No Plagiarism!2OMo9jYIA1xgxMYkKKnxposted on PENANA 社區洗衣店突然推出"高速洗衣30分鐘完賽"活動,甘旋發現滾筒洗衣機"簡直是完美的雲霄飛車底盤!"。同時,露西的"草莓柔軟精實驗"和小迷的"洗衣機外星人理論"意外交織,引發一場洗衣店裡的瘋狂競速賽。8964 copyright protection46PENANAw6ucVx4zB7 維尼
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1. 洗衣機的誘惑8964 copyright protection46PENANA0Hr3wNGaGR 維尼
甘旋盯著旋轉中的洗衣機,眼睛發直:"Giant!這個離心力...這個流線型...根本是過山車啊!"8964 copyright protection46PENANADvxjYjmdDR 維尼
Giant淡定地坐在洗衣機上,10公斤體重讓機器發出"咯吱"悲鳴。8964 copyright protection46PENANAxkWGHU3xbI 維尼
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露西抱著一籃發光草莓闖進來:「這裡的濕度完美適合測試NC-66草莓柔軟精!」她不小心把草莓倒進洗衣精槽,機器突然噴出粉紅色泡泡。8964 copyright protection46PENANAd8ebvosoNJ 維尼
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小迷戴著鋁箔帽衝進來:"我就知道!洗衣店是外星人洗腦基地!"他指著投幣口:"這個孔洞明顯是接收宇宙信號的!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAOOqjXUtWvc 維尼
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2. 草莓動力暴走8964 copyright protection46PENANAztUMEZF6O9 維尼
甘旋已經拆開洗衣機背蓋:"Happy!偷隔壁的自行車鏈條來!"8964 copyright protection46PENANA9yGPsAEMmY 維尼
Happy咧嘴一笑:"喵哈!"結果偷回來一整條香腸(因為隔壁是熟食店)。8964 copyright protection46PENANAt6zfg4yH21 維尼
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露西的草莓柔軟精讓洗衣機開始不規則震動,洗好的內褲全部黏在天花板上。老陳老闆尖叫:"我的高級洗衣設備啊—"8964 copyright protection46PENANAeR8LSJlbaR 維尼
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小迷突然跳上洗衣機:"HB-90探測器有反應!"(其實是洗衣機定時器在響)"這台機器正在發送摩爾斯電碼!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAu9G5Kd0FsR 維尼
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3. 洗衣競速比賽8964 copyright protection46PENANApzUZI2ttwg 維尼
三人意外達成共識:把洗衣機改造成「洗衣賽道」。8964 copyright protection46PENANA825Ob96nwR 維尼
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甘旋用吸塵器當加速器8964 copyright protection46PENANA76f68zNjRc 維尼
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露西的草莓柔軟精當燃料8964 copyright protection46PENANAkAI103PNNo 維尼
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小迷把內衣當成"外星人投降旗幟"8964 copyright protection46PENANA4x0XBRkINu 維尼
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當老陳找來保全時,改裝完成的洗衣機"轟"地衝出去,在洗衣店裡瘋狂漂移,把所有人的衣服都捲了進去。8964 copyright protection46PENANA6XiqMLgE1N 維尼
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BBG炸毛預警:"咪嗷!"(因為洗衣機開始噴射草莓味龍捲風)8964 copyright protection46PENANAzyGmub6cmy 維尼
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4. 宇宙洗衣危機8964 copyright protection46PENANA936tQ9ThT7 維尼
小迷堅信洗衣機要"回歸母星",拼命往投幣口塞硬幣:"這是太空船票!"8964 copyright protection46PENANADYwrjKq1Z0 維尼
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露西發現草莓柔軟精過量:"理論上...現在洗出來的衣服會有自我意識..."8964 copyright protection46PENANAQiZv5X2EGM 維尼
話音剛落,一件襯衫突然立起來,用袖子比了個愛心。8964 copyright protection46PENANAEkUmPKJMWt 維尼
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甘旋興奮大喊:"Giant!壓住方向盤!"8964 copyright protection46PENANA39Ot1pDQkb 維尼
Giant高冷地瞥了一眼,然後...坐垮了旁邊的烘乾機。8964 copyright protection46PENANAF1ig1NxHCL 維尼
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5. 冠軍級解決方案8964 copyright protection46PENANAz3NAA6Pug1 維尼
皮皮剛好來洗訓練服,看到暴走的洗衣機:"這個高度...是新型訓練器材!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAtQzCyRL7hx 維尼
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她一個冠軍級迴旋踢——8964 copyright protection46PENANAXjAP4Vsryh 維尼
洗衣機被踢飛,但裡面的衣服全部展開,像降落傘一樣緩緩落下。8964 copyright protection46PENANAJxg5W34pE3 維尼
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老陳跪地痛哭:"我的高級羊毛衫啊..."8964 copyright protection46PENANALi3cApPCi7 維尼
Happy趁機偷走他的假髮:"喵哈!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAUTOKwGDx1r 維尼
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草莓柔軟精讓洗衣機暴走+衣服獲得短暫生命(偽科學彩蛋:"草莓分子會使棉纖維產生0.3秒的自我意識")8964 copyright protection46PENANA9tOlP9BtFU 維尼
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小迷全程把洗衣流程當成外星通訊(把"柔洗模式"當成"外星語翻譯功能")8964 copyright protection46PENANAjFxUdCO7Yr 維尼
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皮皮的"冠軍級解決方案"讓損失擴大三倍(但完美展示了"黃金比例踢擊")8964 copyright protection46PENANA9LbLbXUR57 維尼
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露西的NC-66草莓柔軟精,標籤寫著"警告:可能讓衣物產生戀愛傾向(尤其對絲質衣物效果顯著)"8964 copyright protection46PENANA7v8WdIa94a 維尼
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被賦予生命的襯衫最後和甘旋的領帶私奔了,有人看到它們在垃圾桶後面約會8964 copyright protection46PENANAPeytlYroeA 維尼
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社區公告:"即日起禁止攜帶草莓進入洗衣店"8964 copyright protection46PENANAl2MvjZuxZa 維尼
歪特看著公告:」我預感...他們在隱瞞洗衣機的秘密。」然後把公告當成餐墊吃起了泡麵。8964 copyright protection46PENANAlQXuiIo7T7 維尼
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甘旋已經在後院用垃圾桶和滑板車組裝"洗衣機2.0":"這次加裝了Happy偷來的馬桶刷當排檔桿!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAGn4B1bejp9 維尼
露西偷偷在社區噴泉倒草莓汁:"理論上...整個社區都會變得柔軟..."8964 copyright protection46PENANAIsQGa5H5a3 維尼
小迷對著微波爐敬禮:"HB-90,洗衣店任務失敗了,但我們會繼續戰鬥!"8964 copyright protection46PENANAVJiWbQweAA 維尼
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