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茉莉雅睜開眼,本該是浪漫大海,卻看到滿地塑膠袋、翻肚死魚、和一隻喝醉的海星在唱《海草舞》。8964 copyright protection95PENANA5RpN3KXbmv 維尼
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她轉頭,發現一隻滿嘴血絲、蹲在岸邊啃生魚片的野獸。8964 copyright protection95PENANAZPMPZtJrPO 維尼
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「……你是王子?」茉莉雅震驚得魚鱗都炸了。8964 copyright protection95PENANAUPD7oauQRb 維尼
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「我曾經是。但巫女說我更適合當暴躁野獸。」8964 copyright protection95PENANA7reOkkwlL1 維尼
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她低頭看看自己的尾巴,上面還貼著速食標籤:「本產品含高膽固醇,食用前請先退冰。」8964 copyright protection95PENANAu3gWbtqWWo 維尼
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她試著唱歌,王子立刻捂耳狂吼:「閉嘴!Auto-Tune都救不了你!」8964 copyright protection95PENANAMjDbrgTdeb 維尼
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【系統異常】:主線劇情崩潰。正在修復中——新任務:馴服野獸,讓他學會愛。或者,讓他徹底瘋。8964 copyright protection95PENANAimheQsNNpF 維尼
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然後抓起貝殼狂扇他的臉:「你是不是喜歡我?承認啊!不然我餵你吃生海膽。」8964 copyright protection95PENANAVL4OBH2tJB 維尼
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王子嚇得往後跳三步:「我愛了我愛了你冷靜啊你這神經魚!」8964 copyright protection95PENANABbqbtQko2z 維尼
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【系統提示】:愛情已達成。是否進入「幸福結婚」結局?8964 copyright protection95PENANAh6ioWRFwtn 維尼
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她:「我選瘋。選崩壞。選讓整個童話世界陪我下海。」8964 copyright protection95PENANA8RwkQ9LaJn 維尼
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背景是燃燒的劇本、尖叫的系統提示音、以及一隻喝醉的螃蟹邊鼓掌邊喊「我蟹了,這戀愛有毒。」🦀8964 copyright protection95PENANAyN3GZZuYd0 維尼99Please respect copyright.PENANAsrX3HuFe2b
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