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搭錯線： 我鍾意中史阿Sir，於是成為老師
ISSUE #5
Author: 星弘
搭錯線： 我鍾意中史阿Sir，於是成為老師
Author: 星弘
ISSUE #5
第五章：「屌你」
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「叮噹叮噹叮噹叮噹。」

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「好，今日講到呢到，各位同學再見。」

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「Goodbye and thank you Mr Cha.」

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「科長！」查利揚叫我。

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「我地出班房先講。」

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我跟住查利揚出去班房門外。

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「科長，呢度係我電話號碼，你開一開手機save低佢先。」

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「好。」

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科長科長，你依家唔識我咩。

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雖然新嚟既老師，唔記得學生名好正常，但係我地有見過面。

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諗到呢度，我少少唔開心，下意識木無表情咁輸入電話號碼。

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「頭先我見你心不在焉，係咪我講野太悶？」查利揚突然提問。

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「唔係，你教書幾好呀。」我微笑講出官方答案。

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「咁我頭先講左啲咩？」

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「第一次鴉片戰爭背景。」

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「背景我講左啲咩。」

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「Errr....英國同中國。」

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「身為科長，要專心上堂喎！你依家係whatsapp send message比我先。」

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又科長。我求其㩒左個常用sticker比查利揚。

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「我收到你個message。不過你唔好咁send message比其他老師，佢地會覺得你冇禮貌，比人觀感唔太好，我個人冇咩所謂，唔代表其他老師都係。」

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佢點解話我冇禮貌？冇禮貌個位係佢，科長前科長後。正常你識嗰個人，你應該叫佢個中文名或者英文名。

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同埋佢性格都叫隨和？老屎忽就有佢份？

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我忍唔住反駁：「我只係send左個sticker，冇正式係whatsapp同你打招呼，唔算冇禮貌既行為。況且查sir，頭先我堂上有講過，我叫盧正希Hailey，你可以叫我Hailey，你本身知我個名，唔洗成日叫科長。特別我係科長，成日揾既話更加叫返我個名會好啲。」

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「Hazel個妹Hailey，直話直說呢點好似你家姐。不過呢度係學校，我係老師你係學生，叫返科長係因為你身份係科長，下次叫返你 Hailey，尊重返你既意願，同埋你睇下你send 過嚟個sticker 先。」

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我不情願打開whatsapp對話。

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入面sticker係一隻白色兔仔，舉牌寫住「屌你！」

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羞恥感頓時湧上臉上，令兩邊臉頰紅通通。

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「唔緊要啦傻妹，你whatsapp揾到我就得，你放學用手機記得加其他人入group。」

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我點點頭，頭也不回急步去廁所。

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我好樣衰，好撚柒呀。

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依家醒起鄭家穎個張「呀」圖。

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如果呢度係屋企，我一定會呀一聲。

可惜呢度係學校，我只可以用水沖臉。

查利揚講得啱，呢張sticker 如果send左比其他老師，應該仲尷尬，特別訓導組個班。

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我要慶幸，係Send左呢個sticker 比佢。

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搭錯線： 我鍾意中史阿Sir，於是成為老師
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Last updated: Mar 30, 2026
Total word count: 149,916
Total reading time: 500 Minutes
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