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《港式新生活》
ISSUE #42
Author: 院長
《港式新生活》
Author: 院長
ISSUE #42
狀元
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20XX年DSE。

記者：「陳同學你係今屆宇宙無敵終極狀元，係咪會讀醫呢？」

陳：「係，因為我睇過袁教授嘅自傳，我想成為佢咁嘅抗疫英雄！」

記：「袁教授係你偶像？」

陳：「係，我連生活習慣都學足佢，我淨係食丹麥豬、會用洗手液加熱水洗生果，同埋我認為食生嘅三文魚等於食屎！」

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《港式新生活》
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Last updated: Jul 14, 2026
Total word count: 6,022
Total reading time: 20 Minutes
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