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今天是連假的第一天,照理來說,我應該正躺在床上翻肚皮像隻快樂的海豹,或坐在沙發上啃洋芋片、嘴角沾醬、手裡拿著Switch猛打。但現實是——我醒來的時候,媽的聲音比學校鐘聲還準時響起:8964 copyright protection19PENANAd6DGRygmKo 維尼
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> 「起床!都幾點了!你國文還沒背完,數學還沒練完,英文單字還不會背,你還想當人嗎?」(不想~)8964 copyright protection19PENANAfQsztdtu5y 維尼
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我內心一邊掙扎一邊想:「媽,我不是還沒起床,我是根本不想醒來。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAaDH6ierzJk 維尼
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可惜,我連裝死都來不及,她已經衝進房間,直接把床單掀起來,像是在查緝非法移工。8964 copyright protection19PENANAwFBH8oZ9c8 維尼
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她手裡拿著一疊厚得可以砸死人還能順便當枕頭的講義,一頁頁啪啦啪啦地丟到我床上:「這是我昨晚幫你從網路上找的資料,我都比你認真,還不趕快起床。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAe28yDOg5d5 維尼
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我一臉震驚地看著那堆資料,懷疑她昨晚是不是召喚了黑魔法圖書館館長,拿到了什麼地獄之書。你能想像剛睡醒就被塞《天書》的感覺嗎?我想把那疊紙拿去拜,看看能不能感動天地讓我直接過關斬將、考上前3志願。8964 copyright protection19PENANA9PpCERK0Uo 維尼
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上午:國文vs我,看誰先破防8964 copyright protection19PENANAZhxBwifoGC 維尼
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我坐到書桌前,翻開第一篇古文,念著念著我開始懷疑自己是不是靈魂穿越到了明朝。8964 copyright protection19PENANA0eOgaXw6ZH 維尼
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《莊子.齊物論》「昔者莊周夢為胡蝶……」8964 copyright protection19PENANAzKdGcwSA9b 維尼
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不對,我夢到的是自己在玩賽車差點出車禍,為什麼我現在卻在這裡看被一個叫莊周的老兄夢遊?8964 copyright protection19PENANAAbFHjHawYV 維尼
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我看著那堆文言文,突然腦中冒出一段自言自語:8964 copyright protection19PENANAgr0zhIEScK 維尼
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「吾本欲放假,而被學業所苦;焚膏繼晷,題海如山。天吶,此非人之所能受也!」8964 copyright protection19PENANADyrFErahEN 維尼
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(註:我本來只是想好好放個假,結果卻被課業逼到崩潰;白天晚上都在讀書,寫不完的考題堆得像山一樣。天啊,這根本不是人能承受的生活!)8964 copyright protection19PENANACjgRMgmWai 維尼
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結果我媽剛好經過聽見,還很得意地說:「對嘛,你這語感開始有出來囉~」8964 copyright protection19PENANAwAFLt10zuT 維尼
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……我那是哀號,不是進步。8964 copyright protection19PENANAeqckkod2V2 維尼
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中午:餃子與間諜任務8964 copyright protection19PENANAgFRQR6Opl5 維尼
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中午吃水餃,我想終於可以喘口氣,結果媽一邊包餃子,一邊突然像FBI一樣審問:8964 copyright protection19PENANA5jAOtikIBj 維尼
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> 「你國文念幾篇了?單字背了嗎?早上那題數學解開沒?你不會又在混吧?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAzzVm4jNj90 維尼
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我一邊把餃子餡包進去,一邊心裡想:「我不是在包餃子,我是在包我的眼淚。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAKZyEUPF2gS 維尼
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甚至有一瞬間,我真心想把一顆餃子塞進嘴裡,用食物噎死自己逃離現實。8964 copyright protection19PENANAjiWOXoRmwX 維尼
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下午:數學爆肝手術中8964 copyright protection19PENANAjsqyF4SrAN 維尼
下午是數學時間。原本想說好好做一份考卷,結果第一題就直接打趴我。我看了那個題目十秒:8964 copyright protection19PENANAnF3l7Op0Hu 維尼
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(心裡OS:很好!我看不懂,跳過)8964 copyright protection19PENANAcFid0Tfwmc 維尼
實際上,我還是要寫!8964 copyright protection19PENANACEvmxFjUQp 維尼
我腦中瞬間變黑白畫面,彷彿世界都靜止了,還自帶旁白:「他並不知道,這道題目將改變他的一生。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAuoV8uljYzt 維尼
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我拿計算機按了五次還是算錯,一怒之下用手拍了一下桌子,結果不小心拍到一顆迴紋針彈起來砸到我額頭。8964 copyright protection19PENANAyJcBWknn5q 維尼
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這數學題,居然還有物理攻擊效果!8964 copyright protection19PENANAZUVESqKDx9 維尼
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傍晚-理智逐漸崩塌,但我還在堅持8964 copyright protection19PENANA46c2ObFxCl 維尼
做著做著,我突然開始對著題本講話:「你想要我怎樣?我已經寫了十題!你還要我怎麼樣!你說啊!」8964 copyright protection19PENANA04JYsq3OE9 維尼
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我姐路過門口嚇一跳:「你沒事吧?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAj6EwwGORvg 維尼
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我回她:「我沒事,是題本有事。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAWmKRVkK5rC 維尼
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她默默離開,說要幫我聯絡心理輔導老師。8964 copyright protection19PENANArOhVKmoEmm 維尼
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晚上:理化講義與靈魂出竅8964 copyright protection19PENANAMlDsZh7AcL 維尼
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晚上,我坐在燈下面對理化講義,感覺像是歷經三天三夜煉獄歸來的武士。8964 copyright protection19PENANATvfmhjqDR0 維尼
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我開始背酸鹼鹽、氧化還原,背到連晚餐吃的醬油裡有沒有含什麼化學物質我都想研究一下。8964 copyright protection19PENANAPIb0i3tgky 維尼
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我邊背邊唱Rap自救:「酸加鹼會變鹽水~中和反應它不累~小蘇打和胃酸配~產氣冒泡超有feel~Yo~!」8964 copyright protection19PENANAhrVK42zmfz 維尼
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然後我媽探頭進來說:「你是瘋了嗎?」8964 copyright protection19PENANAuMYALDjY9d 維尼
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我:「我不是瘋了,我是找到了化學的節奏。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAE2T0K3Ktor 維尼
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今天,我原本以為會是躺著耍廢的假期,結果變成超硬核腦力激盪挑戰賽。我從書桌上站起來的時候,感覺膝蓋都老了十歲,脖子都快不能轉動,手指還抖著拿筆,像剛打完一場王者排位戰。8964 copyright protection19PENANAVYEHE0khuM 維尼
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但奇怪的是,我竟然有一點……成就感?8964 copyright protection19PENANAgBz0pONqXO 維尼
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可能是因為我從早上活到現在還沒瘋,可能是因為我真的解出了一題「從來不會」的數學,或者可能是——8964 copyright protection19PENANAVNcVFvOddg 維尼
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我其實……有點習慣了?8964 copyright protection19PENANACW25AMFPeP 維尼
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不管怎樣,這只是連假的第一天。我不敢想像第二天、第三天……但至少今天,我贏了一場。8964 copyright protection19PENANAscMg8Sp3Cx 維尼
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不過我現在真的只想好好睡一覺。8964 copyright protection19PENANAA8zQnn9rFW 維尼
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明天我就跟講義再決戰一次。8964 copyright protection19PENANAnqd5HOjGJj 維尼
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我們誰也不許先倒下。8964 copyright protection19PENANAkZNAoAhSxd 維尼
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(如果我忘記發日記2天以上記得提醒我!)8964 copyright protection19PENANAMBb8mVbGQY 維尼
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