After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - The Church of Kawaii Taxes

[1] "Hark, lost lambs! Henceforth, address me as—'Pope of Moe Taxation'!"

The familiar, wearing a "Doujin Tax Tiara" and wielding a "Holy POS Machine", preached atop Demon Castle ruins:310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6KRWuFIMo
"All your suffering shall be redeemed—310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmegiCcgg8X
Overtime grievances? Tax deductible!310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG3CXrn1aM
Singlehood tax? Refundable!310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm0gJ3tMpb
Even doujin sales... count as faith points!"

The congregation erupted:

Ex-auditors in "nun-style uniforms" collected offerings
The Goddess, hired as "Confession Booth Mascot" (1 tear = ¥1 tax credit)
Even "Pain Cuisine" became communion wafers—"Spicy Strip Eucharist"

[2] The "Ten Commandments of Moe Tax"

Stained glass windows projected new doctrine:

Thou shalt tithe monthly (QR codes accepted)
Never utter the Chief's real name (Only "Taxnoka-sama")
Keep holy the Doujin Sabbath (No censorship Fridays)310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpANeooM4I
...
"Moe is justice; non-moe—TAXED!"

Hoshino's sword auto-printed tax notices: "This ‘faith’ is just armed robbery?!"

[3] Confessional Booth Turned "Pain-Tax Livestream"

Penitents queued for:

"Pure Love Confession": 5% tax cut for admitting crushes
"R18 Absolution": Buy "Indulgence Tickets" to avoid exposure
"Angst Authors": Pay "Reader Trauma Surcharge"

Pope Familiar, on camera, shook a "Doujin-Shaped Collection Box":310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXlBqQ6m5s
"Dear believer, you just confessed to reading the Chief’s BL... ¥1000 ‘hush fee,’ please~"

[4] Demon King & Hero: "Religious Mascots"

We were forced into "Limited Holy Skins":

Demon King: "Deficit Devil" outfit (Each merch sold patches budget holes)
Hero: "Righteous Tax Collector" figurine (Sword stabbed into a QR code)
Couple Set: "Hotpot Confession Booth" 5min experience voucher

"This is worse than being a salaryman!" I struggled.310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMnrpKCDp9
Pope Familiar smiled: "But Your Majesty... religious corporations pay ZERO taxes~"

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