如題,我聽說了有人在張貼尋貓啟事,而竹林裡恰巧誤入了幾隻貓,想來問問你是不是牠家走丟的。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZkNC3JmbNl
(名單持續更新中……)73Please respect copyright.PENANA2Yx7rHoo8h
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候選一號:咪寶,母(已絕育),3歲,三花貓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyGTWIcnVFH
描述:愛好發熱的主機及按下去有不同聲音的鍵盤,冬天暖手的不二選擇,電腦工作者須警惕撒嬌風險。73Please respect copyright.PENANAsjJSOdDzAv
只愛零食不愛貓糧,貓飯可以勉勉強強接受,鏟屎官,你該去鍛鍊廚藝了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtpD5SF5l03
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候選二號:霓虹,又稱霓大爺,公(已絕育),2歲半,黑貓,有時候是灰貓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAbF5FOrwUeR
描述:性格好動,千萬不要把牠關在家裡,最好能有個門前有種樹的小庭院,樹上長貓經典案例,只要你飯點沒回家就能收到牠的熱烈歡迎。但建議不要種超過三公尺高的樹,牠下不來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtqW0uPadYN
建議裝潢使用淺色家具,心臟不好的人請警惕牠從任何陰暗的角落裡鑽出來的可能性。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6qa3YIH0vE
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候選三號:大吉/朱朱,公,10個月,橘色加菲豬……我是說加菲貓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHO8AHXpWjk
描述:兩隻腳已踏入公公界,距離剩下的兩隻腳只差來個人把牠帶去絕育了。精通開冷氣、開電視、開電熱毯等多項技巧,友情提醒出門前拔掉電器插頭,並鎖好貓零食所在的櫥櫃,否則月底看著帳單分分鐘治好低血壓。73Please respect copyright.PENANANAJi81UvLM
建議帶貓定期體檢,牠家裡缺一隻有錢有閒的人類……噢等等,牠走出了竹林,讓我看看牠準備做什麼。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWMm0SHqGvI
牠熟練地觀察人群,牠熟練地在路人的鞋子上躺倒碰瓷,牠熟練地被帶走了。73Please respect copyright.PENANADpOuxGUtlJ
(對可能看到的前鏟屎官)很遺憾你被棄養了,但別傷心,或許牠偶爾也會回去巡視領地。73Please respect copyright.PENANABSBuVuX1T3
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候選四號:皮皮,公(已絕育),7歲,中年貓咪再就業,灰黑狸花。73Please respect copyright.PENANAjbPZk8IvMM
描述:令鼠鼠聞風喪膽的冷酷殺手,戰力超絕,爪下亡魂無數。家中除鼠的不二選擇,要是有田給牠撒歡就更好了,如果你家很乾淨沒有老鼠也沒關係,牠可以退而求其次送你蟑螂。73Please respect copyright.PENANA16nRONO59N
出門前請記得檢查車底,以防引擎室中長貓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZCcFGfOXg0
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候選五號:咪咪,母,3歲,短毛玳瑁。73Please respect copyright.PENANAypaUh62Jb3
描述:鄰里中有名的貓大王,坐擁無數小弟,不過牠好像沒有領養任何人類……等等你要幹嘛?快來個人把牠帶走……咪咪喵嗷咪喵!73Please respect copyright.PENANAsrgSPU8lb0
(貓毛亂飛)73Please respect copyright.PENANAOPHZpkvxz4
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呼……我在與玳瑁貓的玩(打)耍(架)裡透過不死之身取得了勝利,累了,剩下的之後有機會再介紹吧。73Please respect copyright.PENANAx1Wh4d3Bxw
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#關於某天起床發現門外有隻頭身分離的老鼠這件事73Please respect copyright.PENANAOMF09hI53r
對沒錯,四號說的就是我家小王八蛋,超皮……其實牠算是野貓,只是會來我家蹭飯,但是牠會給我摸欸!73Please respect copyright.PENANA61CtoETWSi
(於是我把零用錢貢獻給牠買貓糧了……)73Please respect copyright.PENANAs5EcuoMLcG
歡迎大家和我分享你家貓幹過的好(糗)事~