也太完美了吧!噗哈哈哈!」8964 copyright protection46PENANADPuswWpHuw 維尼
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「別!別再念了!」羞恥心和尷尬心交織而成,優真臉紅到像熟透了的番茄,像恨不得找個地縫鑽進去,跪在地上抱着頭搖來搖去。8964 copyright protection46PENANAi17sBbxpYB 維尼
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「哈哈,精彩的還在後頭呢!」女神突然又彈了個響指,空中「唰!」地跳出一幕畫面——他的死黨和女友正在進行某種不可描述的互動,整個螢幕閃著刺眼的綠光,簡直像在嘲笑他的悲慘人生。「原來你被甩的原因不是垃圾分類啦!笑死我了!你兄弟的『垃圾』可是直接進入你女友『回收桶』啦!噗哈哈哈哈!8964 copyright protection46PENANAeg6nSsVDFx 維尼
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「啥?!」優真腦袋「轟」地一聲,臉色瞬間綠得像螢幕背景,整個人像是被雷劈中的呆了。「她……她出軌了?還是跟我的死黨?!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAx1h1TIPSJR 維尼
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「哎呀呀,這表情!這表情!」女神笑得在空中翻滾,完全沒了半點神聖形象。「簡直是本世紀最佳絕殺!哈哈哈!」8964 copyright protection46PENANA66CQEh7HnX 維尼
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優真氣到爆炸:「夠了吧!妳這算哪門子女神啊!給我去做黑心脫口秀主持人吧!根本是專門挖人黑歷史的惡魔吧!給我爆炸吧!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAPDoZ9nL0VD 維尼
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「哎呀~別生氣嘛~」女神笑嘻嘻地揮手,「反正你都要轉生了,來,這是你的技能面板,好好享受吧8964 copyright protection46PENANAzGtlGkEWEb 維尼
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「唰」一聲,一道光屏強制彈到優真面前:8964 copyright protection46PENANAPdk4S7hHWz 維尼
【姓名】優真8964 copyright protection46PENANAvr9TFvSyLA 維尼
【種族】人類8964 copyright protection46PENANAJTwRRMprwM 維尼
【職業】無業遊民(閃爍著金光)8964 copyright protection46PENANAVSqNp7Mh9j 維尼
【技能】 8964 copyright protection46PENANAn087hBDRpr 維尼
垃圾分類 初級 8964 copyright protection46PENANAtyEBm7M9AV 維尼
- 能精準分辨可燃與不可燃垃圾 8964 copyright protection46PENANAGApkllnyFW 維尼
- 附帶輕微氣味屏蔽效果(僅限垃圾臭味) 8964 copyright protection46PENANAykwMfq42cs 維尼
- 備註:本技能無法分解、壓縮或焚化垃圾8964 copyright protection46PENANAMkaLSIX0tO 維尼
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「……這什麼爛技能?!」優真崩潰,「幹!」8964 copyright protection46PENANA8Dpr61x2Uq 維尼
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「又不是說讓你轉生打魔王?」女神聳肩,「技能可不是隨便給的,是根據你的靈魂本質決定的~你看,多符合你生前的表現!噗哧!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAgmfIQRsgxC 維尼
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「符合個頭!我要投訴客服!讓你上司過來!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAqJnUc1b6MT 維尼
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「吵死了~想投訴?」氣氛頓時一變,女神一腳踩在優真的腦袋上,歪著頭,露出惡魔般的燦爛笑容。「本女神就是客服,懂?哈哈哈!」 8964 copyright protection46PENANAi4qZnUTUCC 維尼
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透明的黑絲包裹著她的腳,細膩的觸感隔著優真的額頭傳來,微涼又帶點彈性。優真瞬間僵住,腦袋一片空白。8964 copyright protection46PENANAfWa8wdlYpd 維尼
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「噗叽!」 她的腳趾還惡作劇似的動了動,襪尖輕輕戳進他的臉頰,帶著一絲挑釁。8964 copyright protection46PENANAZGofwnOJWi 維尼
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優真憋紅了臉,掙扎著從牙縫裡擠出抗議。「服務爛到爆就算了,還這麼無理取鬧——!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAkB1rKj5biS 維尼
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「無理取鬧?」 8964 copyright protection46PENANATHDDKVEbpY 維尼
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女神挑起眉,腳尖輕輕一勾,挑起優真的下巴,逼他抬頭直視她那雙閃著狡黠光芒的眼眸。她俯身湊近,吐氣如蘭,聲音低柔卻帶著一絲危險的魅惑:「這不是本女神賞你的福利嗎?還不快感謝我?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAGKDqserarT 維尼
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說完,她唇角勾起一抹壞笑,便將優真踹進傳送門8964 copyright protection46PENANAwzEh2ejJsZ 維尼
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「等等!這絕對是黑心轉生吧——!!」8964 copyright protection46PENANAU5ewDMz79P 維尼
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優真的慘叫聲迴盪在虛空中,而女神只是揮揮手,愉悅地哼著歌:8964 copyright protection46PENANAzJIlKd8Ttd 維尼
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「下一位~」8964 copyright protection46PENANATnDQIr0yXG 維尼
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黑暗吞噬視線的最後一刻,優真只有一個念頭:8964 copyright protection46PENANAjnuO0HY7Nx 維尼
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「這女神絕對是冒牌貨吧!?」8964 copyright protection46PENANAkg5jsNVeFG 維尼
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