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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～《發揮創意，克服寫作限制！》【元素指定戰】
ENTRY #28
Author: 日堯
Published:
Jun 8, 2025
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～《發揮創意，克服寫作限制！》【元素指定戰】
Published:
Jun 8, 2025
ENTRY #28
【穿越/歷史/靈異/勵志】關於我在明朝送快遞
Author: 日堯
Published:
Jun 8, 2025
1 Min Read
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我是個在古董街直播的窮網紅，躺平是我人生的寫照。

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三分鐘前，我還在對著一面銅鏡瞎掰：「家人們，看這包漿——」

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結果，鏡子突然把我吸了進去，再睜眼時，我已經蹲在了屍橫遍野的戰場上。

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「這什麼鬼快遞單？」

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我瞪著手裡泛黃的密信，上面血手印還沒乾透。

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腦子裡還突然叮咚一聲：「您有一則新的訂單：將密信送達揚州城史可法（拒收必死）」

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「穿越還強制接單？」

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我罵罵咧咧起身，突然聽見背後傳來陰森森的笑聲。

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轉頭看見半個腦袋的明軍屍體正衝我咧嘴：「姑娘......順路幫我帶句話給我娘唄？」

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「帶你妹！」

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我拔腿就跑，結果一路上被戰死鬼魂瘋狂追單：「幫我燒紙錢！」「告訴我老婆改嫁——」

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......簡直像開了一場陰間眾籌。  

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最絕的是遇到清兵巡邏，我急中生智掏出直播用的美顏燈一照：

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「天降神光！我乃九天應元雷聲普化天尊座下快遞員！」

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愣是把那群文盲唬得跪地磕頭。

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終於衝進揚州城，史可法接過密信時，我渾身是血卻笑出聲：

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「記得給五星好評啊大人！」

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唰地回到現代，直播間炸了：「主播剛才特效牛逼！」

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只有我知道，背包裡多了塊帶血的將軍印，和一條未讀提示：

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「您已完成歷史急單，獎勵：活下去的勇氣（永久版）」

727Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NxM6Cmf0N

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