[1] "Producers~ I'm a 300-year-old trainee... Taxnoka."
Under the spotlight, Taxnoka trembled in her "school uniform + tax badge" stage outfit. The screen suddenly played her "underground idol" past:
Secretly performing "Tax Refund Ritual Dance" in the audit warehouse
Using the "Chief's Seal" to stamp doujins at conventions (limited editions)
Claiming "youth tax policy research" when caught by reporters
Judge Goddess smirked: "Confession reduces taxes~"298Please respect copyright.PENANATW43ecvQ2F
Taxnoka's eyes darkened: "Then let's see who's the real Tax Idol!"
[2] "Tax Rap" vs. "Holy Tears Ballad"
Round 1: Solo Performances
Taxnoka:298Please respect copyright.PENANAxH0isWwATJ
Turned a "tax calculator" into a beat machine, spitting fire:298Please respect copyright.PENANAPjorktecKa
"Rates go up↑ Faith goes down↓298Please respect copyright.PENANAKQjme6V2Yq
Your debt’s due~ No escape (hey!)298Please respect copyright.PENANANBiJ1tFwVf
Reincarnate as dogs? We’ll chase through space (tax!)"Goddess:298Please respect copyright.PENANAS6RyxM5Orn
Sang "Tearful Ballad" while playing a harp, crystal tears as special effects:298Please respect copyright.PENANAW9ce7Bxjqy
"I don’t wanna work…298Please respect copyright.PENANAID480XxHgS
But taxes take my pay…"298Please respect copyright.PENANABqh85muv3I
The audience sobbed, waving "tax-free glow sticks."
[3] Final Showdown: Audit Dance Duet
The producers announced a "Tax Inspection Collaboration Stage"!
Goddess danced with a "Holy POS Machine"
Taxnoka fanned herself with "BL doujins" (pages replaced with tax codes)
They backflipped together, showering "exemption coupons" on fans
Hoshino suddenly hit the Golden Buzzer: "I demand a judge's performance!"298Please respect copyright.PENANADj8za6XvyO
She leapt onstage, her sword splitting the floor—298Please respect copyright.PENANAX9MPwd4ptU
"Forbidden Technique: Arbitration Breakdance!"298Please respect copyright.PENANA8PoheSf4QZ
Every move stomped on "tax hike announcements," ending with her shattering a tax rate sign.
[4] Idol Scandal: Rigged Election
During voting, the familiar hacked the system:298Please respect copyright.PENANA9RChIYK6HN
"1 vote = ¥100 tax credit! Vote more, save more!"
Results:
1st Place: Goddess (mass voting by信徒)
2nd Place: Taxnoka (ex-auditors mortgaged homes to vote)
3rd Place: Hoshino (hijacked by corporate accounts)
On the podium, Taxnoka ripped off her wig: "I'm done…"298Please respect copyright.PENANA8qe52QL03h
She tore her uniform to reveal a "Anti-Tax Guerrilla T-shirt": "THIS is the real me!"


