【1】“Everyone! Stop the war! Let's play games!”
The otaku demon stood on the ruins, holding up a Switch, with a promotional video for "Hell Animal Crossing: The Three Realms War DLC" projected behind him:
-「Heaven Faction」: Led by the goddess, skill is "Holy Light Bullet Spam" (but she's clumsy)
-「Hell Faction」: Demon Lord's old guard, ultimate move "Lava Lag Attack" (cheating with internet speed)
-「Human Faction」: Led by the hero with the salaryman union, special move "Overtime Vengeful Spirit DDOS"
"The rules are simple!" the otaku demon adjusted his glasses. "Whichever team first gets five-star 'faith value reviews' can rewrite the Three Realms Labor Law!"
The goddess sneered: "Why should I listen to you—"
Ding! The part-time job collar around her neck suddenly popped up a notification:
"Entertainment refusal detected, electric shock penalty x3"
【2】The Goddess's Noob Moves & the Demon Lord's Pay-to-Win Trap
In the game, the "Heaven Inc." island created by the goddess was a disaster:
-Employee dorms built as "996 Blessing Warehouses" (villager happiness at zero)
-Shops only sold "Spiritual Placebos" (no one bought them)
-The only visitor was a "Negative Review Ghost" (the familiar's alt account)
"Why isn't anyone coming to play?!" the goddess threw down her controller.
"Because you haven't bought the DLC~" the familiar popped up a payment window:
"Unlock 'Angel Swimsuit Skins' for only 500 Hell Coins!
※Includes limited 'won't electrocute' emoticon※"
On the other side, I (the Demon Lord) was furiously spending money:
"Hell Lava Bath" (+10% attack power)
"Vengeful Spirit Employee Support Pack" (automatically farms good reviews)
"VIP Privilege: Make the Goddess's character lag" (sinister)
【3】The Hero's "Anti-Capitalist" Gaming Philosophy
Hoshino Haru's island had a completely different style:
-Island Name: "Paid Leave Paradise"
-Currency: "No Overtime Coupons"
-Main Building: "Labor Arbitration Tribunal" (provides free legal consultation)
"This is the real 'five-star life'!" While she streamed her gameplay, the holy sword transformed into a "Justice Controller," and every press of the A button turned a capitalist into a salaryman.
The otaku demon was in tears: "T-this is the game I've always dreamed of..."
【4】The Ultimate Showdown: A Workplace War in the Game
On the day of the finals, the three teams' PK task: "Make the island's rating skyrocket within 24 hours"
-Goddess: Frantically bought five-star fake reviews (account banned by the system for "faith fraud")
-Demon Lord: Activated a "Dark Magic Virus" to crash other islands (but accidentally deleted his own save file)
-Hero: Led all island NPCs in a "mass strike," forcing the system to compromise and give five stars
"This is unfair!" the goddess smashed her Switch. "Who wins a game by striking?!"
Hoshino Haru smiled slightly: "Because this is a 'reality simulator'."
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