No Plagiarism!apWpUKaavrSF39m37ZCLposted on PENANA 收到那封派對邀請時,我正坐在鷹架上修改著風界少女的章節,手機瘋狂打著字,腦袋卻被曬到,一點都不清楚自己寫了什麼。信件來得突然,像病毒一樣跳入我的信箱中,語氣還意外地挑釁:8964 copyright protection133PENANAkjfMfaPzuW 維尼
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四周燈火輝煌,人聲鼎沸,居然都是女人,我瞠目結舌的看著這個畫面。8964 copyright protection133PENANALE8lOEK60a 維尼
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接著我感覺到耳垂被什麼東西「啪」地一聲夾住。像是有人在我毫無防備時,幫我戴上了什麼。8964 copyright protection133PENANAaXYuLBAHyC 維尼
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變成了我筆下,風的化身,命運的少女。8964 copyright protection133PENANAO4cd1S6anP 維尼
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有人優雅地舉著香檳,有人正圍著小桌聊八卦,還有人坐在池邊玩著水看起來很chill……總之,沒人注意我這邊。8964 copyright protection133PENANAECZhYpgejB 維尼
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我像特務一樣輕手輕腳地將手放到襠部,想確認一下——那位陪我度過寒冬與深夜,曾共同面對無數困境的好兄弟,是否還安然無恙。8964 copyright protection133PENANAOP7gELpNbE 維尼
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一摸——不在!8964 copyright protection133PENANANS936xFK1X 維尼
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我飛也似地往廁所方向衝去,心裡同時閃過一堆自我洗腦的OS:8964 copyright protection133PENANArROVmf0Iqw 維尼
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我絕對沒有在亂想什麼,沒有!8964 copyright protection133PENANAc4D6k8so7e 維尼
我只是——只是單純想進行一項人類最基本的生理排泄行為!8964 copyright protection133PENANAFAOm0fQsbh 維尼
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結果一到女廁門口,我整個人都傻住了。8964 copyright protection133PENANAOzW73nbtrt 維尼
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那排隊的盛況,不誇張,比環球影城新園區還扯。有人坐在地上、還有人自備折疊椅,有人已經等到直接靠牆打起盹。8964 copyright protection133PENANAi2zFpD8GDo 維尼
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我吞了口口水,試圖找人問問狀況,但才剛靠近,一排女人齊刷刷地轉頭看我——那熟悉的眼神…8964 copyright protection133PENANA1mcaSgWLul 維尼
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男性廁所,空的。8964 copyright protection133PENANAt74zCTK7dT 維尼
沒人排隊,連一隻貓都沒有。8964 copyright protection133PENANAIfrF1mPEJ7 維尼
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怎麼可能?這麼多人,女廁排的跟百貨週年慶一樣,男廁一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection133PENANAHmHkLE6zxz 維尼
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我狐疑地走向男廁門口。周圍有幾個人朝我投來一抹詭異的眼神,像是同情、像是勸告、又像是在說:「哎呀這人第一次來,不懂規矩啊。」8964 copyright protection133PENANAjhMhRZX1JW 維尼
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但我沒注意。8964 copyright protection133PENANAvpUrkN6pFX 維尼
我只看見——裡面真的一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection133PENANAk9b6v0r9cj 維尼
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乾淨、空曠、寂靜,像是一片被世界遺忘的廁所綠洲。8964 copyright protection133PENANAjvDF1zgweF 維尼
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我站在門口思考了一秒:8964 copyright protection133PENANAoKJBKirw3n 維尼
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雖然我現在是生理女性,但靈魂還是個男人。8964 copyright protection133PENANAF4xnhyO9Td 維尼
所以理論上——上男廁也沒問題吧?8964 copyright protection133PENANAp83wTYjBRV 維尼
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嘿嘿嘿。8964 copyright protection133PENANAmCrMhK5AXd 維尼
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我忍不住小聲笑出來,輕快地推開隔間門,像走進某種特權空間,滿懷期待地坐上馬桶,準備進行那名義上莊嚴神聖的人類排泄行為。8964 copyright protection133PENANA0DFg8hExjr 維尼
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結果——8964 copyright protection133PENANA5N5kqT7ZWA 維尼
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馬桶沒了,世界變了。8964 copyright protection133PENANA3Pv4PFZlQ2 維尼
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我直接往下一空。8964 copyright protection133PENANAdlWfT5srTM 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」8964 copyright protection133PENANAAnwmdLujfw 維尼
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下一秒,「碰!」8964 copyright protection133PENANAJwO2xXu3dh 維尼
我屁股狠狠地摔回工地鷹架上——就是我一開始接到邀請的地方。8964 copyright protection133PENANAZHcNNg0O5e 維尼
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熟悉的鋼管、熟悉的油耗味、還有熟悉的尷尬。8964 copyright protection133PENANAlONEH4gQ2w 維尼
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我躺在地上哀號,旁邊的手機螢幕亮起,一封信件靜靜躺在上面。8964 copyright protection133PENANAfQXNsvKL6e 維尼
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我顫抖著手點開。8964 copyright protection133PENANAWlhtAour6S 維尼
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「因違反善良風俗,已取消您本次派對資格。8964 copyright protection133PENANAb2H6YoNAtM 維尼
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敬請見諒,祝您早日回歸社會正道。」8964 copyright protection133PENANAq8yDcjoFMB 維尼
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我盯著那幾行字,沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection133PENANAzZxelYw3AG 維尼
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