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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了 - 《当“魔王前女友”登上爆料直播后，全地狱的电视都被圣剑劈了》   | Penana
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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
ISSUE #16
Author: 翎淵
魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
Author: 翎淵
ISSUE #16
《当“魔王前女友”登上爆料直播后，全地狱的电视都被圣剑劈了》  
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【1】“大家好～我是路德维希陛下的‘前·毁灭世界搭档’～”  

女神直播间，一位「穿着蕾丝战斗服的魅魔」撩着长发微笑：  

「当年说好一起烧毁人间界，结果他半夜溜去‘研究人类职场文化’！」她甩出一张照片——  

「魔王年轻版」正偷偷翻阅《如何写好简历》，背后是燃烧中的村庄。  

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弹幕爆炸：  

[用户「地狱老兵」：陛下！！您说过那本书是《黑暗咒语大全》！！]  

[用户「三头犬工会」：所以您转生成社畜是早有预谋？！]  

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我（魔王）在后台掐住使魔脖子：「这女人不是前女友！是前·纵火同伙啊！」  

使魔翻白眼：「但观众爱看～目前打赏已突破5000万冥币～」  

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【2】魅魔の致命爆料：魔王城秘辛  

「他还做过更过分的！」魅魔拍桌：  

-把「地狱熔岩」改造成「员工温泉」（说泡澡能提升效率）  

-命令恶魔们「准时打卡」（迟到扣灵魂碎片）  

-最离谱的是——「用黑暗魔法帮人类修桥」！  

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她播放录像：年轻魔王对着村民说：「这桥……就当是魔王城的ESG企业责任吧。」  

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星野晴突然踹门进棚，圣剑抵住魅魔喉咙：「你再说一句，我就让你体验‘转生成桥’。」  

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【3】女神の流量狂欢 & 使魔の危机公关  

女神狂喜：「收视率突破300%！广告位拍卖开始——‘圣剑砍人’时段每秒100万冥币！」  

使魔则火速上线「魔王周边促销」：  

-「我不是社畜」T恤（印着魔王年轻照）  

-「黑暗魔法修桥」模型组（含村民感谢状）  

-「勇者吃醋录音」（付费解锁，附赠灭火器）  

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突然，直播信号被劫持！画面切到宅恶魔的《地狱森友会》：  

「各位！我刚更新了‘绯闻岛DLC’！可以重建魔王勇者温泉旅馆哦～」  

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【4】勇者の暴走 & 魔王の社死  

星野晴一剑劈碎提词器：「路德维希！你当年‘修桥’用的魔力……是不是偷了我的圣剑能量？！」  

「那是能源共享！」我试图辩解，「而且条款写明——」  

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魅魔突然插嘴：「条款第66条：‘若合作顺利，双方需共进晚餐’～」她眨眨眼，「但他放．我．鸽．子～」  

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圣剑光芒暴涨，直播间所有屏幕同时炸裂，最后画面是女神举着手机尖叫：  

「我的观众啊！这要赔多少——」  

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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
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Last updated: May 15, 2025
Total word count: 31,290
Total reading time: 104 Minutes
Writer:
翎淵
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