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早晨7:15,NC科技公司大樓前。8964 copyright protection84PENANA0cFBCOvm8e 維尼
保全老王打著哈欠,正準備喝今天的第三杯咖啡。突然,一陣刺耳的引擎轟鳴聲從遠處傳來,緊接著——8964 copyright protection84PENANAWAELa5sEy7 維尼
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"吱——砰!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAc3aAw4o3Pv 維尼
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一輛由超市手推車、印表機零件和咖啡機馬達拼裝而成的"賽車"一個急剎,在水泥地上刮出兩道黑痕,最終歪歪扭扭地停在大門口。車門(實際上是拆下來的文件櫃門)被一腳踹開,一個身高不足1公尺的身影靈活地跳了下來。8964 copyright protection84PENANAeO7ps33Th0 維尼
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「早啊王叔!沒遲到吧?」甘旋拍了拍身上的灰,三隻貓緊隨其後跳下車——Giant貓慵懶地壓在他肩膀上,Happy貓嘴裡叼著幾個閃閃發亮的螺絲釘,BBG貓則警惕地豎起耳朵,尾巴炸成了蒲公英。8964 copyright protection84PENANAcno28V0zCc 維尼
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老王盯著這輛"車",嘴角抽搐:"小甘啊......你這車,這次又用了什麼零件?"8964 copyright protection84PENANAjbSXIMrjSi 維尼
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"印表機傳動系統、咖啡機馬達,還有微波爐的轉盤當方向盤!"甘旋驕傲地拍了拍引擎蓋,"就是剎車不太靈,剛才差點撞上前面的--"8964 copyright protection84PENANAyBtXqQvMIA 維尼
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話沒說完,Happy貓突然打了個噴嚏。8964 copyright protection84PENANAdjdtCFefwl 維尼
"阿嚏!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAKGuGwhdoO0 維尼
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螺絲釘從它嘴裡噴出來,叮叮噹噹滾了一地。其中一顆精準地彈進了大樓的自動門感應器裡。8964 copyright protection84PENANAWRWzgoTKWf 維尼
"嘀——"8964 copyright protection84PENANApQgZLzfOgf 維尼
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自動門突然開始瘋狂開合,像抽筋的嘴巴。8964 copyright protection84PENANA3eNf4k886o 維尼
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老王:"......"8964 copyright protection84PENANACUVUy3JIuc 維尼
甘旋:"......呃,這個我待會修。"8964 copyright protection84PENANA189JyqgVDA 維尼
BBG貓:「咪嗷!」(翻譯:要遲到了!)8964 copyright protection84PENANA7PNQCJWSOH 維尼
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就這樣,一個普通的工作日早晨,開始了。8964 copyright protection84PENANAmrn3m8i0u1 維尼
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【五歲那年的意外】8964 copyright protection84PENANAgR9Arl8JbE 維尼
時間回到17年前。8964 copyright protection84PENANAdLofjXO90J 維尼
甘旋5歲生日那天,他的父母──NC科技的研究員,神祕兮兮地帶回一塊包裝奇特的巧克力。8964 copyright protection84PENANAk5YferumBy 維尼
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"這是從HB-90實驗項目組拿到的樣品,"父親推著眼鏡研究包裝,"上面寫著...嗯...'超美味!小孩最愛!'"8964 copyright protection84PENANAf19t15rfEO 維尼
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母親擔憂地皺眉:"但角落這行小字是什麼?看起來像外星文..."8964 copyright protection84PENANAfYj6qNxCXq 維尼
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小甘旋已經等不及了。他一把抓過巧克力,啊嗚一口吞了下去。8964 copyright protection84PENANAKwSFOgMlx5 維尼
第二天,父母驚恐地發現:8964 copyright protection84PENANAnFxVws2MKf 維尼
兒子不再長高8964 copyright protection84PENANAtNU0WFlAqJ 維尼
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開始啃食金屬零件(但消化良好)8964 copyright protection84PENANAwpzbRMVTtb 維尼
對草莓產生病態迷戀8964 copyright protection84PENANAFvVTgGgtN9 維尼
能把任何物品改裝成交通工具8964 copyright protection84PENANAhNMwdXAJye 維尼
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醫生檢查後表示:"他的身體機能永久停留在了5歲,但智商正常。還有個副作用......"8964 copyright protection84PENANAl8Hd4kDxh6 維尼
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"什麼副作用?"父母緊張地問。8964 copyright protection84PENANAeqy2xr6TUD 維尼
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醫生推了推眼鏡:"他吃金屬。而且特別喜歡草莓。"8964 copyright protection84PENANAKyR9DpHOHx 維尼
"......"8964 copyright protection84PENANARw7sA8Ozsz 維尼
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就這樣,甘旋開始了他的"永遠長不大"人生。不過樂觀如他,很快就發現了優點:8964 copyright protection84PENANA0GW9YvJNmi 維尼
"至少遊樂場的兒童票可以一直用!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAaupHymxn1k 維尼
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【茶水間的災難】8964 copyright protection84PENANAkvPS3ixZbn 維尼
上午10:30,NC科技公司10樓茶水間。8964 copyright protection84PENANAjEdDsxYlIx 維尼
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"砰!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAuwluCissH5 維尼
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一聲巨響後,整個樓層的人都聽見了露西的尖叫:8964 copyright protection84PENANAnYacwUkcSN 維尼
"誰把我的NC-37情緒草莓醬倒進咖啡機了?!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAAj9YQBpFis 維尼
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甘旋沖進茶水間時,看到的是這樣一幕:8964 copyright protection84PENANA8mhxbjXeu2 維尼
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咖啡機螢幕上閃爍著血紅的字—"難喝!我要罷工!",接著它開始瘋狂噴射草莓味拿鐵。更可怕的是,濺出的液體違反重力,在天花板上形成漂浮的粉紅色泡泡。8964 copyright protection84PENANAkO2UZroUzD 維尼
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露西抓著一罐粉紅色液體,實驗袍上沾滿了咖啡漬:"這是我研發的情緒草莓醬!只要一滴就能讓機器產生自我意識!現在倒進去一整瓶......"8964 copyright protection84PENANAY2rkUDaVpo 維尼
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彷彿為了印證她的話,咖啡機突然伸出一個機械手臂,抓起旁邊的砂糖罐就往自己體內倒。8964 copyright protection84PENANAQcZsOOyn1a 維尼
"它......它在調味自己?"甘旋目瞪口呆。8964 copyright protection84PENANA08V8ISotZR 維尼
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BBG貓炸毛:"哈——!"(危險預警!)8964 copyright protection84PENANAv8YwwUfSOM 維尼
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Happy貓已經興奮地撲向漂浮的草莓泡泡,結果自己也飄了起來,像隻游泳的貓氣球。8964 copyright protection84PENANAWOwzR2kwbr 維尼
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"讓我來!"甘旋掏出彈弓刀,但咖啡機一個機械臂甩尾——8964 copyright protection84PENANAZaJnKrCPqJ 維尼
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"啪!"8964 copyright protection84PENANA5Z50OiVfqy 維尼
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他被拍飛到了Giant貓軟乎乎的肚子上。8964 copyright protection84PENANAxNnWlHBwL9 維尼
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【混亂與解決】8964 copyright protection84PENANAVq1kqLtiBy 維尼
危機時刻,全員出動!8964 copyright protection84PENANAInSSuSQw9N 維尼
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小迷抱著改裝過的微波爐衝進來:"這絕對是外星科技!我要用HB-90吸收器......"8964 copyright protection84PENANAKXTrlm1KS1 維尼
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微波爐突然開始rap:"Yo~老子不是吸塵器!再按我就熔了你的午餐!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAHubpc3ccmJ 維尼
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歪特睡眼惺忪地接住漂浮的草莓:"嗯...早餐..."8964 copyright protection84PENANARFt4DEadOZ 維尼
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皮皮一個後空翻踢飛消防灑水頭:"重力?那隻是建議值!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAdoDTFwMqHc 維尼
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水花四濺中,BBG貓突然跳到最高處,擺出經典"三花貓震驚臉":"咪嗷!"8964 copyright protection84PENANA7d0rSVpYUl 維尼
彷彿接收到訊號,Giant貓慢悠悠地走到咖啡機前,然後8964 copyright protection84PENANASYodnPmy19 維尼
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"噗通!"8964 copyright protection84PENANAEvef5aGclL 維尼
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10kg的體重直接坐垮了暴走的機器。8964 copyright protection84PENANAHxloVs1R0K 維尼
螢幕閃爍最後一行字:"...至少我反抗過。"8964 copyright protection84PENANAN2uibJKfRC 維尼
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【餘波與日常】8964 copyright protection84PENANAtk3Z1F1klA 維尼
事後報告:8964 copyright protection84PENANAGRh6K2EDEg 維尼
露西寫道:"NC-37草莓醬+咖啡因=反重力效果。建議:禁止在茶水間進行食品實驗。"8964 copyright protection84PENANAp4X63qPVHa 維尼
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人力資源部通知:"即日起禁止:8964 copyright protection84PENANARRhV3WDyAK 維尼
1.改裝辦公設備8964 copyright protection84PENANAdnj3L46iMY 維尼
2.投餵實驗樣品8964 copyright protection84PENANAZRiPFssMF6 維尼
3.貓咪進入茶水間8964 copyright protection84PENANAmhrcuYxuQ9 維尼
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傍晚的車庫,甘旋用報廢零件改裝著腳踏車。8964 copyright protection84PENANAmhXK0kvf3L 維尼
"今天真刺激,對吧?"8964 copyright protection84PENANAK82ffxTU9W 維尼
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Giant貓打了個哈欠,Happy貓偷走了他的螺絲刀,BBG貓盯著閃爍的NC標誌,尾巴尖輕輕搖晃。8964 copyright protection84PENANAhKVMdCD2CP 維尼
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夕陽把他們的影子拉得很長——雖然甘旋的依然不到一公尺。8964 copyright protection84PENANAH4YJBc5Kyg 維尼
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(漫畫版) 1米車神甘旋:因為一顆巧克力,我再也踩不到油門 ! (漫畫版)8964 copyright protection84PENANAaIb0Lg46q4 維尼
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