No Plagiarism!3xiX6b7AlLvYQ1Dx9YtRposted on PENANA 我從小就有個特異功能。8964 copyright protection115PENANAOfV3KiXZLR 維尼
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我能看到別人頭頂上的壽命倒數,精確到秒。8964 copyright protection115PENANA50eTKMKzxx 維尼
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比如說,我現在在早高峰的捷運上,看著各式各樣人頭頂上漂浮的透明數字。8964 copyright protection115PENANAGo1LCbr0F5 維尼
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一人佔兩座的胖子:「52天 08小時 13分 52秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANAdpVj8dcHC9 維尼
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背卡通書包的小學生:「723天 15小時 01分 07秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANA66QB1uQMr8 維尼
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坐在博愛座的阿嬤:「0天 00小時 00分 24秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANAmJDag4MHJa 維尼
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第二十五秒,那個阿嬤因為心肌梗塞倒下了。8964 copyright protection115PENANAoPL1TYM81E 維尼
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看久了,你會對世界失去希望。8964 copyright protection115PENANAgkUJUExsuv 維尼
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我曾經看到一個大叔興高采烈地去買刮刮樂,頭上的透明數字卻顯示「0天 00小時 01分 03秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANAOK7rBHGdTf 維尼
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然而,大叔本人還在跟收銀員說:「我感覺今天會中兩百萬。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAFSYILv0IGA 維尼
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最後,他甚至來不及刮,就在刮刮樂門口踩到香蕉皮摔成腦震盪,當場死亡。8964 copyright protection115PENANAFbH4wkmAZd 維尼
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我也看過情侶在路邊大吵,女生大罵:「你再說一遍試試看!」8964 copyright protection115PENANAyVTZpeneYK 維尼
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而男生頭上倒數:「0天 00小時 00分 03秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANApm6NULf5kN 維尼
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第四秒,男生話說到一半,直接往前倒去,整個身體栽在女生身上。8964 copyright protection115PENANA717pJw0M16 維尼
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而女生整個人嚇得臉色慘白,身體哆嗦,卻做不出任何反應。8964 copyright protection115PENANA1vhtyBeUJQ 維尼
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我不會救人,也不會警告人。8964 copyright protection115PENANAVhy115yPtr 維尼
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因為我試過,沒用。8964 copyright protection115PENANAYthA5oE6JE 維尼
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有人笑我造謠,有人報警說我騷擾。8964 copyright protection115PENANA9mwLtt2CAC 維尼
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有次我試圖阻止一個壽命剩「5秒」的小孩衝出馬路,他媽直接拿雨傘打我。8964 copyright protection115PENANA1b8BYOX3YC 維尼
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結果小孩活得好好的,我卻被告性騷擾,留下案底。8964 copyright protection115PENANAPpZNIkESn0 維尼
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更有趣的是:就算你救了他,他還是會死。8964 copyright protection115PENANAfEnLiMlqu5 維尼
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他會摔下樓梯、心臟病發、吃到過期起司。8964 copyright protection115PENANA49W0atwSYY 維尼
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反正他就是會死——準時、準點,比你叫的外送還準時。8964 copyright protection115PENANAnth8EIwlvn 維尼
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我有一本筆記本,專門記我見過的各種奇葩死法。8964 copyright protection115PENANAWGvox03eRs 維尼
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1.被狗追時跳入荷花池,意外溺死。8964 copyright protection115PENANAtIyAJZw4Lc 維尼
2.在海邊寫「你是我唯一」,結果被浪捲走,字甚至沒寫完。8964 copyright protection115PENANA32hazvseVU 維尼
3.綁安全帶時不小心勒到自己脖子。8964 copyright protection115PENANAzpaMc2zyLl 維尼
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我最喜歡去急診室等人。8964 copyright protection115PENANA3IFXrRjB0W 維尼
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有一次,一個老婆婆坐在輪椅上等看診,神情虛弱,我一看她頭頂:「01天 23小時 59分 59秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANAWdXteO6B0K 維尼
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而她旁邊那個剛剛看起來超健康、在講股票的中年男子,頭頂:「0天 00小時 00分 14秒」8964 copyright protection115PENANAvvUevZxiJe 維尼
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14秒後,他從椅子上滑下去,一口氣沒上來。8964 copyright protection115PENANA03c3KiX6oe 維尼
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大家圍過去叫醫生,我則在旁邊喝奶茶。8964 copyright protection115PENANAblT1HqFAEY 維尼
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有一天,我照鏡子的時候,忽然覺得,脖子好癢。8964 copyright protection115PENANAvtTMQwDwnv 維尼
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我用手摸了摸,沒事,然後鬼使神差地……朝鏡子自己的頭頂望去。8964 copyright protection115PENANAuJldqQnwuE 維尼
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什麼都沒有。8964 copyright protection115PENANA7nSZFMQB0B 維尼
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一片空白。8964 copyright protection115PENANAOEpwI2Tjfs 維尼
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那一瞬間,我第一次意識到——8964 copyright protection115PENANAazYz7tOsMK 維尼
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我根本看不到自己的壽命倒數。8964 copyright protection115PENANAu0NMcopSN3 維尼
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我突然好奇自己還有幾天。8964 copyright protection115PENANA4lEkMCspR4 維尼
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於是我開始照顧飲食、健身、斷酒、定期檢查,還去問塔羅跟星座運勢。8964 copyright protection115PENANA6ZGeF8nLUj 維尼
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可是哪裡都沒有答案。8964 copyright protection115PENANAmgYjoeSjxV 維尼
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每次看到別人頭頂閃爍的「0天 00小時 00分 04秒」,我都會想:8964 copyright protection115PENANA1NGnVGSkTk 維尼
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那我呢?8964 copyright protection115PENANAaF66da56bC 維尼
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我是不是比你還少?8964 copyright protection115PENANAKK6mUwsDuu 維尼
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現在我有時會半夜醒來,對著天花板發呆。8964 copyright protection115PENANAR5ZSPaP1MG 維尼
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也不是怕死啦。8964 copyright protection115PENANAklmFcQkDyn 維尼
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只是有點不爽。8964 copyright protection115PENANAPTTVcQE9OF 維尼
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老天爺分給我這種詭異的功能,卻不讓我看自己的倒數。8964 copyright protection115PENANAal2MXNG2q6 維尼
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這種感覺就像……8964 copyright protection115PENANAgAsAo62KUG 維尼
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你參加了一場遊戲,但不知道什麼時候輪到你出局。8964 copyright protection115PENANAA40cWFGG6h 維尼
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而你只能一直看著別人死得荒謬又準時,然後猜——8964 copyright protection115PENANA3qoYwHkZcH 維尼
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自己是不是下一個目標。8964 copyright protection115PENANAOQsH5ovkkD 維尼
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