After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - You Won't Believe It, But Once the Hero HR Remembered Everything, We Were... Tavern Buddies?!

[1] "300 Yen for My Past Life? This Is Highway Robbery!"

Hoshino Akira's holy sword hovered midair, its tip aimed at her temple as the screen flashed:

『Memory Unlock Fee: 300 Yen (Tax Included)』24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvezGXKEdPj
『※Warning: May Contain "Mortifying Drunken Archives of Your Arch-Nemesis"※』

While I hesitated, my familiar leaped onto the sword hilt and stomped the "Confirm Payment" button: "Your Majesty! This is cheaper than Hell Casino chips!"

—DING!

The sword erupted in blinding gold light. Hoshino's pupils contracted violently as she clutched her head, memories flooding back—

[2] 300 Years Ago, We Actually... Drank Together Mid-War?

Memory Fragment 1:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhe7cirpdM3
On a blood-moon battlefield, a young Hero (Hoshino's past self) and the Demon King (yours truly) sat amid corpses, sharing a barrel of "Hell Lava Liquor."

"Hey, Demon King," the drunken Hero poked my crown, "this thing... in the human world, we call it 'overtime pay.'"24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt4IyBgH2A
"Nonsense! This symbolizes a Demon King's dignity!"24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72nB9C6qJX
"Dignity my ass! Your minion just told me... you hide a 'Hot Spring Vacation Plan' under your throne!"

Memory Fragment 2:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkns4JUA5eT
The Hero used her holy sword as a clothesline (hanging her "Goddess-Blessed" underwear), while I... dried them with dark magic.

"Let's schedule the final battle for Monday," she hiccuped. "Sundays... are for sleeping in."

[3] The Truth Behind the "Goddess System's" Memory Tampering

In the present, Hoshino grabbed my tie, her golden eyes blazing: "I remember now... There was never any 'final battle'!"

The so-called "holy war" was the Goddess brainwashing her to kill me—because our secret Ceasefire Agreement stated:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3mDjcrX1B
"No 996 Work System: Demons and Humans Unite Against Divine Exploitation."

"So... we were anti-Goddess allies?!" I gasped.24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKwjQufHpI
"More than that," her ears turned red. "You promised... to treat me to Hell Hotpot after peace was secured."24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15gJgiD5FC
(Familiar interjected: "Your Majesty! So THIS is why you spent 300 years mastering hotpot?!")

[4] When the HR System Detects "Employee Rebellion"

The ceiling split open as the "Goddess System" announced:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyangd0akNn
『NO.1 Employee Memory Anomaly Detected. Initiating "Loyalty Reset Protocol."』

Hoshino's suit morphed into holy armor, but her eyes fought to stay clear: "Ludwig... use that move...!"

I yanked out the familiar's secret Demon Uber Ultimate Weapon—a "Memory-Recovery Takeout" spiked with lethal chili oil!

"This is...?"24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mTD27bKGf
"You said, 'Only tears-inducing spice makes memories stick!'" I pried her jaw open. "Wake the hell up... Akira!"

[5] Paid Cliffhanger: The Hero & Demon King's "Reincarnation Employment Pact"

She coughed up golden data streams, her armor shattering to reveal... her Celestial Enterprises uniform underneath.

"Listen," she panted, gripping my hand. "The system's core is inside... the CEO's coffee machine..."

Suddenly, her phone buzzed with a notification:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKcaRaeF6A
『Demoted to "Intern." Return Holy Sword Immediately.』

Meanwhile, my familiar received a Demon Uber order:24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zDDjV2tTx
『New Mission: Deliver "Deicide Special" to CEO's Office24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOCI4BFFb5
Reward: Hero's Full Past Memories (Including Hot Spring Photos)24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0ZIjxFU44
※Prepay 500 Yen※』

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